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CAPTION JOHN F. KERRY
AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 10-04-06 | AP Via Yahoo News

Posted on 10/04/2006 12:32:38 PM PDT by petercooper

U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., serves Bernice Charko lunch at the Pelham Senior Center in Pelham, N.H., Wednesday, Oct. 4, 2006. The 2004 presidential Democratic nominee was helping Beth Roth's state Senate campaign. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; deathbyhanging; fraud; hanoikerry; heinzmoneyforkerry; justagigolo; kerry; massasschusetts; traitor; treason
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"Here ya go lady, chicken nuggets, Ore-Ida fries with Heinz ketchup. Now how about $200 for my 2008 Presidential campaign?"
1 posted on 10/04/2006 12:32:39 PM PDT by petercooper
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To: petercooper

Silly me - as a "good Democrat", I assumed he was taking the food away from the old woman!


2 posted on 10/04/2006 12:34:15 PM PDT by Manfred the Wonder Dawg (Test ALL things, hold to that which is True.)
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To: petercooper

Do I look like President Bush feeding the Troops??

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters


3 posted on 10/04/2006 12:34:32 PM PDT by bray (Voting for the Rats is a Deathwish)
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To: petercooper

Since Teresa cut off his allowance, John has had to find a real job.


4 posted on 10/04/2006 12:34:37 PM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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To: petercooper

YOU RAAANG?


5 posted on 10/04/2006 12:35:21 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (This tag line will be commercial free for the remainder of this thread.)
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To: petercooper

They look so happy to see him...


6 posted on 10/04/2006 12:35:30 PM PDT by debg
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To: petercooper

"Get out of my seat...oh, you have $1,000 for my campaign? My bad."


7 posted on 10/04/2006 12:35:41 PM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: petercooper

"I wouldn't touch it, Mildred. You just can't be sure where his hands have been."

8 posted on 10/04/2006 12:35:55 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: petercooper

I can't eat this disgusting garbage - you take it.


9 posted on 10/04/2006 12:36:16 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: petercooper; mikrofon; martin_fierro

"I have a plate."


10 posted on 10/04/2006 12:36:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: petercooper

I wouldn't eat that if I were you, Bernice. You don't know where that man's hands have been!


11 posted on 10/04/2006 12:36:39 PM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: petercooper

Can't think of a caption but I bet FReepers will come up with some good ones.


12 posted on 10/04/2006 12:36:57 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: petercooper

"Don't eat it, Myrtle. He got his long, icky fingers in it."


13 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:21 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
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To: petercooper

"We're out of waffles. I used them all."


14 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: petercooper
Gimme that food! You're eating it in a manner reminiscent of Jenjis Kahn!
15 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:28 PM PDT by SlayerOfBunnies (muslims: fix islam, convert to something less violent, or stop your whining.)
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To: petercooper

Better yet-----caption Bernice, she is the one that doesn't look too happy to be served by Kerry....LOL


16 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:32 PM PDT by Txsleuth (,((((((((ISRAEL)))))) Pray for the release of the Israelis.)
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To: petercooper

Why do those 2 gals have a look of disgust on their faces???


17 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:38 PM PDT by Global2010 (Tag line went fishing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good one.


18 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:40 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: petercooper

If his thumb touches that food, I wont touch it...


19 posted on 10/04/2006 12:37:41 PM PDT by maine-iac7 ("...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Lincoln)
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To: petercooper
"That son-of-a-b---- Secret Service agent made me spill the tray!"

-PJ

20 posted on 10/04/2006 12:38:58 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: petercooper
"This reminds me of a meal I ate in Vietnam... Did I mention my service in Vietnam? That meal was seared into my memory. Unfortunately, the chipped beef is still seared into my large intestine. Theresa tells me that I should see a doctor about it. I just tell her to open a window. Did you need any ketchup to go with that?"
21 posted on 10/04/2006 12:39:26 PM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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To: petercooper

John Kerry is caught red-handed in the Oil-of-Olay-for-Food Scandal.


22 posted on 10/04/2006 12:39:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lol!


