"Here ya go lady, chicken nuggets, Ore-Ida fries with Heinz ketchup. Now how about $200 for my 2008 Presidential campaign?"
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To: petercooper
"I have a plan for pleasing the ladies. Say, are any of you single and rich?"
24 posted on
10/04/2006 12:40:37 PM PDT by
Cyclopean Squid
(Clockwatcher Extraordinaire)
To: petercooper
(in Lurch voice)..."You Rang"
25 posted on
10/04/2006 12:42:04 PM PDT by
albie
To: petercooper
Hey, Bernice!
This guy's stealing your plate!
28 posted on
10/04/2006 12:43:15 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: petercooper
"I'm hoping some of you wealthier broads will remember this"
29 posted on
10/04/2006 12:44:03 PM PDT by
sappy
To: petercooper
"Please understand,ladies,that our *dogs* eat better than you do.And that's exactly the way Mother Teresa and I intend to keep it".
30 posted on
10/04/2006 12:44:44 PM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: petercooper
31 posted on
10/04/2006 12:46:23 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: All
Mildred? Bernice? You just wait when old broads' names will be Tiffany and Ashley!
32 posted on
10/04/2006 12:47:05 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: petercooper
Okay lady, you've had enough. I'm going to take this from you and put it to better use.
33 posted on
10/04/2006 12:47:58 PM PDT by
Obadiah
To: petercooper; All
Wait a second Helen, didn't this jacka$$ say in 2004 that George W. Bush was going to kick us out of this home, end our social security and take away our prescription drugs?
Ha! Now he's our BUSBOY!
To: petercooper
Newly discovered photo of engagement in which John Kerry won his 2nd Purple Heart.
35 posted on
10/04/2006 12:50:23 PM PDT by
tx_eggman
(The people who work for me wear the dog collars. It's good to be king. - ccmay)
To: petercooper
Kerry: "Kibbles n bits, Kibbles n bits, I'm gonna give you Kibbles n bits."
37 posted on
10/04/2006 12:50:57 PM PDT by
chemicalman
(Doing my part to maintain global warming.)
To: petercooper
I thought old people were fed dogfood.
To: petercooper
"Ok, I have served ONE of these old coots for the photo op...can we now leave? My family's SUV is waiting."41 posted on
10/04/2006 1:02:12 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: petercooper
Female Senior Citizen: "I hope that's not the rice lodged in his ass when he fragged himself in Veitnam"
42 posted on
10/04/2006 1:02:20 PM PDT by
MAD-AS-HELL
(How to win over terrorist? KILL them with UNKINDNESS.)
To: petercooper
"Hey ladies, did you know I served in Vietnam?"
43 posted on
10/04/2006 1:02:24 PM PDT by
dubie
To: stylecouncilor
To: petercooper
"Dang, his hair is bluer than mine!"
To: petercooper
46 posted on
10/04/2006 1:05:26 PM PDT by
dubie
To: petercooper
47 posted on
10/04/2006 1:07:15 PM PDT by
dubie
To: petercooper
"Hey there Pepe le Pew, I didn't want orange sauce on my pork chops"
"Sorry lady my face is leaking...btw, can I count on your vote in 2008?"
"I'm afraid I may not be around by then"
"No problem, i'm a democrap remember...alive/dead doesn't matter, we'll just give your social security number to Felipe Gonzalez"
48 posted on
10/04/2006 1:07:25 PM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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