Skip to comments.(reprise)DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (week-kneed Jimmy Cartern, shut up and go away!)
Posted on 08/19/2006 6:44:55 AM PDT by doug from upland
Writing the history of our time in song.
MIDI - CAMP GRENADA - scroll down to find it
Hello foolish, Jimmy Carter...all your words are...a non-starter
We don't care what you are thinking...your whole presidency, sir, was really stinking
Not one problem...you had plenty...interest rates were reaching twenty
You cut back the U.S. power...and had left a taste in our mouth that was sour
I remember gas line waiting...for our nation, how degrading
I have mocked you...and I mean it...why don't you just go away and suck a peanut
You were flat as month old cola...bitch slapped by the Ayatollah
You were milktoast and so tiring...Bernie's Weekend dead guy had been more inspiring
What about the hostage taking...of yourself, a jerk you're making
Commies knew...that with you at the helm, this nation they could really screw
How did we live through your time there...not one enemy could you scare
It is clear...your great accomplishment was touting Billy Beer
Wait a minute...while you're whining...perhaps there's a...silver lining
There is one worse...scumbag Clinton...still, you're weaker than the birdie in badminton
In your heart we, know you lusted...you're someone we...never trusted
Stop bad-mouthing our commander...Tyson should have bitten you and not Evander
Spell check is your friend, Doug. It is "Carter," not "Cartern."
Another winnern... Dougie... IMHO
The world is full of them.
When you think about it, the great miracle is that the world's not in worse shape than it is.
Rush should have Shanklyn do this for the show.
Paul has never responded to me.
Hey, it was tough coming up with a rhyme for commander.