Posted on 08/28/2006 8:31:36 AM PDT by aculeus
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I saw a host in the sun once...
lol
What the...?
I believe they're called 'Breatharians'... (from a comedy central show about guys with eating disorders)
Uhhhh....right...
"blleeeek...bleek!" (Sound of car doors being locked...)
Damn, what if it's cloudy?
I guess he'd "starve" in Seattle. LOL
"How do you do it? Ukraine your neck and look up!"
There is also the small matter of cellular components to account for. Unless 'sun gazing' converts photons into actual molecules....
It hurts for me to write that.
Love Canal Story?
Where do you think that skin came from???
Athough he seems to have the IQ of a plant (or is as clever as a fox), he doesn't have the biochemical makeup to convert sun energy to squat. Even plants, which have clorophyll, need a source of carbon and other elements to build and replace cells and run essential machinery.
And watching only Monty Python.
LOL. Well, some people go overboard.
According to
http://www.falconblanco.com/sungazing/manekji.htm
the maximimum one should stare at the sun is 44 minutes a day
Close up
http://www.falconblanco.com/sungazing/manek.jpg
Elwood is that you?
Rubber Biscuit-The Blue Brothers A Briefcase Full of Blues
Bow bow bow...
(um, do that again)
Bow bow bow...
Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? a wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat...
Bow bow bow...
Ummm... the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. a ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. if it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
Bow bow bow...
Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin' bun...
Bow bow bow...
Hee hee hee hee... what da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit?
Bow bow bow...
I bet his neighbor drinks cow urine... another big thing in India... {/rolling eyes...
Egyptian Ruins
Aztec Ruins
Mayan Ruins
His brain may be composed primarily of vegetable matter, therefore it can create the needed nutrients via photosynthesis.
... or not...
So I'm curious. Why are they starving in Africa? Seems like there's plenty of sunlight...
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