SOULLESS: Ann Coulter and the Right Wing Church of Hate

Harper Collins ^ | 10/06 | Susan Estrich

[FrPR]

Lefty sow Susan Estrich, attorney to Leona Helmsley, Claus von Bulow, and Michael Milken, now snorts for your attention in an incalculably tasteless and repulsive way.

Her new book, SOULLESS - designed to look EXACTLY like Coulter's GODLESS - claims not only to excoriate Ann but also "cast(s) a light on 'the Anns', 'wannabes' like Michelle Malkin and Glenn Beck".

On the cover, Estrich stretches the seams of a black cocktail dress and sneers knowingly at the camera.

Yep, the book looks just like Ann's, and she's dressed up to look like a bloated, wrinkly version of Ann... Except for the necklace: E-Stretch has the gall to wear a Mogen David around her neck.

I've got a copy of the book right in front of me, and all I can think of is just how very ugly the Left has become: utterly devoid of ideas, wheezing away their short, deceitful days, clinging to whatever symbols they can desecrate, spewing nonsensical vitriol, and braying like retarded mules when they don't get enough attention.

FrPR

[Checkers]

Great tower!

[Brett66]

Those are great towers!

[Dominick]

Holy cow! The had to chop off a whole mess of pixels just to give Estrich a man-waist. I see they didnt do anything for the man-hand issue. Her face looks like it had to be digitally warped as well.
One big difference, Ann's book has a #1 NYT bestseller mark...

[OregonRancher]

The airbrush artist and the genius at photoshop deserve rewards for such immaginative work......

[chesley]

But at least it isn't Hell N Thomas.

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

I've never heard of that term before either. Simple Star of David = "I'm throwing my (liberal) jewishness at you and screaming in your conservative Christian face!"

[linda_22003]

Mogen David is cheap Jewish wine. The Star of David is a religious symbol. I just want to know why whoever wrote the article took such a snide shot at Judaism.

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

Concur.

[Twinkie]

"Ostrich is going to regret taking on Ann."


uh . . is that your quote, Annie?

[3niner]

Her voice is even worse than her countenance.

Her character is even worse, and helped shape her countenance.

[3niner]

Makes you want to smoke 4 packs a day doesn't it?

Makes me want to change the channel, and I do whenever I see her.

[3niner]

It's a remarkable photoshop effort. Most remarkable is the way they got rid of almost all the hate marks from her face.

[Terabitten]

Gah. Both of them are godawful, if you ask me.

[3niner]

She doesn't look too bad for a fifty year old, post-menopause woman.

Have you ever seen what she really looks like? I would never have recognized her cover picture, if I hadn't been told it was her.

[hnj_00]

thank you!!!!

[3niner]

There's the REAL Susan Estrich (except for the body, of course).

[My2Cents]

You know, you never see Susan Estrich and Ernest Borgnine together.

[My2Cents]

Ann's going to love this!

[3niner]

Mogen David is cheap Jewish wine. The Star of David is a religious symbol.

Read this. The first couple of paragraphs, anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_of_David

[reagan_fanatic]

Kee-ripes - I'll bet she couldn't clap her hands without knocking out her teeth!!

[Trueblackman]

Right, sure anything you say or what you are suppose to say!

[Dominick]

Ann's going to love this!

Maybe I can get an autographed pic for my office, the other engineers will be so jealous!

[Constantine XIII]

Right up there with the Burger King. :p

[My2Cents]

Poor thing. I bet she has lower back problems.

[FrPR]

I wrote this piece. And I referred to a Mogen David.

[FrPR]

Les "Canadiens", c'est les gens de chez nous. Il n'y a pas de "Canadiens" aux endroits de Maple Leafs. Y'a na ben de "Canadians", par exemple. Eux-autres, on les laisse a leurs maudites affaires.

[FrPR]

I wrote the piece. I am an observant Conservative Jew, a diligent Freeper, and I went to good French-Canadian Catholic schools to boot! Mogen David is just an alternate transliteration of Magen David. Check it out, Yo. Respek !


The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.

Magen David

SYLLABICATION: Ma·gen Da·vid
PRONUNCIATION: mgn dôvd, dvd, mä-gn dä-vd
VARIANT FORMS: also Mo·gen Da·vid
NOUN: A six-pointed star, a symbol of Judaism, that is formed by placing two triangles together, one inverted over the other or interlaced. Also called Shield of David, Star of David.
ETYMOLOGY: Hebrew mgn dwd, shield of David : mgn, shield (from gnan, to cover; see gnn in Appendix II) + Dwd, David; see dwd in Appendix II.

[xc1427]

I wonder how many times Susan had to "fist herself" to become soulless?

