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Islam For Dhimmies - How To Protect Oneself From Restrooms
Sweetness & Light ^ | September 15, 2006 | N/A

Posted on 09/15/2006 11:46:16 AM PDT by Sam Hill

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To: Red Badger

Where are the 3 shells?


21 posted on 09/15/2006 11:58:42 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


22 posted on 09/15/2006 11:59:58 AM PDT by Lekker 1 (("...the world will be...eleven degrees colder by the year 2000" -- K. Watt, Earth Day, 1970)
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To: Sam Hill

At my church there is a note over the urinal saying "please flush". I don't think it is a "holy rule" though.


23 posted on 09/15/2006 12:00:30 PM PDT by RobRoy (Islam is more dangerous to the world now that Naziism was in 1937.)
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To: Ramius

To three one must count.


24 posted on 09/15/2006 12:01:56 PM PDT by RobRoy (Islam is more dangerous to the world now that Naziism was in 1937.)
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To: Sam Hill

Does this mean that transgender restrooms are out for Muslims?

Seems the moonbats in Ithaca and Marin will have some tough choices to make.


25 posted on 09/15/2006 12:02:17 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: Sam Hill

“When the Prophet felt the need of relieving himself, he went far off where no one could see him”. Well, I sure am glad I don't have to wonder about this anymore.


26 posted on 09/15/2006 12:02:26 PM PDT by Ilky Hucktar
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To: Sam Hill

Mmmmmkay.


27 posted on 09/15/2006 12:02:36 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Sam Hill

Is it permissible to eat the mints?


28 posted on 09/15/2006 12:03:19 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Sam Hill

Should I ask exactly what "sin" they committed by entering the rest room, or would the answer be too disgusting for words? Of course, maybe their prophet simply commanded his followers to piddle at their tables...maybe the lefty woman on the recent flight who disrupted it by shouting and peeing in the aisle was actually preserving herself from sin by not visiting the restroom?

These people are crazy. But do remember that the Ayatollah Khomenei's first published work was an ask-the-mullah column telling men it was okay to use their barnyard fowl for sexual purposes. Yuck, yuck, yuck. And that goes for Islam, too!


29 posted on 09/15/2006 12:03:52 PM PDT by livius
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To: Sam Hill

Holy Sh*(


30 posted on 09/15/2006 12:04:43 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: Sam Hill

This religion seems less about a relationship with G*d and more about controlling every aspect of a person's life.

They lose their sense of self, their individuality which is a gift from G*d.

This is madness.


31 posted on 09/15/2006 12:06:49 PM PDT by BRITinUSA
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To: roaddog727
There's a sign over the paper roll in my bathroom;

Instant Islamic Picures

Tear off one 'photo sheet'
Wipe ass
observe instant photo of Islamist

And you don't even have to generate one o'them bulky photo albums.

You can enjoy your photo and get many new ones every day !

Allah is, indeed ... good.

32 posted on 09/15/2006 12:07:52 PM PDT by knarf (Sevices for my lost, now considered deceased, tagline at 2 PM .. all welcome.)
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To: Sam Hill
Muslims are encouraged to urinate while sitting or squatting and not while standing since this was the usual practice of the Prophet. Although standing is not forbidden as the Prophet is also reported to have done so...

I do not know, and do not care if Christ peed standing up or squatting like a girl... Anyone who hasn't figured out Islam is about control, and subjugation and not peace by now, is beyond help.

33 posted on 09/15/2006 12:08:01 PM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: knarf

"You can enjoy your photo and get many new ones every day !

Allah is, indeed ... good."

Allah Akbar!

ROTFLMAO!


34 posted on 09/15/2006 12:12:08 PM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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To: Sam Hill

Why don't they just do it off in the woods or fields or desert? Forget public restrooms...... Then there wouldn't be all this angst about defilement..... of course, then it would be hard to live in any town or city, but since it is a religion of barbaric desert tribes they shouldn't mind too much.....


35 posted on 09/15/2006 12:13:11 PM PDT by Enchante (There are 3 kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and Mainstream Journalism)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%

What 3 shells?..........


36 posted on 09/15/2006 12:17:11 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Red Badger
"Muslims are encouraged to urinate while sitting or squatting and not while standing since this was the usual practice of the Prophet."

Sounds like Mo had an enlarged prostate.

Or gonorrhea.
37 posted on 09/15/2006 12:17:21 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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To: Sam Hill

Please add me to your "Muslim enlightenment" ping list.


38 posted on 09/15/2006 12:17:58 PM PDT by EdReform (Protect our 2nd Amendment Rights - Join the NRA today - www.nra.org)
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To: HamiltonJay

We pray to allah that there may be corn in abundance, and that our stool may resemble the coiled python of du'uh'unh, who striketh the unbelievers in their pale infidelic bottom parts, may allah be praised.


39 posted on 09/15/2006 12:18:13 PM PDT by -=SoylentSquirrel=- ("We will crush your heads!" - Saddam Hussein, in a moment of court room levity.)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

"Is it permissible to eat the mints?"

No. That's why I have had all my urinal cakes stamped with Mohammed's picture and/or the name of allah, piss be upon him.


40 posted on 09/15/2006 12:18:28 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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