Posted on 08/25/2006 12:55:53 PM PDT by Harrius Magnus
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - California lawmakers passed a bill on Thursday to permit condom distribution in the state's prisons, where the HIV infection rate is eight times higher than on the streets of Los Angeles.
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hey, why not pass out sex toys to the prisoners too.
let the disease infested criminals pass it around
They are thinking of making EIGHT year olds have to ride in booster seats - and making 12 year olds sit in the back seats - but hey, let's pass condoms out to prisoners.....
"hey, why not pass out sex toys to the prisoners too."
They already have them. They are the new guys who havn't bulked up yet.
Condoms don't work to prevent AIDS. They only make the pillow biters think they are safe. But hey, why let facts get in the way of spending money.
Remember, it's not rape, it's "suprise sex"!
( No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo!)
Think of a wild parady of some kook-burger-run State, and you will come up with REAL policies in Khaliforniastan.
They do...
white boys...
Yes means yes, no means yes.
What ever happened to saltpeter?
I am thankful that reuters chose not to include any doctored photos with this story. The imagery of 'green helmet guy' would be frightening!!
Providing clean needles in prison is next.
The courts have given prisoners more rights than just about any group other than illegal immigrants.
cells have to be the proper temperature.
excercise
choice of meals and three times a day
pay for work
free education
access to legal books and lawyers
able to practice what the prisoner calls religion (live chickens to kill if necessary)
guards must say please and thankyou (prisoners may reply with feces)
Playboy subscription
cable TV
and, now, condoms
Holes in Condoms . . .
STDs are very tiny organisms, minuscule in size compared to sperm. These super-small viruses can get through a hole in a condom much more easily than sperm can. For example, HIV (the AIDS-causing virus) is so small that two million of the disease-causing agents could crowd on the period at the end of a sentence.
In 1993 the University of Texas analyzed the results of 11 different studies that had tracked the effectiveness of condoms to prevent transmission of the AIDS virus. The average condom failure rate in the 11 studies for preventing transmission of the AIDS virus was 31%.
One reason condoms fail in preventing the transfer of AIDS is that latex condoms have tiny intrinsic holes called "voids." Sperm is larger than the holes, but the AIDS virus is 50 times smaller than these tiny holes which makes it easy for the virus to pass through [Source: Dr. C. M. Roland, editor of Rubber Chemistry and Technology]. To give you an idea of how easy it would be for the virus to pass through these holes, just imagine a ping pong ball going through a basketball hoop.
Gross is right. Give em out. Who cares? That won't cost California too much and might actually save on medical bills. Once in prison they have no morals anyway.
Prison sex, prisoner - prisoner or guard - prisoner is all ready against the rules, and the condoms are an admission the rules do not mater.
Next: FREE LUBE!
I guess this is a good thing, since the prison systems seem unable or unwilling to stop homosexual rape in there.
Tie a few together and you can strangle someone.
You could fill them full of piss and throw them at a guard.
You can smuggle stuff with them.
Sounds like a great idea.
Wonder what the prisoners will actually use them for?
saltpeter ran away to San Francisco with pepperpeter.
I know a guy who wants to sell his penis pump...
How about a sling shot?
I don't think too many prison rapists will be inclined to pause and put one on.
The title of this article should read, "State Facilitates Homosexuality Prison Rape."
Remember that we also pay for AIDS treatment in prison as well.
So not only are we feeding them housing them and giving them tv.. but also paying for expensive AIDS treatment.
There are sex toys in prison---underweight white guys. uuugg
Works for me. If they won't do anything about it, we ought to provide solitary cells so prisoners could sleep without fear of rape. It would be expensive, but hey, the construction trades will need work as housing slows down.
"They don't screw you in prison for the sex, they do to see that look on your face."
Condoms are meaningless in that milieu.
sgusting.
Did they call it the Prison Rape Legalization Bill?
well, I guess you gotta help the pretty boys getting rammed up the ....er, ah, you know.. protected?
No, no … you don’t understand! They will us them as party favoirs (balloons).
Sorry to say this to the immigration-phobes, but just like our current immigration policy. Rules, Schmools, who follows them anyway.
Those being handed out, If they aren't pre-lubricated, are pretty much worthless.
If this can reduce health care costs for prisoners than it's a move worth attempting.
That's almost as bad as calling it the log ride.
While I might agree with you on general principle, the problem is that there are innocent people in prison because of "crusading" Attorney Generals like Scott Lockyer (I may have the name wrong here - he's the A-Hole from MA), Eliott Spitzer, and that fascist swine from California whose name escapes me. Those people don't even deserve to be in prison, much less get HIV.
...are you a fellow LUEser?
They already have them. They are the new guys who havn't bulked up yet.
It's cruel...but true.
Speaking of balloons...
The following was written by CA Assemblyman Ray Haynes, R-66th Assembly District.
The winner of this year's Fourth Annual Nosey Award is Assembly Member Paul Koretz, D-West Hollywood. Mr. Koretz authored AB1677, the Correctional Condoms Act. AB 1677 provides for the legalization of, and distribution of contraband in our state's correctional facilities, by allowing the free distribution of condoms and dental dams to inmates.
With the understanding that sex between inmates is a crime, this bill's stated purpose is to prevent disease. What this strange bill does not do, is provide for the disposal of the potentially hundreds of thousands of used condoms. Who gets stuck with that job? Would our correctional peace officers be relegated to the duties of a peep show custodian?
Inmates often indulge in a practice known as "gassing," which is the act of using their own bodily fluids as a weapon. An Officer may be exposed to inmates' blood, urine, feces and semen as an inherent job hazard. Now, with a condom, the inmates have a "water balloon" delivery system.
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