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Bible Scholars Perform Calculations Which Point To The UN Being Hit By A Nuclear Attack This Month
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Posted on 09/04/2006 8:33:37 PM PDT by Scarchin

Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an option" for their research team.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: New York
KEYWORDS: 2good2btrue; artbell; bible; biblecodes; biblescholarswhosays; code; codes; dontcountonit; onecanhope; prophecy; terrorism; tinfoilalert; un; unhq; y2mulligan; zzz
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Ooooh -kaaayyy....
1 posted on 09/04/2006 8:33:40 PM PDT by Scarchin
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To: Scarchin

Will Kofi be in the building?


2 posted on 09/04/2006 8:35:13 PM PDT by TimesDomain (When a judge declares himself "MASTER", you become his "SLAVE")
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To: Scarchin

I don't think "scholars" means what they think it means....


3 posted on 09/04/2006 8:36:03 PM PDT by Uriah_lost (M.I.E. Mainer In Exile I'll come back when the Massholes go home.)
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To: Scarchin

Let er rip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just make sure our guys are outta there!


4 posted on 09/04/2006 8:36:07 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Time to eradicated islambs and mooselimbs! GO PTSC)
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To: TimesDomain

Hopefully - the UN won't overreact with a disproportionate response. /sarc


5 posted on 09/04/2006 8:37:16 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin

Why don't they read the Bible and apply its lessons, rather than use it as a magic decoder ring?


6 posted on 09/04/2006 8:37:29 PM PDT by inkling
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To: Scarchin

Mixed feelings on this one. I don't want to see a nuke go off on any American soil, on the other hand...


7 posted on 09/04/2006 8:37:32 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Scarchin

My highly precise astrozoological calculations, performed with the utmost fnordic precision, say if you send a thousand bucks to me then there is at least a 50% chance to avoid this terrible outcome.


8 posted on 09/04/2006 8:39:01 PM PDT by thoughtomator (There is no "Islamofascism" - there is only Islam)
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To: Scarchin

Unless it is Israel hitting them (and it wouldn't surprise me if that was part of their doomsday plan, sorry to say), why would they waste the Islamic or Asian bomb on their best friends in the world? I believe in "US out of the UN, UN out of the US," but not that way.


9 posted on 09/04/2006 8:39:19 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Tom Gallagher - the anti-Crist [FL Governor, 2006 primary])
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To: Scarchin

Why do I have the feeling these guys are smoking tea leaves rather than reading them?


10 posted on 09/04/2006 8:39:30 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: metmom

Well technically the UN is not American soil, but don't tell that to all those people who live in Turtle Bay.


11 posted on 09/04/2006 8:40:07 PM PDT by appeal2
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To: thoughtomator

why "terrible"?


12 posted on 09/04/2006 8:40:33 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: TimesDomain

One can hope.


13 posted on 09/04/2006 8:40:38 PM PDT by null and void (Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
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To: NonValueAdded

Huh? Israel? Would you like to take another crack at this one?


14 posted on 09/04/2006 8:40:39 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: metmom
I don't want to see a nuke go off on any American soil,

Technically, the UN isn't on US soil...

15 posted on 09/04/2006 8:41:52 PM PDT by null and void (Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
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To: All

BTW - how does this quackery get on Yahoo News???


16 posted on 09/04/2006 8:42:31 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin

Ray Nagin has weighed in: "They need this like New York needs another hole in the ground."


17 posted on 09/04/2006 8:42:54 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: appeal2; dagnabit
As you say...

(Dagnabit, I will learn to read ahead)
18 posted on 09/04/2006 8:43:09 PM PDT by null and void (Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
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To: Scarchin

In my humble opinion, this is all nonsense. When people start calculating based upon all sorts of unproven suppositions about what this means or what that represents, I put on my hip boots to avoid stepping in the .... uh .... nonsense.

