Hillary’s Sex Appeal Seriously…(barf alert)

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[mandingo republican]

Hillary’s Sex Appeal Seriously…

By Louis Wittig

New York, NY — There was a sharp, mischievous article in this. It just wasn’t materializing.

Everything started out great. I arrived early for the press conference at the Museum of Sex where sculptor Daniel Edwards was unveiling his latest piece, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton. I talked to Bob Kunst, founder of HillaryNow.com, a grassroots pro-Hillary website / organization, who was standing outside the museum entrance holding up a hand drawn “Hillary in ‘08” sign for a dozen reporters and cameramen. I had quotes before I even went inside. And the bust, how could I not write something clever about the bust? Pure absurdity. Hillary — cast in ashy resin — shoulders angled for a three-quarters view. Strong cheeks. Sagacious eyes. Topless.

[Triggerhippie]

GAKK!

[Charles Martel]

Well, thanks for killing my appetite. I guess I'll just work through lunch.

[Orange1998]

It will not be long before we get the dreaded picture of M.Albright.

[Gordongekko909]

I'm throwing up things I ate five years ago.

[llevrok]

sex appeal to WHAT? This? .............

[RedCell]

At least the hind quarters weren't molded. Good Lord!

[Tzimisce]

*Dives for a barf bag*

[camle]

that bust of her looks more like jimmy carter in drag. whoever says she has sex appeal is smokin' some real good junk

[Mr. Mojo]

"It dawned on me about then that I could be chasing a ghost. While female politicians may potentially be sexy, and in that event, said sexiness might work on voters’ minds in this or that way, it was equally likely that no significant number of people happened to find Hillary attractive"

Equally likely? The author's being far too kind.

[RedCell]

I doubt it was good. If anything, it was seriously tainted.

[paddles]

Jeez. Where's the Admin Moderator when you really need him to pull an offensive post?

[Calpernia]

And your motivation for ruining all of our lunches is????





::blech::

[VRWCmember]

Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton

That alone is vomit-inducing, but when you add the word "Presidential" in front of it -- look out!

[Spok]

"I talked to Bob Kunst, founder of HillaryNow.com, a grassroots pro-Hillary website / organization, who was standing outside the museum entrance holding up a hand drawn “Hillary in ‘08” sign for a dozen reporters and cameramen."

This line speaks volumes about the bias of the media and it's apparently totally lost on the idiot who authored it. One man with one sign and 'a dozen reporters and and cameramen.' They just don't get it. And never will.

[camle]

"Ithica Red"

[sissyjane]

Where's the BARF Alert??? GAG!!!

[VRWCmember]

Yeccch! Is she wearing just a bra? The "artist" should be ashamed of that hideous piece of junk.

[IamConservative]

I see a slight resemblance! I think it would be a better resemblance if we were looking at the south end.

[Mr. Mojo]

What's with that neck? It's longer than Bashar al-Assad's.

[RedCell]

Sorry, I don't follow your reference. Is that a wine or some college dorm room concoction developed as a hallucinogen? ;-)

[AmericanMade1776]

Hillary has as much sex appeal as Howard Dean. Hillary's sex appeal might buy her a cup of coffee.

[bmwcyle]

Thrusting hot pokers in my eyes

[theDentist]

Like an Aryan sculpture.

[Bringbackthedraft]

"Yeccch! Is she wearing just a bra? The "artist" should be ashamed of that hideous piece of junk."

Had he made it without the bra he may have been found in a park as another suicide.

[ZULU]

They shuould run some photos of Hillery from her college days when she had her hair in that radical hippy style.

She didn't look so awefully bad the day of the inaugeration of the Great Stain Maker for his first term, but very shortly her inner persoanlity wore through.

She is as sexy as Tokyo Rose on Testosterone.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

They look "fake."

Sagacious eyes? I don't think so. Hollow eyes of the psychopathic perhaps.

[camle]

you'll have to get somebody who thinks hillary is sexy to explain it to ya. I, for one, prefer Tereza!

[longtermmemmory]

Hitlary has A sex?

Which one?

[DAC21]

Que the Pant Suit picture.

[sissyjane]

I think the author means appalling, not appealing

[BulletBobCo]

[thoughtomator]

At least the hind quarters weren't molded.

They tried, but the quarry ran out of material.

[ukie55]

Hillary’s Sex Appeal

Well, now there's an oxymoron.

[SMM48]

Hillary’s Sex Appeal Seriously…

Okay, but which sex is she appealing to? Seriously!

[SittinYonder]

While female politicians may potentially be sexy, and in that event, said sexiness might work on voters’ minds in this or that way, it was equally likely that no significant number of people happened to find Hillary attractive, and thus there was no issue.

Sarah Palin, Republican candidate for governor in today's primary, is a sexy politician. I would vote for her simply because she's hot.

[tx_eggman]

I'm throwing up things I ate five years ago.

Believe it or not, the hitlery bust is not the artist's most disturbing work .. he's also the guy that did prego brittany on a bear skin rug

[Exit148]

Actually, the bust looks more like her than that brushed-up, posed, picture she had of herself on the cover of her book.

[steve-b]

Well, thanks for killing my appetite.

This image could be more effective than that $153/bottle diet pill.

[ZULU]

You want sexy in a political figure?

Check out Condi Rice in a short skirt or that woman politician from Ukraine - can't remmeber her name - Yulia something or other.

[GianniV]

When was the last time PIAPS had sexual intercourse (with a man)? At least 20 years?

She's absolutely disgusting.

[Cobra64]

[Gaffer]

A bust of a 'topless' Hillary......What a pukingly abhorrent thought!

[Safetgiver]

She has veins in her ta-tas.

[Newbomb Turk]

I want a topless Hillary.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

[Paisan]

that bust of her looks more like jimmy carter in drag

That was MY first thought as well

[camle]

whomever it resembles - it sure don't look like her!

[Toby06]

[Safetgiver]

That looks like a gooneybird landing on a dumpster.

[Graybeard58]

::blech::

You misspelled it, it's B I T C H .