[harpu]

"Ya know, when Bill finally blows a gasket, the cause of death should read "T.O"."

You're close but change out "T.O." with "J.J." and you'll be pretty close to being right on. (and I don't mean Jimmy Johnson)

[Wolfie]

Oh, Jerry would get an assist, no doubt about it. Parcells really should have known better than to take the job.