Don't forget that the mark of a true prophet is one who is correct 100% of the time. In my opinion, the mark of one who knows biblical intrepretation is one who correctly interprets 100% of the time. For this one, we need only wait until the end of September. I suspect that, when October comes with no nuke, they'll post another "corrected" calculation. In the meantime, don't forget to send them a donation. :)


19 posted on 09/04/2006 8:43:53 PM PDT by vincentjay (I'm convinced that Bill Clinton is most-likely to be revealed as the anti-christ.)
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To: nhoward14

Has he decided what flavor ice-cream the city should be? LOL


20 posted on 09/04/2006 8:44:06 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin

These so-called "Bible Scholars" have failed the test of a prophet. Their punishment will be great.


Deut 18:20-22

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD ?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.


21 posted on 09/04/2006 8:44:50 PM PDT by uptoolate (The U.N. will be the tool of the Anti-Christ)
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To: vincentjay

No need to be humble on this one...:)


22 posted on 09/04/2006 8:45:12 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin

I "predict" their going to find another "bug" so they can correct for this failed prediction - after the fact...


23 posted on 09/04/2006 8:45:39 PM PDT by DB ()
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To: Scarchin
Let's look at the problem of subtracting 342 minus 173, through this chap's eyes.

Well, you can't take 3 from 2, 2 is less than 3, so you look at the 4 in the tens' place. Now, that's really 4 tens, so you make it 3 tens, regroup, and you change a ten to ten 1s, and you add it to the 2 and get 12, and you take away 3, that's 9.

Is that clear?

Now, instead of 4 in the tens' place, you've got 3, 'cause you added 1, that is to say 10, to the 2, but you can't take 7 from 3, so you look in the hundreds' place. From the 3, you then use 1, to make 10 tens and you know that 10 plus 4 plus minus 1 is 14 minus one, 'cause addition is commutative, right! And so you have 13 tens and you take away 7 and that leaves 5.

Well, 666 actually, but the idea is the important thing...

=== ...with all due apologies to Tom Lehrer.

Or, in the woids of that great American, Bugs Bunny: ''What a ma-roooon!''

24 posted on 09/04/2006 8:45:45 PM PDT by SAJ
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To: Scarchin
If a nuke was to go off it would probably be in Southern Lebanon, not New York. I hope our government has made it perfectly clear to Iran that any act of nuke terrorism, and Tehran becomes, to use a biblical metaphor, a "sea of glass".

Also, if we want any hope of getting them quitting their nuke program, only the direct threat of military action will be taken seriously. All this UN stuff is nothing but a total charade, as Saddam proved so emphatically.
25 posted on 09/04/2006 8:47:11 PM PDT by HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath (Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.)
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To: nhoward14
Read my post again. My point was that neither the mooslims or NK have any reason to take out their bestest friend in the whole wide world, the UN - the home to 3 or 4 buddies ready to veto into oblivion any effective action the UN might take. If anyone in the world had a reason to nuke the UN, it would be Israel and of course they wouldn't do it. Thus the thrust of the article is absurd.

That said, I did speculate that Israel might just have something targeted for Turtle Bay as part of their doomsday scenario (multiple nuke strikes wipe out the entire country of Israel, the surviving forces auto-launch the retribution strikes.) Now I hope they wouldn't hit the UN with a nuke but under those circumstances, I'd be willing to spot them a few conventional warhead hits via cruise missiles.

26 posted on 09/04/2006 8:47:29 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Tom Gallagher - the anti-Crist [FL Governor, 2006 primary])
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To: Scarchin

If the UN is nuked, that means NYC is nuked; which means the USA is nuked.

That's no good, and whoever does it pay with devasting consequences.


27 posted on 09/04/2006 8:47:50 PM PDT by BlackjackPershing ("The great object is that every man be armed." Patrick Henry)
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To: Scarchin

I don't think so. What would you call an ice cream that is filled with fruits and nuts and smells like New Jersey?


28 posted on 09/04/2006 8:48:36 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: Scarchin
...The UN Being Hit By A Nuclear Attack...

If Satan be divided against himself, how can he stand?

29 posted on 09/04/2006 8:49:36 PM PDT by RichInOC (KOFI: WHAT YOU SAY!!)
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To: NonValueAdded

Since it was the Zionist Jews who backed the formation of the UN to the hilt, I strongly doubt that they would now try to ax it.
Most of the Jews I know still back it.


