Caption this picture of Kim Jong Il! [vanity, I suppose]

The Herald Sun ^ | 10/11/06

[verum ago]

I don't have a caption, but the opening guitar part from ZZ Top's "Cheap Sunglasses" popped into my head as soon as I saw it!

[Paloma_55]

Hey!! Who stole my hat!

[BallyBill]

"He who smelt it, dealt it and when Dear Leader dealt it, just stand like this".

[2banana]

"What Hillary wishes she could be one day..."

[theDentist]

"Whoa, you rike to think that you're immuune to the stuff, oh yeahrrr
It's croser to the truth to say you can't get enuff, you know
You're gonna have to face it you're addicted to ruv..."

[phoenix0468]

Hey Hanoi Jane, I want to change your name to Pyongyang Jane, okay?"

[nuconvert]

Well, that's a happy group

[My2Cents]

"Not so ronry any more."

[SteveMcKing]

There is only one caption, and it's not at all funny:

 

THE ENEMY

[My2Cents]

Dead Men Walking

[nuconvert]

Look how tiny most of those soldiers are.

[verum ago]

Robinhood and his Merry Men

[AmericanInTokyo]

"OK. Give me back ceremonial gold-plated binoculars and rifle that I give out at each stop. We only have one of each you know. Give 'em back, or I'll be sending you two to Yodok."

[knarf]

Merry?

I suppose being asleep in formation could be 'calm' or 'peaceful' but 'merry'? .. I don't think so.

[Lucretia Borgia]

It's so sad. Even with all those people around him, he's still so ronery.

[dirtbiker]

Where's Waldo....

[Ditter]

I am fatter than these guys because I get most of the food.

[StolarStorm]

You'd think an autocratic ruler would dress a little better. What a slob.

[LegalEagle61]

Everybody sing....soy un perdedor...I'm a loser baby...so why don't ya kill me?

(note-soy un perdedor means I'm a loser in spanish...its from that Beck song)

[Blowtorch]

Methinks he's wearing a bullet-proof jacket under there.

[Ditter]

See post # 17.

[A.Hun]

I am so constipated today. I think I will cook off a nuke!

[ConservaTexan]

Hurry up and take the picture so I can have the rooser in the brown hat executed.

[shankbear]

I think I need to talk to Kirstie about getting on Jenny Craig.

[mrsmith]

"Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together! Let's give a big welcome to 'The Chairman of The Peninsular' and his All-Atar band ! The one, the only! ...

Colonel: "It's 106 miles to Pyongang, you've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and you're wearing sunglasses."
Kim: "Hit it."

[sig226]

Elvis Presley impersonator fails to
entertain North Korean troops.

[LRS]

"Here doggie..."

[RoseofTexas]

Vrats! RRRoiled again!

He don't look like a happy camper these past few days...Bawahahaha...KABOOM=Fizzzzzled!

[BunnySlippers]

I keep thinking about that guy behind him with the gun.

[Right Wing Assault]

OK, everyone, smile. I mean look viciout. Hey, what's that fat, round-shouldered homeless guy in the cheap coat doing? Get him out of there!

Don't you wonder where these 'leaders' learn how to dress? Uckmudinajar and this clown, both.

[Diego1618]

Yeah! I know there's only one rifle....but we all take turns. The guy behind me is NOT the best shot. He's the biggest....and he wanted to hold it.

[JCEccles]

Simply Irresistible.

North Korean version.

[Right Wing Assault]

vicious!

[KoRn]

LOL!!!!

[BossLady]

Photographer to Lil Kim and Troops: 'Ok everyone.......think of Madeline Albright in a red g-string......."

[Logical me]

I think the left front broke wind!

[bannie]

I was trying to figure out the significance of the binoculars. Nice that the weapon's hiding behind him.

He looks particularly foolish and touristy in that outfit while standing with those butt-ugly soldiers.

[goodnesswins]

Well....he's obviously the only well fed one of the group...that's for sure.

[Dog]

Nothing but thugs and killers.

[Clemenza]

Little Kim always reminded me of this gentleman:

[mikrofon]

LOL ... GMTA

[RichInOC]

"When I pull up out front, you see the Benz on dubs
"When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club..."

--50 Chon

[dgallo51]

'Lil Kim and his Heavenly Cow Orchestra

[Revolting cat!]

KID IN UPPER LEFT CORNER: "When I'll glow up, I'rr save foll a pail of sungrasses!"

[bannie]

I wondered if that one was a girl.

[Post Toasties]

Kim Jong Il: "Hey, we vicious Stalinist dictators living out adolescent militaristic fantasies and ruthlessly victimizing our own people are the dinosaurs of the 21st Century. So ease off already!"

[dirtbiker]

I wondered if that one was a girl.

If it is, then NK is doomed for extinction....

[Revolting cat!]

GENERAL IN FRONT LEFT: "I'll have to ask the boss foll pelmission to impolt a pail of 20 century eyegrasses. Callying these domestic ones is kirring me!"

[isthisnickcool]

Damn Freepers! First, damn Freepers post damn Team America fred and make ronery jokes about me! Damn Freepers! See dees guys? Dey gonna kick you Frepper ash! I'm pidst off! I'm gonna put damn bomb in damn submerine and bomb you damn Freeper web site unless you stop joke about me!

Oh, and no more small penish joke by you Freepers! I have the biggest damn penish in country. I arredy have ever other penish measured and if pehish bigger dan mine I kewl dem! See all dees guys behind me? All have rittle penish!

Damn Freeper! You piss me off!

BOOM! Ha ha ha! Jush kiddin! Damn bomb no work! Stupid Irranians! Rip me off!

So no more treads about me! Damn Freepers!

[Red6]

Well, I see one well fed guy in North Korea!