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Caption Tucker Carlson's Promotional Picture on ABC 'Dancing with the Stars'
ABC.com ^ | 8.23.06

Posted on 08/23/2006 12:59:32 PM PDT by gopwinsin04



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: tuckercarlson
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Who is most macho!
1 posted on 08/23/2006 12:59:34 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

"I finally get to touch a woman!"


2 posted on 08/23/2006 1:00:28 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: gopwinsin04

How embarrassing!


3 posted on 08/23/2006 1:00:34 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: gopwinsin04

Just damn!


4 posted on 08/23/2006 1:00:47 PM PDT by RexBeach
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To: gopwinsin04

look out David Hasselhoff!


5 posted on 08/23/2006 1:01:17 PM PDT by Phsstpok (Often wrong, but never in doubt)
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To: gopwinsin04

Which one is Carlson?


6 posted on 08/23/2006 1:01:21 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: Teflonic
"I finally get to touch a woman!"

Yeah, but why the exclaimation point?

7 posted on 08/23/2006 1:01:39 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: gopwinsin04
"Full faggit effect."


8 posted on 08/23/2006 1:02:04 PM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Teflonic

I'm disappointed there is no bowtie.


9 posted on 08/23/2006 1:02:04 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

The woman in the photo is not the most effeminate individual shown.


10 posted on 08/23/2006 1:02:33 PM PDT by dmz
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To: gopwinsin04

Sir, do you know what I clocked you at?

11 posted on 08/23/2006 1:02:36 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (UN Security Council resolution 1701: I believe it is ceasefire for our time.)
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To: gopwinsin04
She: "Are you glad to see me or is that a bow tie in your pocket?"

He: "What does "glad" mean? Mommy ! Help!!!

12 posted on 08/23/2006 1:02:56 PM PDT by llevrok (When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
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To: Always Right
Yeah, but why the exclaimation point?

Because he's excited after waiting so long?

13 posted on 08/23/2006 1:03:05 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: gopwinsin04

MANTASTIC!


14 posted on 08/23/2006 1:03:26 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: gopwinsin04
I bet he dances a whole lot better than he does political analysis.

I bet he let's the girl lead just like he lets democrat pundits lead him around in circles.

15 posted on 08/23/2006 1:04:21 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: gopwinsin04
Yuk, no wonder he hangs with libs, girlymen must be his thang!
16 posted on 08/23/2006 1:04:26 PM PDT by roses of sharon
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To: gopwinsin04
Look what I can score without a bow tie.
17 posted on 08/23/2006 1:04:35 PM PDT by diverteach
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To: gopwinsin04; martin_fierro; dighton; Tijeras_Slim

Before this thread, I'd never seen Tucker Carlson with a beard.


18 posted on 08/23/2006 1:04:42 PM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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To: KarlInOhio
At least Emmitt Smith has the proper attire on.


19 posted on 08/23/2006 1:04:59 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Which one is the star?


20 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:07 PM PDT by ditto h
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To: gopwinsin04

Does this look too "gay"?


21 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:09 PM PDT by ktvaughn (I avoid cliches like the plague...)
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To: gopwinsin04

Look ma, no tie.


22 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: finnman69

Wow, he actually looks gayer than he usually does with his bowtie.


23 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:19 PM PDT by VA_Gentleman (The Pixies wish they were Dinosaur Jr.)
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To: Petronski

Ooooh, snap!


24 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:24 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
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To: gopwinsin04

25 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:37 PM PDT by evets (I'm so happy.)
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To: gopwinsin04

What does this Carlson person do in real life?


26 posted on 08/23/2006 1:05:50 PM PDT by subterfuge (If Liberals hated terrorists like they hate Bush the war would be over by now)
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To: gopwinsin04


"Hmmm - rounded hips, strange appendages on the chest, no leg hair -- NO SIR, I DON'T LIKE IT!!"
27 posted on 08/23/2006 1:07:03 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Get off my lawn!)
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To: ktvaughn

Gee, makes me want to listen to Broadway show tunes while I needlepoint and whip up some fondue.


28 posted on 08/23/2006 1:07:05 PM PDT by quark
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To: gopwinsin04

At least she wont have to worry about him grabbing her ass.


29 posted on 08/23/2006 1:07:08 PM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: gopwinsin04
Carlson sings:

"I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty".

30 posted on 08/23/2006 1:07:12 PM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: finnman69
Jerry, Jerry!


31 posted on 08/23/2006 1:07:46 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: subterfuge

Which is more pathetic?

Tucker Carlson on Dancing With the Stars?

OR

Tucker Carlson on MSNBC?

tough call


32 posted on 08/23/2006 1:08:08 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: gopwinsin04

That's just wrong! LOL


33 posted on 08/23/2006 1:08:56 PM PDT by maggief
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To: gopwinsin04

BARF


34 posted on 08/23/2006 1:11:08 PM PDT by BunnySlippers
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To: gopwinsin04

Holy feces! That Tucker is a cutie!

35 posted on 08/23/2006 1:11:19 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (You! Shake your junk!)
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To: gopwinsin04

omg, that is horrid!!!! ROTFL!!!


36 posted on 08/23/2006 1:11:21 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: quark
"Gee, makes me want to listen to Broadway show tunes while I needlepoint and whip up some fondue."

Tucker Carlson wants to know if he can join you!

37 posted on 08/23/2006 1:11:25 PM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: gopwinsin04

[/puke]


38 posted on 08/23/2006 1:11:31 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: maggief
My money is on Joey 'Blossom-whoa!' Lawrence. He's got the Dr. Evil look down pat


39 posted on 08/23/2006 1:11:46 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Carlson is married with children, as they say in Hollywood. At least on one show.


40 posted on 08/23/2006 1:12:22 PM PDT by billhilly
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To: gopwinsin04

Ahhhhhhhhhhh what a cutie pie!


41 posted on 08/23/2006 1:12:23 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: gopwinsin04
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh,
Oooh,
Stayin' alive,
Stayin' alive!
42 posted on 08/23/2006 1:12:23 PM PDT by Erasmus (It takes branes to make an alternate universe!)
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To: gopwinsin04

OK, who is the guy behind Tucker?


43 posted on 08/23/2006 1:13:27 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Joey Lawrence? He can't be a day over 30, but he looks 55.


44 posted on 08/23/2006 1:13:57 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: gopwinsin04

Time For Saturday Night Fever III!..........

45 posted on 08/23/2006 1:14:41 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Erasmus

see #45....


46 posted on 08/23/2006 1:15:27 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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47 posted on 08/23/2006 1:15:32 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: subterfuge

What does he do in real life? I know quite a bit about that. He writes for the Weekly Standard, is the son of Richard Carlson, former head of The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, his mother is a very rich heiress, he is married and has children. He likes to party, and is a pretty fun guy.


48 posted on 08/23/2006 1:15:48 PM PDT by billhilly
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To: redstates4ever
Harry Hamiln needs to gain some weight, he may not it through competiton!


49 posted on 08/23/2006 1:15:48 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Tucker is a STAR?


50 posted on 08/23/2006 1:16:09 PM PDT by PISANO
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