DFU SONG: Love Hurts (this photo of Streisand will hurt and make your eyes bleed)

DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

I apologize for having to subject you to this photo, but it was necessary for the song.

MIDI - LOVE HURTS

A sow, a cow...she is, and how
I am so aghast...got milk, I ask
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt

Gee whiz, Babs, no...they hang so low
Please make it stop...or else my head will pop
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt

Some claim Abu Ghraib was bad...but I think they've all been had
What is there that's worse than this?
Those things could drive you mad

This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt...they hurt

(screeching musical interlude...sorry, but it's better than the photo)

This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt...they hurt

[doug from upland]

This is about as much fun as I've had writing a really mean-spirited mocking one. This will probably rank just behind the song memorializing Katy's colonoscopy when the doctors found her brain in her ***.

[doug from upland]

[Texagirl4W]

Now I know it's time for me to turn this thing off and go to bed. My eyes are broken.

[supremedoctrine]

DFU, your lyrics are never better than when they are animated and inspired by the intense love and respect you obviously feel for Barbra/ It's like Mama's cookin'!!

[scatterometer]

Which is Streisand post 1 or 2?

[maine-iac7]

It's worse than just going naked - she must think this is sexy...but considering the source of the thinking...

[onyx]

I can hardly believe she went out in public dressed like that.

[joyce11111]

Oh Jeez, my eyes hurt too...this pic is like a virus, or, a bacteria, that will spread painful eyes to all that dare look.

[doug from upland]

[Yaelle]

[doug from upland]

Remember this? --- http://lonewacko.com/images/alexandra-kerry-see-through-dress.jpg

When people are awake tomorrow, I think this thread may become a whole lot of fun.

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

I can't believe I found this. Besides Kevin Bacon, there is Josh Brolin.

[Yaelle]

What ARE these women thinking? Can't they afford MIRRORS?

[Yaelle]

Heck, even this.

Keep America beautiful, please! Spare us all!

[Fiddlstix]

A sow, a cow...she is, and how

A Cow?? A Sow??
Why do you want to insult innocent livestock?

There's not a real Cow or Sow alive that'd claim kin to her.

Let it be on record that I hereby demand you apologize to ALL Bovine and Swine critters on Planet Earth for your insensitive insults!
I mean, good heavens, man...it was bad enough you subjected your fellow FReepers to that horrible picture!

[onyx]

LOL!

[Westlander]

Fortunately, she cancelled her Michigan appearance.

[Kirkwood]

[MassRepublicanFlyersFan]

[Cindy]

DITTO that.

[doug from upland]

For James Brolin, it's funny how life imitates art ---

[onyx]

Put on a bra, BarBRA.

[jonrick46]

Good night! This is taking going Barbraless to a whole new level. If your eyes hurt looking at them now, how would they feel looking at live action? If she only had a crucifix hanging over her breast, she would devestate those of both worlds.

[volunbeer]

We should have the Fox news channel ask Bill that question next time he gives them an interview.

I wonder if he would wag his finger?

[bannie]

In her case, if you take the BRA off, it's good to leave the BAR in.

[onyx]

LOL!

[volunbeer]

LOL

Maybe Babs is fighting global warming for the rest of us by not wearing a bra.....

[bannie]

For old chicks like that thing and me, the bra is the last thing to forego. Someone needs to direct her to the minimizer bras.

[California Patriot]

"People ... People who need Clinton."

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

She was going to Bill Clinton's event. Blatant invitation, wouldn't you say?!

[onyx]

No kidding! Do you think she succeeded in tempting him? Hahahahaha.

[NRA2BFree]

Holy smokes. The first thing I thought of when I saw her, was Kerry's daughter and how trashy she looked. What is it with these liberal hags? They torture us with their politics and now this? Btw, those lyrics are hilarious! Mean, nasty and perfect. LOL!

[volunbeer]

Clinton never passes up an offer... his motto is -

[Watery Tart]

Holy smokes. The first thing I thought of when I saw her, was Kerry's daughter and how trashy she looked. What is it with these liberal hags? They torture us with their politics and now this? Btw, those lyrics are hilarious! Mean, nasty and perfect. LOL!

It's not like she's holding 'em up herself!

---

sKerry, Jr.: partisan flip-flopping.

[jonrick46]

If Klintoon had kept his eye on the UBLs of the world instead of wagging his dog with extra marital affairs, he would have no reason to wag his finger. Instead, he gave "aid and comfort to the enemy" who saw this country under weak leadership.

[tired&retired]

The same magazine did a previous one that was even worse. I'm terrible at posting pics on FR(don't know how) so here is the link:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=399151&in_page_id=1773

Click on the pic and open it up. It's a full body photo of Babs that will make you heave.

[Watery Tart]

Is this it?? *pre-emptive EEEwwwww!*

[RexFamilia]

If you stare at those "things" you don't have to look at her face.
I don't know what's worse

[marvlus]

Karl Rove's fault. He advised her to do this!

[freepatriot32]

DUDE! that photo of Streisand hurt and made my eyes bleed why didnt you give any kind of a warning before posting something like that? :-)

[CaliGirlGodHelpMe]

If I may offer a brief fashion note?

I think, based on the style and fit of the dress, that she thought the "empire" waist would lift things up to an acceptable, even attractive, level. She was mistaken, as the photographic evidence shows.

[Fresh Wind]

I can hardly believe she went out in public dressed like that.

She probably paid hundreds or even thousands for that bag she is wearing, which is probably a "designer original". Too bad she cheaped out and didn't opt for the bag that would cover her head too.

[6SJ7]

One can never go wrong wearing basic black... well almost never.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Mmmmmmmmm...pancakes.

[Jane Austen]

Why would she go out in public like that? She made the choice of not wearing a bra.

[beckysueb]

If I may offer a brief fashion note? I think, based on the style and fit of the dress, that she thought the "empire" waist would lift things up to an acceptable, even attractive, level. She was mistaken, as the photographic evidence shows.

It takes more than a flimsy dress to hold up those babies.

[onyx]

But, as Yaelle noted, doesn't she have a mirror?

[onyx]

LOL!

[thile44]

What good is a mirror to someone who is blind to all that is around them.