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When the “Terrorist” Dog Has Five legs.
The Hairy Beast Blog ^ | August 30, 2006 – 4:08 pm | The Hairy beast

Posted on 08/30/2006 1:13:13 PM PDT by Mongeaux

Abe Lincoln once posited an interesting conundrum:

Q. If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? A. Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg!

It apears that every few months or so a five-legged dog decides to run amok in our country and kill people - often of Jewish extraction - prompting the media to do its best to withhold certain details which might cause the public to jump to certain wildly unreasonable conclusions.

Case in point: yesterday a 29 year old man in San Fransisco was arrested on 14 counts of attempted murder after a bloody spree of hit-and-run violence in his Honda Pilot. The first news stories seemed oddly deficient in a way that often prickles the hide of this Hairy Beast and caused him to suspect a certain amount of waltzing around was in progress. It was not until he got quite a bit further into the story and saw the name and age of the suspect - Omeed A. Popal, 29 - that he realized another five-legged dog had been unleashed into the media.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: attemptedmurder; domesticterrorism; doublestandard; hatecrime; headinsand; itcanhappenhere; makingitup; mediabias; mediawar; movealong; nothingtosee; sf; zogbyism
Anybody have any theories?
1 posted on 08/30/2006 1:13:15 PM PDT by Mongeaux
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To: Mongeaux

I just don't believe dogs can drive, even 5 legged ones.
susie


2 posted on 08/30/2006 1:18:27 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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To: Mongeaux

Actually by not talking about what is really go on here the government, the media, and terrorist apologists are going to cause a much louder and larger explosion when people say enough. Imagine trying to tighten the lid on a pressure cooker. Dangerous stuff when it finally blows.


3 posted on 08/30/2006 1:18:31 PM PDT by CremeSaver (I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.)
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To: CremeSaver

We are lucky we have the MSM to protect us from bad facts.


4 posted on 08/30/2006 1:21:39 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: CremeSaver

How many German Lutherans or Irish Catholics name their kids Aziz?


5 posted on 08/30/2006 1:23:49 PM PDT by expatpat
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To: Mongeaux
It was not until he got quite a bit further into the story and saw the name and age of the suspect - Omeed A. Popal, 29 - that he realized another five-legged dog had been unleashed into the media.

Clever way of making the point!

6 posted on 08/30/2006 1:24:11 PM PDT by Dark Skies
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To: Dark Skies
Clever way of making the point!

Yep it's a fun read.

7 posted on 08/30/2006 1:28:01 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: Mongeaux
Just because the President enjoyed a good-sized bump in the polls after the london bombing plot was foiled, doesn’t mean the MSM is softplaying domestic terrorism to avoid playing to his one real public opinon strength. That would be wild speculation.

Hmmm...

8 posted on 08/30/2006 1:31:00 PM PDT by TheDon (The Democratic Party is the party of TREASON!)
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To: CremeSaver
Isn't the Honda Pilot a small SUV? We all know the real enemies of this country are SUVs - not Islamic Nazis.

The story should have made it clear that the SUV ran over these people, not blaming it on the person in the driver's seat. Talk about being insensitive.
9 posted on 08/30/2006 1:34:06 PM PDT by Manfred the Wonder Dawg (Test ALL things, hold to that which is True.)
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To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Isn't the Honda Pilot a small SUV? We all know the real enemies of this country are SUVs - not Islamic Nazis.

Yeah, the Japanese sure make rugged vehicles. I buy buy American on principle but this makes me say

Hmmm...

10 posted on 08/30/2006 1:36:51 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: Mongeaux

False. A dog has four leg units and one tail unit for a total of five dog appendage sub-assemblies.


11 posted on 08/30/2006 1:45:29 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Mongeaux
"I buy buy American on principle..."

So you're a Toyota owner ;)
12 posted on 08/30/2006 1:45:57 PM PDT by tfecw (It's for the children)
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To: expatpat

You haven't met Hans Aziz O'Leary?


13 posted on 08/30/2006 1:46:49 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: pabianice
False. A dog has four leg units and one tail unit for a total of five dog appendage sub-assemblies.

LOL! What paper do you write for?

14 posted on 08/30/2006 1:47:35 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: Mongeaux
False. A dog has four leg units and one tail unit for a total of five dog appendage sub-assemblies. LOL! What paper do you write for?

Twenty-one years writing Navy memos.

15 posted on 08/30/2006 1:48:31 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: tfecw
"I buy buy American on principle..."

So you're a Toyota owner ;)

No no. Ford Windstar, tragically.

16 posted on 08/30/2006 1:48:52 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: pabianice

Male dogs have something extra.


17 posted on 08/30/2006 1:53:56 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: Mongeaux

Was he a "youth"?


18 posted on 08/30/2006 1:58:14 PM PDT by GOPJ (Raoul's First Law of Journalism: BIAS = LAYOFFS)
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To: GOPJ
Was he a "youth"?

Possibly. But I am sure he couldn't be a "student" because he is not in France.

19 posted on 08/30/2006 2:04:34 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Haven't had the pleasure. Is he an ex-Nazi, IRA gunman working for Al Qaeda?


20 posted on 08/30/2006 2:07:30 PM PDT by expatpat
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To: ArrogantBustard
You haven't met Hans Aziz O'Leary?

Of county McAfghani?

21 posted on 08/30/2006 2:11:20 PM PDT by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: Mongeaux
Actually by describing these Muslims as mentally disturbed rather than terrorists, the press, as well as authorities have convinced me that ALL MUSLIMS ARE MENTALY DISTURBED!

I used to think they were just potential terrorists, but now I think they are all WACKO!
22 posted on 08/30/2006 2:35:33 PM PDT by monday
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To: pabianice

The tail unit is a separate sub-assembly? I always thought you had to order the whole rear cowling.


23 posted on 08/30/2006 2:50:05 PM PDT by Sender (“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”)
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To: brytlea
There is pretty good proof dogs can't drive here.
24 posted on 08/30/2006 8:40:52 PM PDT by magslinger (If at first you don't succeed, squeeze, squeeze again.)
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To: pabianice

Shouldn't that be appendage sub-assemblies, dog type, quantity five each?


25 posted on 08/30/2006 8:43:27 PM PDT by magslinger (If at first you don't succeed, squeeze, squeeze again.)
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