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The Pope, the Bear and the Liberal
unknown-email | 9/11/06 | unknown-email

Posted on 09/11/2006 2:27:40 PM PDT by Kenton

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Liberal in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Liberal Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bears; cageyrednecks; huntinghumor; stupidliberals
Sorry for the vanity post, but I just found this pretty funny. The air is getting crisp and cool here in Ohio, and my thoughts are on hunting season. So here's one for you hunters out there!
1 posted on 09/11/2006 2:27:42 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: Kenton

A long way to go...


2 posted on 09/11/2006 2:28:59 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Lil'freeper

Ping


3 posted on 09/11/2006 2:29:46 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: Kenton

Not bad.


4 posted on 09/11/2006 2:29:54 PM PDT by oldleft
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To: Kenton

Sadly, we don't have to go all the way to Massachusetts to find them.


5 posted on 09/11/2006 2:30:27 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Kenton

I saw this before, but worth a 2nd read.


6 posted on 09/11/2006 2:30:44 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Darkwolf377

Shhh! I like this one. Don't tell the moderators!


7 posted on 09/11/2006 2:31:19 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Darkwolf377
A long way to go...

Yeah, they could've just had one shipped up from Seattle or Vancouver, lots less for freight charges.

8 posted on 09/11/2006 2:31:26 PM PDT by Kenton
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To: thackney

The herd needs to be culled here in People's Republic of Mass.


9 posted on 09/11/2006 2:32:36 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Kenton
Yeah, they could've just had one shipped up from Seattle or Vancouver

Just because they're bears doesn't mean they'll stoop that low...8>)

LOL on the joke!

10 posted on 09/11/2006 2:35:58 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (The greener grass on the other side of the fence is artificial turf)
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To: big'ol_freeper

Heh heh heh ... bait.


11 posted on 09/11/2006 2:36:54 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Kenton
"Yeah, they could've just had one shipped up from Seattle or Vancouver, lots less for freight charges."

Why bother? They're all over up here. You can't swing a cat without hitting one of the "3B-O" bunch. (Backpacks, Birkenstocks, and body odor...)

12 posted on 09/11/2006 2:39:15 PM PDT by redhead (Wasilla, AK: Proud to be Valley Trash)
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To: Kenton

They could have just used Ted Stevens. I heard he
s available.


13 posted on 09/11/2006 2:39:26 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Mediacrat - A leftwing editorialist who pretends to be an objective journalist.)
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To: Kenton

Your timing could not have been worse. I just got off the phone with a realtor who confirmed that a piece of land I inherited (which was a perfectly nice property 'in the country' when it was purchased by a relative 40 years ago) cannot be easily sold because the environmentalist wacko commies have identified a 'wetland' on it. Horsefeathers.

BTW - I did enjoy your post. LOL


14 posted on 09/11/2006 2:40:36 PM PDT by hardworking (Please elect Comrade Clinton so that I can go on the dole too. Thank you.)
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To: Kenton
It is not right to pollute an trick wildlife with such horrible bait.
15 posted on 09/11/2006 2:41:31 PM PDT by mountainlyons (Hard core conservative)
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To: Kenton
Good one .. but wouldn't California greenie liberals be cheaper to ship?

For that matter they could trap a bunch of Greenpeace freaks by having a whale carcass on land for them to try and push back into the water.

16 posted on 09/11/2006 2:47:40 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Property tax is feudalism. Income taxes are armed robbery of the minority by the majority.)
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To: Kenton

funny....


17 posted on 09/11/2006 2:49:04 PM PDT by God luvs America (When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
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To: Kenton

ROFLMAO!


18 posted on 09/11/2006 2:49:16 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Darkwolf377

I plan to modify it a bit.

No need to go to Massachusetts when there are so many freakin liberals in California. (I think he must be from somewhere in the Mendocino area)


19 posted on 09/11/2006 2:50:27 PM PDT by Paloma_55 (I may be a hateful bigot, but I still love you)
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To: thackney
Sadly, we don't have to go all the way to Massachusetts to find them.

I'll give them a bus full (cheap!) from down in Girdwood!

20 posted on 09/11/2006 2:55:06 PM PDT by Species8472 (We will never forget !)
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To: Kenton

As jokes go, I thought it was crappy. If the liberal started crabbing about the needless distruction of the bear, with some sort of punch line it would hve been OK, but, it was crappy.


21 posted on 09/11/2006 3:03:30 PM PDT by StACase
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To: thackney

I wish they would go to massachusetts and get one horse faced one and one big Fat one that drives an Oldsmobile.


22 posted on 09/11/2006 3:08:07 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: Kenton

I never run out of bear bait in Oregon, just a short drive to Portland or Eugene.


23 posted on 09/11/2006 3:13:59 PM PDT by docman57 (Retired but still on Duty)
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To: StACase
...OK, but, it was crappy.

Little late in the day to be eating peed-on Cheerios, isn't it?

FMCDH(BITS)

24 posted on 09/11/2006 3:34:52 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Kenton
Poisoning a bear by feeding him a Mass. lib ain't hunt'n boy, it's curel an unusual punishment.

Bears deserve better!!

Save the BEARS!! :-))

25 posted on 09/11/2006 3:48:27 PM PDT by AFreeBird (If American "cowboy diplomacy" did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.)
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To: AFreeBird
Dang-nabbit!

curel = cruel

my dyslexia is acting up again.

26 posted on 09/11/2006 3:49:35 PM PDT by AFreeBird (If American "cowboy diplomacy" did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.)
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To: docman57
I never run out of bear bait in Oregon, just a short drive to Portland or Eugene.

And for those who refuse to enter those two swell cities, you can try Sisters, Hood River, Lincoln City, or Ashland. But be forewarned that most of the bait there is old, balding, pony tailed, with wispy facial hair. And the men.....
27 posted on 09/11/2006 3:52:25 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
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To: Paloma_55
No need to go to Massachusetts when there are so many freakin liberals in California.

LOL!

Aw come on, I'm here in Boston, take some of them off my hands, willya? Having both Kerry AND Kennedy must make up for several million ordinary libs.

28 posted on 09/11/2006 4:12:14 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377

Your Kerry and Kennedy BEARLY (PI) beat my Feinstein and Boxer!


29 posted on 09/11/2006 5:02:33 PM PDT by Paloma_55 (I may be a hateful bigot, but I still love you)
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To: StACase
As jokes go, I thought it was crappy. If the liberal started crabbing about the needless distruction of the bear, with some sort of punch line it would hve been OK, but, it was crappy.

Yeah, if I'd have made it up I probably could have come up with a better punch line, but it was just one of those stupid e-mails that turn up once in awhile.

Anyhow, most folks here seemed to get a little kick out of it...

30 posted on 09/12/2006 10:14:31 AM PDT by Kenton
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