Anderson Cooper's CIA Secret

RadarOnLine ^ | 09/06/06 8:00 AM | Jeff Bercovici

[sully777]

"Bark like a dog..."

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[BenLurkin]

"Doctor, doctor. Glad I'm not sick."

[durasell]

In other news, Anderson Cooper's mom, Gloria Vanderbilt, once loaned her famous name to a line of blue jeans that made my ex-girlfriend's butt look fat.

[Sam's Army]

"...Anderson spent studying Vietnamese at the University of Hanoi after college."

No red flag there, nosiree!

[sully777]

This is serious. Anderson Cooper has been outed.

[Irish Eyes]

Does this mean he's not as stupid as he looks?

Anderson Cooper is NOT stupid.

[durasell]

Yeah, terrific. The guy has a privileged, but difficult childhood, grows up to find something he wants to do and is probably good at, and folks stand in line to screw it up for him...terrific.

[Thebaddog]

Check out the cover of the latest issue of Menswear Magazine.

[NittanyLion]

Looks to me as though he was trying to infiltrate the CIA, but ultimately decided he could do more damage to his country by working at CNN...

[ozzymandus]

I've seen him on TV, and he's definitely stupid. And ptobably gay.

[maineman]

Yes, well qualified...HA

[oceanview]

which is a big part of the problem there.

[KarlInOhio]

Following his sophomore and junior years at Yale—a well-known recruiting ground for the CIA—Cooper spent his summers interning at the agency's monolithic headquarters in Langley, Virginia, in a program for students interested in intelligence work.

Cooper graduated from college the same year I did. The CIA was one of the jobs posted on my college's co-op job list. Every single employer that I saw except one had a 3.0 GPA as a requirement. The only one which only required a 2.5 GPA was the CIA. Hmmm, that made me wonder exactly what quality of summer employees the CIA got.

[Leisler]

Too bad he didn't stay. I hear women hating jihadist are nuts to the wall crazy over a white western male. Cooper could of been the 7 pillars of wisdom Lawrence of our time. Oh well, I guess he sold out to Hollywood, west Hollywood.

[johnny7]

Bet he could've infiltrated Ernst Rohm's inner clique with little effort.

[the anti-mahdi]

The same fetid pool of candidates that DOS recruits from--worked with them all. Underwhelmed by the quality in every instance.

[CT-Freeper]

I remember Anderson Cooper from my High School days when he was on the Channel One student news program.

[CholeraJoe]

to a line of blue jeans that made my ex-girlfriend's butt look fat.

No...her a$$ made her butt look fat.

[durasell]

The words that must never be uttered, even in jest.