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Caption Hillary at the Congressional Briefing on Obesity and Eating Disorders (vanity)
Eating Disorders Coalition ^ | 2005 | staff

Posted on 09/19/2006 12:06:23 PM PDT by redstates4ever



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1 posted on 09/19/2006 12:06:24 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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"Anorexia and bulimia are caused by a lack of government funding."


2 posted on 09/19/2006 12:07:39 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: redstates4ever

"Just a glimpse at my thighs would show Americans the dangers of eating disorders".


3 posted on 09/19/2006 12:07:51 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: redstates4ever

"Thank you EDC for providing a podium wide enough to hide my fat ass!"


4 posted on 09/19/2006 12:08:02 PM PDT by aShepard (Maybe the UN should donate UNICEF proceeds to the Gates Foundation, and fold!)
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To: redstates4ever

Woman in pink "Man, I bet she would be good smothered in gravy"


5 posted on 09/19/2006 12:08:22 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: redstates4ever

Both of them don't look like they've missed any meals lately.


6 posted on 09/19/2006 12:08:38 PM PDT by AdvisorB
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To: redstates4ever

"Hello, my name is Hillary and I am a big fat pig!"


7 posted on 09/19/2006 12:08:46 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: redstates4ever

"This is all part of a vast fried wing conspiracy..."


8 posted on 09/19/2006 12:09:08 PM PDT by Semper Vigilantis (Doing my small part for whirled peas)
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To: redstates4ever
"I that freakin' camera man shows my 'cankles' he'll be floating in the Hudson River by noon tomorrow!"
9 posted on 09/19/2006 12:09:28 PM PDT by avacado
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To: redstates4ever

"OINK!"


10 posted on 09/19/2006 12:09:36 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
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To: avacado

I = If


11 posted on 09/19/2006 12:09:49 PM PDT by avacado
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To: aShepard

Look again, even that big 'ol podium isn't wide enough to hide her barrel ass.


12 posted on 09/19/2006 12:10:21 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: Semper Vigilantis

we have our winner.


13 posted on 09/19/2006 12:10:39 PM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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To: redstates4ever

It must really bite to have to speak to so many coalitions and committees and conferences . . . you just know any elected official is thinking, "Great, what's it today? The International Pancake-Flippers' Union or the Coalition for the Toenail-Polish-Addicted?"


14 posted on 09/19/2006 12:11:01 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Jeez, and y'all laugh at Texans.)
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To: avacado

"See these thies? Yup, Bush's fault."


15 posted on 09/19/2006 12:11:44 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Freedom by its nature cannot be imposed, it must be chosen")
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To: redstates4ever

"Make donuts not war."


16 posted on 09/19/2006 12:11:44 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: redstates4ever

My fat ass is President Bush's fault!


17 posted on 09/19/2006 12:12:06 PM PDT by Recon Dad (Marine Spec Ops Dad)
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To: redstates4ever

Did she give the KEYSTONE address?.........


18 posted on 09/19/2006 12:13:32 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: redstates4ever

"Thank you for electing me to your Hall of Fame..."


19 posted on 09/19/2006 12:14:28 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Gordongekko909

"The day that I learned Bill was cheating on me, I found solace in binge eating. *sniff* That was 150 pounds ago..."


20 posted on 09/19/2006 12:14:56 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

So what if I've had EXTREME BODY MODIFIICATION, sue F'n Buger King.


21 posted on 09/19/2006 12:15:38 PM PDT by Rovendem
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To: redstates4ever

That's a "lectern". Podium is the raised platform it stands on......


22 posted on 09/19/2006 12:15:48 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: redstates4ever

Woman in pink: "When she backs away from the podium, she'll start beeping."


23 posted on 09/19/2006 12:16:57 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

Did she give the KEYSTONE address?.........

Maybe the GALLSTONE address..............


24 posted on 09/19/2006 12:17:25 PM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: AppyPappy

LOL


25 posted on 09/19/2006 12:17:40 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Polyxene

Fourscore and seven bagels ago...............


26 posted on 09/19/2006 12:19:04 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: redstates4ever

Still....just a pig in "a pant suit"


27 posted on 09/19/2006 12:19:15 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather?)
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To: OrioleFan

What is that weird wire running up to her left leg?