[linda_22003]

Thank you.

[Little Ray]

No. I suspect she looks like that Fox News screen capture, when she isn't airbrushed or made up.

[King Moonracer]

That'll give you a tower.

[Kenny Bunk]

I went to Toronto this summer and took a great picture of the CN Tower

I wish to commend this young chap for furthering Canadian-American awareness of architectural trends.

He is obviously the finest kind of American Tourist. As Honorary Mayor Pro-Tempore et Supernumeraire of St. Hyacinthe-dans-les-Forêts, I am proposing him for our Booster of the Year award for his publication of this technically magnificent Canadian erection.

[Kenny Bunk]

By the way, més amis, I feel you are overlooking Professeur Estrich's great contribution to Pharmacology.

In those adverts for male medicaments which combat ED, they always add the the disclaimer,

In the event the event lasts longer than 4 hours

Now there is an antidote ... sure cure ... merely gaze upon the picture of this dyn-o-mite lawyer-ette, and your "problem" will rapidly disappear!

[b4its2late]

LOL!! Excellent!

[goldstategop]

Ann Coulter will get a good laugh out of the cover. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Especially when your liberal adversaries start copying you!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[goldstategop]

I wonder if Ann's publisher can sue for copyright violation... the cover and the artwork is exactly the same. I wonder if the chapters are similarly titled. Talk about creepy.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I doubt if I'll ever read Godless or Soulless. My grandmother and aunt are very liberal AND good Christians. So much for being "godless."

[Mad Dawgg]

"Her new book, SOULLESS - designed to look EXACTLY like Coulter's GODLESS..."

Speaking of Books lookee what I found on Drudge:

BILL O'REILLY SCORES #1 BOOK WITH 47,236 SOLD IN OPENING WEEK...

KEITH OLBERMANN 'WORST PERSON' SMALL AT 1,784 COPIES SOLD...

Bwah hahahah that made my day.

[NeoCaveman]

Funniest thing I have read in ages.

Thanks

[Dominick]

In those adverts for male medicaments which combat ED, they always add the the disclaimer,

In the event the event lasts longer than 4 hours

Oh, I thought that was part of the pitch...

[hollywood]

"iens" "ians". There's no difference; they all play hockey anyway.

[FrPR]

Let's put it this way: There are plenty of Canadian Senators, but you can't be both a Canadien and a Canuck.

[grey_whiskers]

Here's an old snippet from an ancient "Hannity & Colmes" parody, featuring Estrich and Coulter:

Second funniest thing I have ever read on Free Republic.

Cheers!

[Kenny Bunk]

Oh, I thought that was part of the pitch.

Of course, you are correct, Sir Dom. You are, despite your youth, a keen observer of "Marketing Trends."

In the technical argot of the ad-biz, it's known as:

"Sub-Liniment Advertising*"

Beware. It is insidious, I tell you.

Prolly cause it's rubbed into your mind?

[Kenny Bunk]

"Ernest Borgnine"

Did you know he was once married (for about 20 minutes) to Ethel Merman?

Film at 11.

[Kenny Bunk]

Qu'on conçoit bien, on dit bien. Mais evidement jamais entre vos copains.

[My2Cents]

Yes, I remember that. I'm that old. :)

[Kenny Bunk]

I'm that old.

Nah,. THAT old is remembering to whom Rudolph Valentino was married.

[creeper]

Frpr:
Please help me! I'm beginning to lose my Freepin' way. I remember Rush saying that liberals only believe in symbolism over substance. You know, symbols like WMD's, healthcare, and poverty(ewww).

Anyway, I was arguing with this point with a liberal and he said that the right wingers were more guilty of name-calling, flag-waving, and hate-mongering than thier counterparts on the left. I told him thats nonsense. He replied: "look at your side's rhetoric a little more closely."

Well... I did, and because I'm always honest(my downfall!)I began to notice that, he is right. Even by glancing at this post. It seems to be all name-calling with no substance. I now feel that we would gain more recruits if we explained why we are for war, money, and nationalism rather than semicolon. With two-thirds of the country now against us, I don't see how we can survive if we don't change.

[FrPR]

You're right. This particular post is mostly name calling with no substance. ("Bush is an alcoholic idiot".) Sometimes, on FreeRepublic, we call people names. Sometimes they deserve it - ("Foley is a creep") - and sometimes they don't entirely deserve it. It's all part of the joy of being part of a community that roundly shies away from gun-grabbin', tax-hikin', baby-killin', cheese-eatin', back-stabbin', and hershey highway hitchhikin'. My advice is to enjoy the fun, and if you can't, ignore threads that you feel aren't "substantial" enough!