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Caption Tucker Carlson's Promotional Picture on ABC 'Dancing with the Stars'
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| 8.23.06
Posted on 08/23/2006 12:59:32 PM PDT by gopwinsin04

TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: tuckercarlson
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Who is most macho!
To: gopwinsin04
"I finally get to touch a woman!"
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:00:28 PM PDT
by
Teflonic
To: gopwinsin04
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:00:47 PM PDT
by
RexBeach
To: gopwinsin04
look out David Hasselhoff!
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:01:17 PM PDT
by
Phsstpok
(Often wrong, but never in doubt)
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:01:21 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: Teflonic
"I finally get to touch a woman!" Yeah, but why the exclaimation point?
To: gopwinsin04
"Full faggit effect."
To: Teflonic
I'm disappointed there is no bowtie.
To: gopwinsin04
The woman in the photo is not the most effeminate individual shown.
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:02:33 PM PDT
by
dmz
To: gopwinsin04

Sir, do you know what I clocked you at?
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:02:36 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(UN Security Council resolution 1701: I believe it is ceasefire for our time.)
To: gopwinsin04
She: "Are you glad to see me or is that a bow tie in your pocket?"
He: "What does "glad" mean? Mommy ! Help!!!
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:02:56 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: Always Right
Yeah, but why the exclaimation point?Because he's excited after waiting so long?
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:03:05 PM PDT
by
Teflonic
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:03:26 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: gopwinsin04
I bet he dances a whole lot better than he does political analysis.
I bet he let's the girl lead just like he lets democrat pundits lead him around in circles.
To: gopwinsin04
Yuk, no wonder he hangs with libs, girlymen must be his thang!
To: gopwinsin04

Look what I can score without a bow tie.
To: gopwinsin04; martin_fierro; dighton; Tijeras_Slim
Before this thread, I'd never seen Tucker Carlson with a beard.
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:04:42 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
To: KarlInOhio
At least Emmitt Smith has the proper attire on.
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:07 PM PDT
by
ditto h
To: gopwinsin04
Does this look too "gay"?
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:09 PM PDT
by
ktvaughn
(I avoid cliches like the plague...)
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:11 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: finnman69
Wow, he actually looks gayer than he usually does with his bowtie.
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:19 PM PDT
by
VA_Gentleman
(The Pixies wish they were Dinosaur Jr.)
To: Petronski
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:24 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:37 PM PDT
by
evets
(I'm so happy.)
To: gopwinsin04
What does this Carlson person do in real life?
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:05:50 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(If Liberals hated terrorists like they hate Bush the war would be over by now)
To: gopwinsin04
"Hmmm - rounded hips, strange appendages on the chest, no leg hair -- NO SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT!!"
To: ktvaughn
Gee, makes me want to listen to Broadway show tunes while I needlepoint and whip up some fondue.
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:07:05 PM PDT
by
quark
To: gopwinsin04
At least she wont have to worry about him grabbing her ass.
To: gopwinsin04
Carlson sings:
"I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty".
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:07:12 PM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: finnman69
Jerry, Jerry!
To: subterfuge
Which is more pathetic?
Tucker Carlson on Dancing With the Stars?
OR
Tucker Carlson on MSNBC?
tough call
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:08:08 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:08:56 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: gopwinsin04
To: gopwinsin04

Holy feces! That Tucker is a cutie!
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:11:19 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(You! Shake your junk!)
To: gopwinsin04
omg, that is horrid!!!! ROTFL!!!
To: quark
"Gee, makes me want to listen to Broadway show tunes while I needlepoint and whip up some fondue."Tucker Carlson wants to know if he can join you!
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:11:25 PM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:11:31 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: maggief
My money is on Joey 'Blossom-whoa!' Lawrence. He's got the Dr. Evil look down pat
To: Hemingway's Ghost
Carlson is married with children, as they say in Hollywood. At least on one show.
To: gopwinsin04
Ahhhhhhhhhhh what a cutie pie!
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:12:23 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: gopwinsin04
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh,
Stayin' alive,
Stayin' alive!
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:12:23 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(It takes branes to make an alternate universe!)
To: gopwinsin04
OK, who is the guy behind Tucker?
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:13:27 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: gopwinsin04
Joey Lawrence? He can't be a day over 30, but he looks 55.
To: gopwinsin04

Time For Saturday Night Fever III!..........
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:14:41 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Erasmus
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:15:27 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:15:32 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: subterfuge
What does he do in real life? I know quite a bit about that. He writes for the Weekly Standard, is the son of Richard Carlson, former head of The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, his mother is a very rich heiress, he is married and has children. He likes to party, and is a pretty fun guy.
To: redstates4ever
Harry Hamiln needs to gain some weight, he may not it through competiton!
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/23/2006 1:16:09 PM PDT
by
PISANO
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