28 posted on 09/19/2006 12:19:31 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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To: Gay State Conservative

LOL!


29 posted on 09/19/2006 12:19:37 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: Gay State Conservative
"Just a glimpse at my thighs would show Americans the dangers of eating disorders".

Just a glimpse of her thighs would make Americans disgorge their last meal.

30 posted on 09/19/2006 12:20:16 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: AppyPappy

LOL... that's just not right. She does look hungry though, doesn't she?


31 posted on 09/19/2006 12:20:22 PM PDT by kenth (There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
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To: AppyPappy

You beat me to it.


32 posted on 09/19/2006 12:20:35 PM PDT by TheZMan (Proud supporter of the anti-conservopussy movement.)
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To: redstates4ever

"Yeah, hello, Hillary? This is Bill. Listen, I saw this picture of you at the Congressional eating whatchamacallit briefing...yeah, whatever...and, well, there was this cute girl sittin' over there to your right, and, y'know, I mean, I was wonderin', did you get her phone number? Well, yeah, I mean, come on, I'd hit that like the fist of a vengeful god! Wouldn't you? Yeah, that's what I thought! Huh? You DID get her number...aw, come on, don't hog it, Hillary! Share! Damn, you're mean sometimes!"

}:-)4


33 posted on 09/19/2006 12:20:35 PM PDT by Moose4 (Arr, matey.)
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To: AppyPappy

Woman in pink "Man, I bet she would be good smothered in gravy"



well, there goes lunch. dinner too!!!


34 posted on 09/19/2006 12:20:42 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather?)
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To: redstates4ever
"Your guest speaker was too busy stuffing his face to attend today "


35 posted on 09/19/2006 12:20:53 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: redstates4ever

"Eating Disorders Coalition, sponsored by Exlax, Tums, Immodium and Menta-Dent."


36 posted on 09/19/2006 12:21:13 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: redstates4ever
PIAPS needs to back away from the buffet herself:
37 posted on 09/19/2006 12:23:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: redstates4ever

At the Erroneousness Declaration Coalition (EDC) for compulsive liers Hillary Clinton describes the art of truthlessness and falsity in a speech full of misrepresentation and dangerous half-truths.


38 posted on 09/19/2006 12:26:16 PM PDT by FreedomProtector
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To: TexasCajun

Nice Tits!
39 posted on 09/19/2006 12:26:18 PM PDT by jrg
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To: Semper Vigilantis

ROFLMAO!!! You win.


40 posted on 09/19/2006 12:26:23 PM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: redstates4ever

41 posted on 09/19/2006 12:26:36 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: jrg

'ceptin' for the hair


42 posted on 09/19/2006 12:26:38 PM PDT by jrg
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To: AppyPappy
Woman in pink "Man, I bet she would be good smothered in gravy"

Or "I'm having fish tonight!"

43 posted on 09/19/2006 12:27:39 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: redstates4ever

"We're going to take fries away from you on behalf of the common good"


44 posted on 09/19/2006 12:27:45 PM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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To: MeanWestTexan
What is that weird wire running up to her left leg?

I don't know. What's that huge lump of ugly fat atop her neck?

45 posted on 09/19/2006 12:27:51 PM PDT by Lekker 1 (("...the world will be...eleven degrees colder by the year 2000" -- K. Watt, Earth Day, 1970)
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To: BenLurkin

She looks like a blood clot.


46 posted on 09/19/2006 12:28:23 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: Mr.Smorch

I'm a little chubby too (!!) but I'm an OK person

I know a good President (President Bush) with good values and judgment when I see one.

Bless W and our troops.


47 posted on 09/19/2006 12:28:51 PM PDT by bunches (Irish people enjoy whimsical humor)
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To: redstates4ever

"Sure wish my left thigh wasn't protuding from this large, banner-clad podium."


48 posted on 09/19/2006 12:29:20 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: Red Badger

.......thank YOU....!!!! if I see or hear "podium" used
one more time where "lectern" would be the correct
word, I think I'd throw up....!!! (like, ya know....)


49 posted on 09/19/2006 12:29:25 PM PDT by Thunderchief F-105
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To: Thunderchief F-105

I guess my last post just did you in.


50 posted on 09/19/2006 12:30:21 PM PDT by Toespi
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