Posted on 09/12/2006 5:48:59 PM PDT by shrinkermd
NEW YORK - Has Barbara Walters lost it?
Some of her co-hosts on “The View” may think so after her claim today about her Havanese dog Cha-Cha.
Walters says when she told Cha-Cha she loved her, Cha-Cha said “I love you” back.
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Interesting...
Oh, I have no doubt her dog talks to her regularly........ahem........
Correction:
Cha-Cha said: "I wuv you too Bawa"
What can I say? Feed the dog sausage and see what interesting verbiage comes out the other end while she is at it.
Probably enunciated better too.
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died away, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total silence.
He popped the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine, feeling despondent As he stood looking at the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he had promised himself.
Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel pump."
The man raised up quickly, striking his head on the underside of the hood. "Who said that?" he demanded.
There were two horses standing in the fenced field alongside the road and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight, and try it again."
Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life.
He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.
When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar.
"Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said.
A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."
"It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher.
The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful.
"A horse, you say? Was it by any chance a white horse?"
The man replied to the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?"
"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because that black horse don't know jack about cars."
How can someone like Barbara Walters lose something she never had?
dog probably asked to be on the show....come out of the closet, etc. THEN, the ex will appear, blah, blah, blah...(or: bark, bark, bark...)
Dogs talking together? It happens everyday.
NY Post headline tomorrow morning: 'Babs Pulls a Shirley McLaine!' LOL!
Is there some reason a woman in her mid-70's with more money than God due to her own entrenched, leftist efforts in the MSM and a string of dead husbands STILL needs to work? Yeesh!
No kidding, she and Joy Behar talk every day.
Did it come from the moon and have bat wings?
Nice, Wawa. The squawking hen has a soulmate in David Berkowitz (the killer "Son of Sam").
My dogs don't need to talk to me in order for me to know that they want a) food, and b) more food, and c) throw the ball, and d) throw the ball again.
Does THIS qualify for a doggie ping?
: )
OK. My favorite stupid video of all time.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6036658873440327262
dog probably asked to be on the show....come out of the closet, etc. THEN, the ex will appear, blah, blah, blah...(or: bark, bark, bark...)
don't forget then her lesbian lover will come out, the clothes will come off, then his transexual lover will appear to defend..etc..etc..etc..(sit back and watch the fight)
chi-wa-wa
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