I mean, think about it. You have an abortion, and all you've got is, like, an abortion. But if you carry the child to term, you get not only another way to milk (subtle play on words there) the government for money, but a handy weapon of opportunity! Hey! It's a twofer!
You people think you're so smucking fart, uh, intelligent, but I bet those of you who carry weapons not only do NOT get government money, but actually paid for the weapon! Well, I have news for you: with WIC programs, food-stamps, other transfer programs, you paid for this, uh, lady's weapon as well. And you think you're so smart.
Plus if you hide the "weapon" under blankets or in a stroller you don't need a concealed and carry license.