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Clinton turns 60: Second wind with the Stones (100 megaton nuclear powered vomit bag warning alert)
monsters and critics dot com ^ | 8-18-06 | Laszlo Trankovits, proudly displaying his kneepads

Posted on 08/18/2006 10:51:48 AM PDT by doug from upland

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To: doug from upland
jokes about his becoming the country's 'First Gentleman'

Clinton will never be any kind of gentleman.

21 posted on 08/18/2006 11:03:52 AM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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22 posted on 08/18/2006 11:05:44 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: GunnyHartman

23 posted on 08/18/2006 11:06:46 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Slobo Skankovits


24 posted on 08/18/2006 11:08:49 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: TexasCajun
Truth is stranger than fiction:


25 posted on 08/18/2006 11:09:32 AM PDT by IncPen (Bush Iraq Truth WMD http://freedomkeys.com/whyiraq.htm)
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To: My2Cents
When did Clinton ever work?

After his spectacular "I never had sexual relations with that woman" speech, he told us he was going back to do the work of the American People. That must be it.

26 posted on 08/18/2006 11:10:58 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
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The liberal, life-loving politician was charged with abuse of office and questionable womanizing affairs when he was governor of Arkansas




I don't remember one of the articles of impeachment being about affairs as governor. I miss that. Folks, this guy is a Washington bureau chief for his paper. This is scary.


27 posted on 08/18/2006 11:12:45 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
Clinton is the classic example of success in the American meritocracy.

Clinton is the classic example of the success of the American mediocrity.

There Doug, I fixed it.

28 posted on 08/18/2006 11:14:48 AM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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(reprise) DFU SONG: End of the Innocence (yes, Bill Clinton really was responsible for 9-11)
DFU SONGS | 9-11-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/11/2004 5:14:13 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - END OF THE INNOCENCE

For several years they sang his song…he was a hero to their cause
In denial many lived…he placed himself up above the laws
He knew all of the right things to say…down through…hell and then back believers would go
In eight long years he's done to us…more damage than you know

For his neglect we would finally pay the price…the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame…it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end…this is the end…of his legacy

At OKC he saw his chance…he needed to divide us all
He would create the vast right wing…and his mind-numbed fools would pick up the ball
So we'd fight among ourselves…and the…grand scheme had worked, he got his way
With our attention diverted he…would gut the CIA

For his neglect we would pay the price…the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame…it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end…this is the end…of his legacy

We endured a psychopath…who saw himself as the Rockstar Prez
We had sent the warnings out…watch what this man does, not what he says

For neglect we paid the price…when those great buildings fell with many dead
And we know just where to place the blame…it's on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end…this is the end…of his legacy



29 posted on 08/18/2006 11:16:21 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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He does look pretty bad...

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30 posted on 08/18/2006 11:18:01 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
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To: doug from upland
100 megaton nuclear powered vomit bag warning alert

ROTFLMAO! True!

31 posted on 08/18/2006 11:24:10 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: doug from upland
This article is so full of lies and half truths. The left does not care about the truth at all. My comments are in [ ]s.

He reformed social welfare [He signed welfare reform after vetoing it twice in fear of losing in 1996.]

His budgets became leaner [all in cuts to the military and the defense department.]

while public coffers brimmed over with revenues from the emerging high tech boom. [which was a bubble ready to burst]

Along with the non-bloody intervention in Haiti to oust a military government, [Haiti is still a mess],

Clinton also led Middle East diplomacy that was successful for a while at least,[for a while, duh]

and brought home the Dayton Accords to end the war in Bosnia. [Kosovo is now a Muslim stronghold]

life-loving [except in the case of the unborn]

false testimony before Congress.[not before Congress, but in a sexual harrassment court case involving a law he himself had signed.]

Too bad that so many Americans are so ill-informed. They will believe everything in this article.

32 posted on 08/18/2006 11:26:16 AM PDT by Freee-dame
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Nearly six years after the end of his spectacular presidency...

Aquinasfan, I did hurl at this point!

33 posted on 08/18/2006 11:31:34 AM PDT by mort56
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To: IncPen

As someone else classically captioned it,

"Hear no evil, Speak no evil, See no evil, I have documents in my pants."

34 posted on 08/18/2006 11:41:05 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Al
http://davidbmidi.home.mchsi.com/joel.htm
MIDI - SHE'S ALWAYS A WOMAN

She was 19 years old…I loved her English eyes
She was telling me no, that's a word I despise
So I took what I wanted, I'll take what I see
She cried like a child
But she's just a dumb woman to me

She was just 22…and at Yale we studied
Recollection's not clear…but she might have been bloodied
Though she talked to the police, they just let me go free
One more score I can count
And she's just a dumb woman to me

I always take what I want…I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am…who do they think they are
They should not ask me why

She's a real beauty queen…Miss America winner
I used power and fear…and then I enjoyed dinner
I warned her not to talk…she'd be sorry, you see
I would blame it on her
'Cause she's just a dumb woman to me

(short musical interlude)

I always take what I want…I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am…who do they think they are
They should not ask me why

One was really too kind…and no challenge at all
I got into her room…there was no one to call
I ripped clothing and hurt her…she couldn't get free
There were tears in each breath…as I scared her to death
But she's just a dumb woman to me

(musical exit)

35 posted on 08/18/2006 11:53:01 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

The Rolling Stones are has-beens. Tickets for their shows in England are going unsold. Retirement communities are being offered discounted tickets.


36 posted on 08/18/2006 11:59:14 AM PDT by Atlantian
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To: doug from upland
"Folks, this guy is a Washington bureau chief for his paper."

LOL! I hadn't caught that. It is scary, isn't it?

Carolyn

37 posted on 08/18/2006 12:04:19 PM PDT by CDHart ("It's too late to work within the system and too early to shoot the b@#$%^&s."--Claire Wolfe)
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To: Atlantian

And the Stones are eligible to live in those retirement communities.


38 posted on 08/18/2006 12:14:11 PM PDT by seanmerc
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To: doug from upland

I just can't believe that the vicious, hate-filled, fat-boy-who-never-got-over-it, bastard from the wrong side of the tracks is ONLY 60????

He looks MUCH older!!!


39 posted on 08/19/2006 8:06:49 AM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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To: doug from upland
I'll bet it is a hellovalot harder for him to score free Bill-jobs from 20 year old interns as a 60 year old ex-president.

Oh, well, at least his place in history is secure:


40 posted on 08/20/2006 11:21:10 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (What did Rather know and when did he know it?)
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