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To: tubebender
"Calmness in our Lives"

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple
advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking
good I feel!

18 posted on 08/16/2006 7:38:22 PM PDT by glock rocks (will you tell me a story?)
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To: glock rocks

Oh man. I think I had better have wife drop me off on I-80 and catch a ride with Pete. Then you could have 3 kids to help you. Sound like a good idea?

20 posted on 08/16/2006 7:42:59 PM PDT by tubebender
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