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Islam For Dhimmies - How To Protect Oneself From Restrooms
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| September 15, 2006
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Posted on 09/15/2006 11:46:16 AM PDT by Sam Hill
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To: Sam Hill
I usually pray for protection from evil smells as I am entering a restroom...
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:31:39 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Free Introspection Classes - Inquire Within)
To: livius
Should I ask exactly what "sin" they committed by entering the rest room, or would the answer be too disgusting for words? Since there are so many Muslims in Europe, I think it's just in case they wander into a restroom occupied by George Michael.
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:31:41 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: MeanWestTexan
To: Sam Hill
Ha-ha, Mohammed peed sitting down. That makes him, in the words of Ahnold, a girlie man!
To: Sam Hill
The Imam's detailed prescriptions for properly doing one's business reminds me of Jesus' comment about the Pharisees ...they were so concerned about a bit of dust in another person's eye that they fail to see the boulder in their own.
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:32:53 PM PDT
by
The Great RJ
("Mir wölle bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
To: TC Rider
They should enter a rest room occupied by Boy George, Michael Jackson & rosie O'Donnell at the same time. They'd really be rubbing their worry beads.
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:33:27 PM PDT
by
brooklyn dave
(Ya can take da kid outta Brooklyn--butchya can't take Brooklyn outta da kid)
To: russdawg
Next question:
When doing your business, either one, is the user supposed to face into or out of the stall? Squatting position, assumed...............and izzit considered "bad etiquette" to stand?.......
67
posted on
09/15/2006 12:34:10 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Sam Hill
I wonder what they would do with the old urinals at Fenway park?
In case you don't know, we had a saying: There's always room for one more at the trough.
68
posted on
09/15/2006 12:35:01 PM PDT
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: Sam Hill
"yu-uteehi man yashaa-u, wallaahu waasi-un aleem. Yuheedhu birahmitihi man yashaa-u, wallaahu dhul fadhlil adheem’."Translation......."allright - who missed the hole?"
69
posted on
09/15/2006 12:35:29 PM PDT
by
patriot_wes
(Infant baptism - the foundation of an unbelieving and unsaved church.....)
To: NurdlyPeon
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:44:24 PM PDT
by
Ouderkirk
(Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather?)
To: RobRoy
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch???
71
posted on
09/15/2006 12:47:43 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
To: HardStarboard
"Even at Gitmo, we couldn't torture these guys half as much as they torture themselves....or Islam tortures them!"
Well put.
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:48:00 PM PDT
by
Sam Hill
To: Sam Hill
To: Sam Hill
I always read the Koran in the bathroom right before I use the pages to wipe my ass.
To: Sir Gawain
My pig craps on a koran daily.
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:51:01 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Sam Hill
Please add me to your "Muslim enlightenment" ping list.
76
posted on
09/15/2006 12:52:26 PM PDT
by
6323cd
("It is prohibited to make use of such emotional signs in a cellphone!")
To: Red Badger
To: Dead Dog
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:55:37 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [This is some nasty...])
To: Red Badger
Must be a drag when you have to heave.
To: <1/1,000,000th%
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posted on
09/15/2006 12:58:36 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
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