I've seen mummies with more flesh on their bones than that .... ACK !
Posted on 08/18/2006 7:31:56 PM PDT by freedom44
I saw the Stones a few months ago... second or third time (?). Haven't yet paid for a ticket and have had killer seats each time...
: )
Keith? A walking corpse, literally. His wife stood in the center aisle right in front of the stage and mouthed the words to him. He had his eyes on her the whole time. Sorta pathetic.
Mick? A hyperactive little elf. I remarked to a friend that in any other universe these guys would have had the snot pounded out of them for being so completely un-manly.
Ron? Dessicated, pasty, dazed.
Charlie? Bored, made angry (?) faces at Jagger between songs.
The most interesting thing was to see the plump baby boomers. Very few hippie types. And the cars in the parking lot reflected the expensive ticket prices.
There aren't enough handicap access seats available at stadiums. Better to schedule concerts in southern Florida.
I have always refused to gravel at Stones.
I've seen mummies with more flesh on their bones than that .... ACK !
Uh, yeah. Waaayyyy too much sun there, grandma. Maybe do us all a favor and think about staying indoors a couple days a week, huh?
She's hot.
This is a laugh as I just now made reservations to go to a Peter Noone of Hermans' Hermits (see Peternoone.com) concert again. He puts on a fantastic show for fans of all ages, not geezers. Like he says in concert, as long as the Stones are still touring, he has twenty more years!
Wrong units. For the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders you need the measure their combined breast size. Or total IQ. Depending on the point you are trying to make.
When I scrolled back, I DID see "he" was a "she" because she had a couple of boobs in a crumpled bra even though they are hanging down on a latitude even with her navel.
But wait!!!!! I've changed my mind. I now think this sand mummy is a "he". I think that the blue and yellow object on his tummy is his designer snorkel tube.
His swim goggles are under his right shoulder. Behind the goggles is his pet toy poodle, Pepe le Mochalatte, catching a few zzz's in the midday sun.
Leni
The best line I heard about the Super Bowl performance was when the Stones were playing Satisfaction, a friends 11-year old daughter asked why were they playing a Britney Spears song. After the crowd got done laughing, her father told her to go to her room until she realized what was wrong with what she said. That got the crowd laughing again.
Folks who live in liberal welfare states don't have as many children, the Stones are old as the hills, and Muslim children are hangin' at the mosque... The Stones? A yawn.…
Maybe people don't like multi-millionaire ultra libs that only paid 1.6 percent on their income the last 30 years,
At their age, they HAVE to, or it's gonna sag.
Yeesh, stick a fork in that! It's DONE!
They (Rolling Stones) should be touring nursing homes now for free.
What did the stoner say after coming down from his high at a Grateful Dead concert?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.