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Can Azzam The American Keep His Head?
Pravda ^ | 09-11-2006 | Steve Darnell

Posted on 10/07/2006 1:17:31 PM PDT by RunningWolf

Twenty-eight-year-old California native Adam Yahiye Gadahn (aka Azzam the American) recently appeared on an al-Qaida video with al-Qaida’s number two man, Ayman al-Zawahiri.

In the video Gadahn, looking like a bearded Pillsbury Doughboy in his white robe and turban, challenged American soldiers to convert to Islam.

(Excerpt) Read more at english.pravda.ru ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alqaida; gadahn; lampoon; pravda
An on the mark and hilarious column on the 'American al-Qaida' sourced from Pravda, although it looks to have an American author.
1 posted on 10/07/2006 1:17:33 PM PDT by RunningWolf
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To: cgk; metmom
ping

Gadahn must have become an avid Monopoly player while hiding out in Pakistani caves. “You know that if you die as an unbeliever in battle against the Muslims, you're going straight to Hell without passing ‘Go,’” he also said on the video

LMAO!!

Wolf
2 posted on 10/07/2006 1:19:41 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: cgk; metmom
Gadahn continued, “You know you're considered by Bush and his bunch of warmongers as nothing more than expendable cannon fodder. ...”

Steve Darnell “Expendable cannon fodder”? An Islamic fascist calling our troops cannon fodder? I guess all the young Muslim kids who are convinced to strap 100 pounds of high explosives to their chests and set off the bomb are not Islamic cannon fodder. Oh, I forgot, they are martyrs
3 posted on 10/07/2006 1:21:57 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: PistolPaknMama; Mamzelle; taxesareforever
Ping
4 posted on 10/07/2006 1:26:21 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: cgk; metmom; taxesareforever
Wanted: White American Islamic convert.

Duties: Convert 350 million infidel American citizens to the Islamic faith.

Job description: Must be able to move through rough Pakistani terrain, dodge U.S.-made Hellfire missiles, outrun American Special Forces personnel and live in rat-infested caves.

Qualifications: Must look presentable wearing a ratty beard, white robe and turban. Turban and robe not provided.

Please contact your local mosque for more information or call 92-Die-Infidel.
5 posted on 10/07/2006 1:29:38 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: RunningWolf

Be a real shame if they found out he was really a deep cover American double agent also working for Israel.


6 posted on 10/07/2006 1:32:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: RunningWolf

Does Al-Queda know this dude is Jewish?


7 posted on 10/07/2006 1:32:36 PM PDT by YdontUleaveLibs
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To: YdontUleaveLibs

A chubby jewish boy is at considerable risk from the beheaders.


8 posted on 10/07/2006 1:49:52 PM PDT by tkathy (The Real Republican (RR) way is sticking to the issues and not finger pointing.)
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To: cripplecreek
a deep cover American double agent also working for Israel.

Well if he is, then he has ba*** bigger than the state of Texas
9 posted on 10/07/2006 1:51:17 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: RunningWolf
Women take note:

This is what comes of doing jello shots while pregnant.

10 posted on 10/07/2006 2:00:45 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Gadahn must have been one of the liberal Democrats who said he would leave the United States if George W. Bush were elected president in 2000

Too bad Alex Baldwin didnt tag along

LMAO!

Wolf
11 posted on 10/07/2006 2:05:05 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: RunningWolf
Why don't we get an alleged gay GOP low level staffer who knows someone who used to staff for Nancy Pelosi that is related to the chipmunk who's grandfather had a house party in which John Kerry and Elton john showed up and talked about IM's they purported to have with Adam Gadan about stopping hicups by inserting their finger into their butt. That way the ABC and the MSM will give the story so much overblown play that it will surely get him killed by his muzzie brothers, they'll start another help line for similar American turned traitors and FR will laugh out loud again.

/h

12 posted on 10/07/2006 2:15:06 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Even The Nicest Pug Has An Evil Twin)
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To: LongElegantLegs

ROTFLMAO!!!


13 posted on 10/07/2006 2:15:34 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: RunningWolf

Sorry, Azzam is no longer an American, he's just a target now.


14 posted on 10/07/2006 2:16:47 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68
Azzam is no longer an American, he's just a target now

I am not sorry are you? nah. Well maybe for the tragic path of his life that led him there, but not for his actions from that.

W.
15 posted on 10/07/2006 2:20:20 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: tkathy; YdontUleaveLibs

Well he's not Jewish anymore if he converted to Islam. Theirs is a hatred based mostly on religion, as opposed to, say, the Nazis, whose hatred was ethnically based.</p>


16 posted on 10/07/2006 2:22:07 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: RunningWolf
Thanks for the ping, Wolf! This guy is such a tool, and if no. 2 Zawahiri thinks "a bearded Pillsbury Doughboy in his white robe and turban" is going to help him in the jihad, wow... Osama really IS dead. I can't believe Brian Ross called him a "TOP AL QAEDA LEADER." Oh wait... yes I can. They're all nuts: from Ross to Adam's goat-herding 60's guru dad.


In this, our post-9/11 world, with the Democrats bent on the destruction of America, including but not limited to our complete capitulation to Islam, think long and hard:
Do YOU want Nancy Pelosi 2nd in line to the Presidency?

17 posted on 10/07/2006 3:09:42 PM PDT by cgk (I don't see myself as a conservative. I see myself as a religious, right-wing, wacko extremist.)
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To: RunningWolf

You forgot: "Bonus: Self-produced video from MySpace detailing your hate for infidels."


18 posted on 10/07/2006 3:13:59 PM PDT by cgk (I don't see myself as a conservative. I see myself as a religious, right-wing, wacko extremist.)
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To: cgk
LOL yes I did!
19 posted on 10/07/2006 3:23:04 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: RunningWolf
The next time we see this asshole his ugly head will be detached from his flabby body.

muslims enjoy stuff like that, so it's a definite possibility.

Sleep with dogs, etc...

Believe it or not, I actually like people.

20 posted on 10/07/2006 3:34:01 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit (There's another old saying Senator..."Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.")
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To: RunningWolf
Must look presentable wearing a ratty beard, dirty white robe and mangy turban. Turban and robe not provided.

There, fixed it for you.

21 posted on 10/07/2006 4:17:05 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Recovering Hermit
I believe you but don't qualify as people do he.

Yep, I bet we could lay odds that the muzzies themselves will do with him what muzzies do just as certainly as the scorpion stings.

W.
22 posted on 10/07/2006 6:17:25 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: metmom
Yes that image is much closer to the mark isn't it.

If you keep fixing things like that we are going to promote you into Rummys job!

Wolf
23 posted on 10/07/2006 6:20:13 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: RunningWolf

If a person converts, do they get their choice of rug?


24 posted on 10/07/2006 9:40:55 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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To: taxesareforever
Why yes except they all respond to a transponder ping with 'OBL'
25 posted on 10/07/2006 10:03:26 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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