Posted on 09/15/2006 11:46:16 AM PDT by Sam Hill
Where are the 3 shells?
LOL!
At my church there is a note over the urinal saying "please flush". I don't think it is a "holy rule" though.
To three one must count.
Does this mean that transgender restrooms are out for Muslims?
Seems the moonbats in Ithaca and Marin will have some tough choices to make.
When the Prophet felt the need of relieving himself, he went far off where no one could see him. Well, I sure am glad I don't have to wonder about this anymore.
Mmmmmkay.
Is it permissible to eat the mints?
Should I ask exactly what "sin" they committed by entering the rest room, or would the answer be too disgusting for words? Of course, maybe their prophet simply commanded his followers to piddle at their tables...maybe the lefty woman on the recent flight who disrupted it by shouting and peeing in the aisle was actually preserving herself from sin by not visiting the restroom?
These people are crazy. But do remember that the Ayatollah Khomenei's first published work was an ask-the-mullah column telling men it was okay to use their barnyard fowl for sexual purposes. Yuck, yuck, yuck. And that goes for Islam, too!
Holy Sh*(
This religion seems less about a relationship with G*d and more about controlling every aspect of a person's life.
They lose their sense of self, their individuality which is a gift from G*d.
This is madness.
Instant Islamic Picures
Tear off one 'photo sheet'
Wipe ass
observe instant photo of Islamist
And you don't even have to generate one o'them bulky photo albums.
You can enjoy your photo and get many new ones every day !
Allah is, indeed ... good.
I do not know, and do not care if Christ peed standing up or squatting like a girl... Anyone who hasn't figured out Islam is about control, and subjugation and not peace by now, is beyond help.
"You can enjoy your photo and get many new ones every day !
Allah is, indeed ... good."
Allah Akbar!
ROTFLMAO!
Why don't they just do it off in the woods or fields or desert? Forget public restrooms...... Then there wouldn't be all this angst about defilement..... of course, then it would be hard to live in any town or city, but since it is a religion of barbaric desert tribes they shouldn't mind too much.....
What 3 shells?..........
Please add me to your "Muslim enlightenment" ping list.
We pray to allah that there may be corn in abundance, and that our stool may resemble the coiled python of du'uh'unh, who striketh the unbelievers in their pale infidelic bottom parts, may allah be praised.
"Is it permissible to eat the mints?"
No. That's why I have had all my urinal cakes stamped with Mohammed's picture and/or the name of allah, piss be upon him.
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