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W Ketchup™ Sends Ketchup to Kerry
W Ketchup ^ | August 3, 2006 | W Ketchup

Posted on 09/02/2006 7:54:32 PM PDT by too short

Eagle Bridge, NY — August 3, 2006 — W Ketchup announced today it has sent 4 bottles of delicious W Ketchup to the office of failed presidential candidate John Kerry. W Ketchup took this move in response to media reports that attendance at Kerry’s last political rally in Iowa was sparse.

W Ketchup’s CEO Dan Oliver stated: “We may not agree with Mr. Kerry’s political views, but it’s sad when someone has a picnic and no one comes. We think if he had some delicious W Ketchup instead of some other brand, more people might enjoy his parties. We donated 4 bottles because we wanted to make sure that he would not run out on his next rally. We allocated 2 bottles for his supporters, and 2 bottles for the press.” Unconfirmed reports suggest that Kerry chose to eat a candied apple rather than stomach the harsh, vinegary taste of W Ketchup's leading competitor.

W Ketchup was founded to give Americans a choice of ketchup, and a choice not to support Heinz, Teresa Heinz, and John Kerry. W Ketchup is made for Americans, and is sold only in America.

The only organization W Ketchup donates money to is the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of service members killed in the line of duty.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: heinz; kerry; wketchup


1 posted on 09/02/2006 7:54:33 PM PDT by too short
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To: too short

LOL that's cold.


2 posted on 09/02/2006 7:55:34 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: too short

Sad...


3 posted on 09/02/2006 7:58:50 PM PDT by kinoxi
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To: cripplecreek

Kechup is best served cold.

I always liked catsup myself.


4 posted on 09/02/2006 7:59:14 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Blogs ain't in spell chek)
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To: too short

Saved for the day that I update my FR profile.....


Ketchup goes with everything!


5 posted on 09/02/2006 8:01:38 PM PDT by Radix (Polls are read by fools like me, but only God can make something from nothing!)
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To: too short

I wonder if they had these at the picnic
6 posted on 09/02/2006 8:03:36 PM PDT by verum ago (Proper foreign policy makes loud noises.)
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To: too short

IVE TASTED IT. ITS YUMMY !!!!!!


7 posted on 09/02/2006 8:04:08 PM PDT by LC HOGHEAD
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To: too short

Is this satire? If it isn't, it's really pretty pathetic.


8 posted on 09/02/2006 8:06:29 PM PDT by frankiep (I respect Islamofacists more than the American left - at least they ADMIT that they hate the US.)
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To: too short

I have no problem killing a man in certain circumstances. But to embarrass a man.....well, I'm a coward in that regard. Nevertheless, this was humorous and it's a clever way to promote the product.


9 posted on 09/02/2006 8:06:55 PM PDT by Jaysun (Idiot Muslims. They're just dying to have sex orgies.)
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To: too short

Forget Kerry, he's done.
This does zero damage ro a nonthreat and can only serve to perpetrate the hubris myth.


10 posted on 09/02/2006 8:08:49 PM PDT by soupcon
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To: too short

OK, let's take the ketchup and cover him with it! Since ketchup has so much importance to him


11 posted on 09/02/2006 8:10:52 PM PDT by boughtwithaprice
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To: soupcon

Hey...while I'm here...is there some secret way that I'm not aware of where one might edit one's submission after one screws up?


12 posted on 09/02/2006 8:14:53 PM PDT by soupcon
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To: too short

W Ketchup is excellent. I buy it by the case and give some away to please some people and aggravate others.


13 posted on 09/02/2006 8:22:27 PM PDT by Lady Jag (People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
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To: too short

Ketchup goes great with a Fried Frenchy.


14 posted on 09/02/2006 8:45:41 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: too short

Where is Mama Ketchup?...Terrrrrraaaaaaaaaiiiizzzzzzaaaaa?


15 posted on 09/02/2006 8:47:49 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: too short

Where do you find W Ketchup?


16 posted on 09/02/2006 8:48:46 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Father of an American Soldier)
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To: tflabo

Theresa went nuts 2 years ago ...we havent heard from her since


17 posted on 09/02/2006 8:51:13 PM PDT by woofie
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18 posted on 09/02/2006 8:52:17 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: too short

Somehow I think bottles of French's Yellow Mustard would have been more appropriate...


19 posted on 09/02/2006 9:40:31 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Del Monte is my choice!


20 posted on 09/02/2006 9:47:07 PM PDT by Phibes
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To: SoldierDad

http://www.wketchup.com/ketchup/


21 posted on 09/02/2006 10:19:16 PM PDT by too short
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To: too short

I have it on good authority that J F'n Kerry doesn't eat anything with tomatoes in it. Perfectly understandable for a lunatic nut job golddigging jigalo who understands every dime he owns is made from a tomatoe. How would you like to be completely at the mercy of tomatoes. I hope the somabitch dreams about tomatoes 5 days a week. Call it Justice.


22 posted on 09/02/2006 10:20:11 PM PDT by kylaka
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To: too short

Thank you.


23 posted on 09/02/2006 10:24:07 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Father of an American Soldier)
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To: too short

I, proudly, have a case of 16 bottles in my pantry. And my family continues to eat their Heinz. Too bad for them.


24 posted on 09/02/2006 10:39:38 PM PDT by Sender (What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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