30 posted on 09/04/2006 8:49:52 PM PDT by Spirited
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To: HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath

could you please tell me where it says "sea of glass" in the bible?


31 posted on 09/04/2006 8:50:15 PM PDT by Ainast
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To: nhoward14
Ben and Jerry's Nuts n' on the Hudson?
32 posted on 09/04/2006 8:50:30 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin

Bible Code crap again.
Not one single BC prediction ever came true.
Only a fool would believe this now.


33 posted on 09/04/2006 8:51:21 PM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: nhoward14

"Democrat Bubblegum"


34 posted on 09/04/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by thoughtomator (There is no "Islamofascism" - there is only Islam)
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To: Scarchin

Hey now this article comes from the UK. Everyone knows nobody in the UK reads the bible. This a hoax for sure.


35 posted on 09/04/2006 8:52:48 PM PDT by Hound of the Baskervilles (A)
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To: Scarchin
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36 posted on 09/04/2006 8:52:58 PM PDT by MikeA (Not voting out of anger in November is a vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House)
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To: NonValueAdded

Oh I get it now. You are assuming a level of rationality in the Muslims jihad plan that is greater than I allow for.

If Israel actually has a Doomsday plan, I would think they would have many more desirable targets nearby like Mecca and Tehran than trying to send a missle halfway around the earth to hit the UN and, by extension, New York City.


37 posted on 09/04/2006 8:53:28 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: Scarchin
Hopefully - the UN won't overreact with a disproportionate response. /sarc

Agreed, a simple "Ceasing to Exist" would be appropriate.
38 posted on 09/04/2006 8:53:31 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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To: metmom

Mixed feelings on this one. I don't want to see a nuke go off on any American soil, on the other hand...

You echo my sentiments!!


39 posted on 09/04/2006 8:53:39 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Who will lead our country next? Who will fight the good fight? Who has the courage?)
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To: nhoward14

Whoa Whoa! Time out! Some posts getting waaaaaaay too serious for this thread... Just sayin'...


40 posted on 09/04/2006 8:55:03 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin

Alright Glenn Beck... shouldn't you be in bed by now? :)


41 posted on 09/04/2006 8:56:21 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: Scarchin

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but it's stunning that the MSM would go so far as to put forth kooks like this and describe them as "Bible scholars." Sheesh.

MM


42 posted on 09/04/2006 8:56:29 PM PDT by MississippiMan (Behold now behemoth...he moves his tail like a cedar. Job 40:17)
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To: Scarchin

Is it too early to start blaming FEMA for not responding in time?


43 posted on 09/04/2006 8:56:31 PM PDT by monkfan
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To: Scarchin

I don't wanna be quoted with an opinion on this one.


44 posted on 09/04/2006 8:56:41 PM PDT by Ciexyz (Leaning on the everlasting arms.)
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To: Scarchin

I agree, btw my sister ate your hamster


45 posted on 09/04/2006 8:57:13 PM PDT by IAmNotAnAnimal (Blame it on the pain pills, I am)
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To: nhoward14

LOL!!!!! Perfect!


46 posted on 09/04/2006 8:57:28 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Scarchin
Without even bothering to read the article:

HUH?

47 posted on 09/04/2006 8:57:41 PM PDT by Reverend Bob (That which does not kill us makes us bitter.)
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To: Scarchin
I just double checked the work of these "Biblical scholars" with my new decoding system.

But I got the message "Drink Ovaltine".
48 posted on 09/04/2006 8:58:19 PM PDT by Semi Civil Servant (Colorado: the original Red State.)
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To: Reverend Bob

Actually - you just saved yourself a lot of time! My exact response AFTER reading it! :)


49 posted on 09/04/2006 8:59:05 PM PDT by Scarchin (+)
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To: Semi Civil Servant

Don't look into this too deeply... you'll put your eye out.


50 posted on 09/04/2006 8:59:29 PM PDT by nhoward14
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