Remarks by the President at Christening Ceremony of the George H. W. Bush

1 posted on 10/07/2006 10:11:14 AM PDT by bnelson44

2 posted on 10/07/2006 10:13:16 AM PDT by bnelson44 (Proud parent of a tanker! (Charlie Mike, son))

3 posted on 10/07/2006 10:14:52 AM PDT by bnelson44 (Proud parent of a tanker! (Charlie Mike, son))

Beautiful!

Thank you for your post.

4 posted on 10/07/2006 10:20:52 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)

I wonder what type of ship will carry BJ Clintoon's name? A dingy perhaps? :)

5 posted on 10/07/2006 10:21:39 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (Islam is the Death Cult of Perpetual Outrage!)

To: alice_in_bubbaland

Seriously, one reason to work for a Republican congress is so that hopefully a ship bearing that clown's name will NEVER be commissioned.

Clinton LOATHES the military, remember? He doesn't need anything honorable in the military named after him.

6 posted on 10/07/2006 10:23:17 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of "dependence on government"!)

To: alice_in_bubbaland

Wonder who would get the job of smashing the champagne bottle onto Hitlery ?

7 posted on 10/07/2006 10:25:57 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (We are all foot soldiers in this War On Terror.)

To: alice_in_bubbaland

perhaps a garbage skow on the NYC/Staten Island run?

9 posted on 10/07/2006 10:28:38 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)

To: Churchillspirit

I think Bill would take great pleasure in executing that chore.

10 posted on 10/07/2006 10:28:56 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (Islam is the Death Cult of Perpetual Outrage!)

To: GeorgiaDawg32

Perfect! Now why didn't I think of that.

11 posted on 10/07/2006 10:29:33 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (Islam is the Death Cult of Perpetual Outrage!)

To: alice_in_bubbaland

The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton “for his foresight in military budget cuts” and his conduct while president. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F 14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F 18 Hornet aircraft which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck but form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter , is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An on board Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

The ship’s purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - but instead in times of conflict the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada . The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-op’s and can be used extensively for social experimentation, and whatever other worthless jobs, the ex-commander-in-chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV’s “The Real World”.

The ship was renamed and commissioned USS William J Clinton when someone realized the USS Blowfish was already taken.

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12 posted on 10/07/2006 10:31:00 AM PDT by bnelson44 (Proud parent of a tanker! (Charlie Mike, son))

To: bnelson44; zot; SeraphimApprentice; Interesting Times

Thanks for the post.

Although I am a staunch Republican, I do not care for the naming of ships after living presidents or persons. whether it is an aircraft carrier named for George H.W. Bush or a submarine named for Jimmy Carter. I think the naming of the aircraft carrier would have been better to carry on the names of previous carriers like the Saratoga, Lexington, or Hornet; while the submarine could have been the Wahoo.

13 posted on 10/07/2006 10:31:42 AM PDT by GreyFriar ( (3rd Armored Division - Spearhead))

14 posted on 10/07/2006 10:38:33 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (Islam is the Death Cult of Perpetual Outrage!)

Now waiting for Nancy Pelosi's whining rebuttal.

15 posted on 10/07/2006 10:41:13 AM PDT by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)

Is this already over? I had hoped to see it.

16 posted on 10/07/2006 10:43:56 AM PDT by Howlin (Why Won't Nancy Pelosi Let Louis Freeh Investigate the Page Scandal?)

To: alice_in_bubbaland

The STD lab at Bethesda.

17 posted on 10/07/2006 10:49:10 AM PDT by RichInOC (Bill Clinton will screw anything that moves and eat anything that doesn't...or something like that.)

To: 1Peter2:16; 2Jedismom; 2Trievers; 4mycountry; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; A_perfect_lady; ...

Pinging the Dosers to this lovely speech.

18 posted on 10/07/2006 1:03:14 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)

Thanks, thanks, thanks for the ping.

Chuck

19 posted on 10/07/2006 1:05:33 PM PDT by Chuck54 ( "Your right to privacy is not as important as my right to live".)

To: alice_in_bubbaland

I wonder what type of ship will carry BJ Clintoon's name? A dingy perhaps? :)

A garbage scow?

20 posted on 10/07/2006 1:08:58 PM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)

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