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The (Dreaded) Mark Foley Limericks
10/04/06
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Posted on 10/04/2006 4:00:29 PM PDT by genefromjersey
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To: Physicist
When Congressman Foley did push
for samples of some page's tush
Touched himself by rote
While waiting to vote
I call it "Beating round the Bush!"
To: RichInOC
"Promise him anything, but give him our page." DING DING DING DING DING DING!
NO more calls, please.
We have a winner!
To: Physicist
To read through a budget takes ages:
It must be digested in stages.
Said Congressman Mark,
"I don't need a bookmark,
I'd rather bend over the pages!" DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Now we have TWO winners!
Again, I say to you, well PLAYED, sir!
To: Sender
The story is leaked out in stages,
each new chapter is yet more outrageous.
"You hypocrite members!"
"You'll go down in November!""Why wait until then??" Foley rages! Cheers!
To: genefromjersey
There was a man and his page
Foley's actions filled all with rage
Some of it was real
But some you could feel
Was so that Democrats could steal the stage.
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posted on
10/04/2006 6:51:20 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: Charles Henrickson
The e-mails that Foley was cranking Have brought him a well-deserved spanking; The double-edged difference is, Republican privileges Apparently don't include Franking! I am in awe....
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posted on
10/04/2006 6:54:40 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: grey_whiskers
...i played a lacross gm 2day...
Hope yr stick didn get in yr way
U all scoared i bet
With yr balls in the net
...d00d, that is just so teh ghey.
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To: grey_whiskers
LOL! That is politically incorrect. Three hail Marys for you.
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posted on
10/04/2006 8:05:29 PM PDT
by
Sender
("When you think its time to bury your firearms, maybe its time to dig them up...")
To: genefromjersey
Where is the "MEDICAL WARNING: Can cause rib fractures" advisory for
this thread?
Great stuff...and such guilty pleasures.
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posted on
10/04/2006 8:13:55 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: genefromjersey
I heard that Foley would never use a bookmark, he would just bend over a page.
(rimshot)
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posted on
10/04/2006 8:27:55 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: TC Rider
A Gay poster told me ,"Hey, Gene-
I think you are awfully mean !
You've made fun of Mark Foley
Whose love-pure and holy-
Was viewed by you prigs as "obscene" !"
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posted on
10/05/2006 8:29:07 AM PDT
by
genefromjersey
(So much to flame;so little time !)
To: pogo101
There once was a poofter who "paged":
"Say, lads, let's pretend we're engaged:
From the House,let us shuttle
To practice "rebuttal"-
My rivals will be quite enraged !
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posted on
10/07/2006 5:04:03 PM PDT
by
genefromjersey
(So much to flame;so little time !)
To: ExtremeUnction
Hastert must go. If the Repubs were sabotaged by the dems, so what? Hastert was in charge, and he is at fault. Period.No way, Jose! We can't keep giving them a bye when one of theirs "screws" up, yet let them demand the resignation of Republican leaders at the mere thought of being found suspect. I can't help but think of the rediculous response to Cynthia McKinneys shenanigans. We are so damn scared of their "political correctness" crap. Trent Lott was guilty of nothing more than bad timing and a poor choice of words. I am sick and tired of it!
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