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To: maine-iac7

I know, I know. You can imagine how this situation played itself out:

Mom: Now Jimmy, go put on your Coke and Bush shirt.

Kid: No Mom! The kids at school make fun of me for it!

Mom: Dammit Jimmy! Just because your friends' parents drive SUVs, vote Republican, and are anti-gay homophobe theocrats doesn't make them right. I need you to wear that shirt so the kids know that Bush lied and people died.

Kid: Mom, please....

Mom: Listen. If you wear the shirt I'll let you pick out your own organic wheat at the co-op. No more spelt for you, trooper! Since you're teaching your friends about Herr Bush the Cokehead, I think you're responsible enough to decide what flavor tofu you want.

Kid: I'm gonna get an ass-whoopin' for this.


36 posted on 08/30/2006 9:27:09 PM PDT by Rawlings (Tipton Time!)
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To: Rawlings

You're assuming this twit has a mom.

I'm betting two daddies.


87 posted on 08/31/2006 1:22:31 AM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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