Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts"

CBS ^ | 10/11/2006 | Letterman

[edzo4]

From the October 11 Late Show with Davis Letterman, prompted by her lashing out at a Bush supporter at her concert, the "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts."

10. When a fan shouted, "Sing 'Memories'," she beat him to death with her high heel

9. Declared jihad on Liza Minnelli

8. At conclusion of "The Way We Were," bites off the head of a bat

7. Turned down an offer to save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico

6. Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch "Yentl"

5. Now believes that people who need people are only the third-luckiest people in the world

4. When a cameraman accidentally photographed her from the wrong side, she shot him with a 12-gauge

3. Refers to James Brolin's "Transmission needing work" if you know what I mean

2. Finally had a nose job -- to make it bigger!

1. Well, this is her fifth farewell tour

[bmwcyle]

11. She takes off her bra.

[veronica]

Good stuff!

[quikdrw]

No one wants to see that!!!!!

[Teacher317]

The irony is that the "Bush supporter" was probably just a music fan who was tired of the insipid political crapola when he paid top dollar to hear her sing.

[RockinRight]

1. She's Barbra Streisand. Isn't that proof enough?

[Millee]

#6 & #8 - too funny!!!

[wideawake]

Number 2 is the one that will make her absolutely livid. She is very sensitive about her schnoz.

[RegulatorCountry]

"11. She takes off her bra"

Well, Babs IS queen of the S. A. G. after all.

[edzo4]

She takes off her bra

since that picture came out I call her "bags" instead of "babs"

[beyond the sea]

"Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts"

Top Five songs from the Streisand F.U. tour:

****

You Don't Bring Me Effin Flowers Anymore

Effin People

The Way We Effin Were

My F’n Heart Belongs To Me (and effin no one else)

He Touched F’n Me

;-)

[dead]

[quikdrw]

My eyes...my eyes. I meant when I said, "No one wants to see that."

[MediaMole]

Why would a music fan go to see Streisand?

[Seamus Mc Gillicuddy]

Number 2 is the one that will make her absolutely livid. She is very sensitive about her schnoz.

Damned straight! She could smoke a cigar in the rain with that honker.

[piasa]

Ycchht.

Liberals- when they try to smile their mouths only scowl and their eyes don't even make an effort.

[Yo-Yo]

You mean like she did in "Meet the Fockers?"

[OldFriend]

It was at Madison Sq. Garden in NEW YORK

[Past Your Eyes]

Am I the onliest one who thinks that is just plain lame? Has David Letterman ever been funny? I must be missing that gene or something.

[stylin19a]

that was my first thought also. the guy just wanted to hear the fat lady sing.

[SmithL]

Yeah, but the surgery was to make her finger bigger.

[shield]

by her lashing out at A Bush supporter

This is NOT true....there were plenty of Bush supporters there....lots of boos...when she used the 'F' bomb lots and lots of her audience LEFT... ;o)

[lesser_satan]

I must admit I'm mildly amused. This might be the first funny thing Letterman's done in a decade.

[waverna]

Yeah, I bet her bra size is a 38 Long!

[Michael Goldsberry]

No one wants to see that!!!!!

You're welcome.

[truthkeeper]

Nope, me too. (Although #1 and #3 made me chuckle...a little.)

[MediaMole]

There's better music in the subways than at a Steisand show these days.

[SoldierDad]

Slinkys ;0}

[edzo4]

Yeah, I bet her bra size is a 38 Long!

it looks like she has a couple of oranges in old tube socks..

[Zathras]

And beats the heckler with her b****, 5 rows back from the stage.

[gridlock]

12. Was last seen in the backyard of her mansion hanging her wash out on the line instead of using the f'n drier!

[BJClinton]

There is a special place in hell for you.

[Caipirabob]

Twin pancakes in a downhill race. Oh man, I won't be eating tonight...

[SuziQ]

I've never liked BS that much, and don't like Celine Dion for the same reason; whiny voices.

[Cobra64]

For sag prevention, she should have worn a Bullet Bra.

Cobra64 & wife sell 'em at: www.BulletBras.net

[elcid1970]

"She is very sensitive about her schnoz"

Didn't used to be. Back in the 60's Babbles was always photographed in profile (so you couldn't see that she is crosseyed), showing off her unaltered proboscis as if to say,

"This is me, my nose. Got a problem with that?"

[Chode]

[WV Mountain Mama]

Oh man. Too funny!!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything!

[Octar]

11. She takes off her bra.

Followed by her forehead crashing onto the edge of the bathroom sink.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Just looking at that picture of Babs is enough to turn every red-blooded American male into a homosexual. I'm averting my eyes, and putting a string of garlic around my neck!

[trashcanbred]

I tried to watch Letterman over the years and I just cannot do it. Leno's monologue can be funny sometimes but it has been a while since I watched him as well.

I did like number 6 though: "Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch "Yentl""

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Now that's more like it! Va Va Va Voom!

[El Gato]

11. She takes off her bra.

She's actually done that. Not a pretty sight. OTOH, she's an old lady, she's earned the right to droop. :)

[redhead]

"Am I the onliest one who thinks that is just plain lame? Has David Letterman ever been funny? I must be missing that gene or something."

David Letterman has NEVER said a funny thing. I believe his audiences are paid to laugh when the sign comes on.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Remember when Mel Gibson was brought into the Sheriff's Station in Malibu after his arrest last July? A female deputy was standing there, looking right at him. Mel turned his head to her and said, "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?" I'm sure he would never use that term when looking at Babs!

[RoseofTexas]

"by her lashing out at A Bush supporter This is NOT true....there were plenty of Bush supporters there....lots of boos...when she used the 'F' bomb lots and lots of her audience LEFT... ;o)"

WHERE pray tell did you read that?! Have a link?

[swheats]

LOL I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

[shield]

I heard it on several shows last night discussing it.

[citizencon]

Well, she appeared in the movie "Nuts"...with Richard Dreyfuss, at that...

[jslade]

Study her nose in that shot. It looks like a penis!