23 posted on 10/04/2006 12:40:09 PM PDT by SlayerOfBunnies (muslims: fix islam, convert to something less violent, or stop your whining.)
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To: petercooper


"I have a plan for pleasing the ladies. Say, are any of you single and rich?"
24 posted on 10/04/2006 12:40:37 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Clockwatcher Extraordinaire)
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To: petercooper

(in Lurch voice)..."You Rang"


25 posted on 10/04/2006 12:42:04 PM PDT by albie
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To: andy58-in-nh

You're rich, Mildred? How would you like to be the next Mrs. John F. Kerry?!


26 posted on 10/04/2006 12:42:33 PM PDT by Vasilli22 (http://www.richardfest.blogspot.com/)
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To: petercooper
Hey, Bernice!
This guy's stealing your plate!
28 posted on 10/04/2006 12:43:15 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: petercooper

"I'm hoping some of you wealthier broads will remember this"


29 posted on 10/04/2006 12:44:03 PM PDT by sappy
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To: petercooper
"Please understand,ladies,that our *dogs* eat better than you do.And that's exactly the way Mother Teresa and I intend to keep it".
30 posted on 10/04/2006 12:44:44 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: petercooper


31 posted on 10/04/2006 12:46:23 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Mildred? Bernice? You just wait when old broads' names will be Tiffany and Ashley!
32 posted on 10/04/2006 12:47:05 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: petercooper

Okay lady, you've had enough. I'm going to take this from you and put it to better use.

33 posted on 10/04/2006 12:47:58 PM PDT by Obadiah
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Wait a second Helen, didn't this jacka$$ say in 2004 that George W. Bush was going to kick us out of this home, end our social security and take away our prescription drugs?

Ha! Now he's our BUSBOY!

34 posted on 10/04/2006 12:49:06 PM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Got towel?)
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To: petercooper

Newly discovered photo of engagement in which John Kerry won his 2nd Purple Heart.


35 posted on 10/04/2006 12:50:23 PM PDT by tx_eggman (The people who work for me wear the dog collars. It's good to be king. - ccmay)
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To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg

LOL!!!! Good one!!


36 posted on 10/04/2006 12:50:27 PM PDT by RepubRep (God Bless America and guard our borders until we get guts to do it!!)
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To: petercooper

Kerry: "Kibbles n bits, Kibbles n bits, I'm gonna give you Kibbles n bits."


37 posted on 10/04/2006 12:50:57 PM PDT by chemicalman (Doing my part to maintain global warming.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Best caption!


38 posted on 10/04/2006 12:52:54 PM PDT by PatriotGirl827 (There are no short cuts to any place worth going.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Paper plates for the sheeple.


39 posted on 10/04/2006 12:56:21 PM PDT by unkus
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To: petercooper

I thought old people were fed dogfood.


40 posted on 10/04/2006 1:01:35 PM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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"Ok, I have served ONE of these old coots for the photo op...can we now leave? My family's SUV is waiting."

41 posted on 10/04/2006 1:02:12 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: petercooper
Female Senior Citizen: "I hope that's not the rice lodged in his ass when he fragged himself in Veitnam"
42 posted on 10/04/2006 1:02:20 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (How to win over terrorist? KILL them with UNKINDNESS.)
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To: petercooper

"Hey ladies, did you know I served in Vietnam?"


43 posted on 10/04/2006 1:02:24 PM PDT by dubie
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


44 posted on 10/04/2006 1:03:10 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: petercooper

"Dang, his hair is bluer than mine!"


45 posted on 10/04/2006 1:03:45 PM PDT by XavierLarry
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To: petercooper

46 posted on 10/04/2006 1:05:26 PM PDT by dubie
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47 posted on 10/04/2006 1:07:15 PM PDT by dubie
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To: petercooper
"Hey there Pepe le Pew, I didn't want orange sauce on my pork chops"

"Sorry lady my face is leaking...btw, can I count on your vote in 2008?"

"I'm afraid I may not be around by then"

"No problem, i'm a democrap remember...alive/dead doesn't matter, we'll just give your social security number to Felipe Gonzalez"

48 posted on 10/04/2006 1:07:25 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: petercooper
There's just something about J'fing and food, isn't there?


49 posted on 10/04/2006 1:11:30 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: petercooper

Myrtle: "I hope we can get the old lady smell out when this guy leaves."

50 posted on 10/04/2006 1:17:01 PM PDT by Squeako (ACLU: "Only Christians, Boy Scouts and War Memorials are too vile to defend.")
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