Here's a way out idea.
I used YOUR words.
If you honestly think any President is going to encourage abortions, take your guns away, and encourage to marry your barber - then allow me.
Have those children now - quickly.
Go load up the gun safe (mine is full I can promise you)
And finally - man up for heavens sake.
Try Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton for the first two.
And it goes well beyond abortion and taking away guns. Abortion is murder, IMO, and abortion has killed vastly more Americans than who died in 9-11. And we need more concealed carry, not less, to fight both terrorism here and crime as well. So guns are a critical issue.