Skip to comments.Interview With The 300 Millionth Person in the United States
Posted on 10/17/2006 11:58:47 AM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
Im here live in the United States awaiting the arrival of the 300 millionth person in the country.
What a ride its been, ladies and gentlemen! There are 100 million more people in the United States now than there were just 39 years go, and theres more to the reason why than just Shawn Kemp.
I see were just about to arrive at this historic moment. One final push and yes! The 300 millionth person is here! Theres the slap on the bottom and some crying. Thats always a good sign. He appears to be a healthy, bouncing male. What a glorious moment. High-fives and jubilation all around! The crowd is going nuts let me see if I can make my way over to be the first to talk to the 300 millionth person in the United States.
Excuse me, excuse me. Hello! Doug Powers with MensNewsDaily.com. Congratulations on being the 300 millionth person in America!
Youre welcome. You must be thrilled to be here.
Tell me, there were many who said you couldnt or even shouldnt do it
Patrulla de fronteras y Congresista Tancredo?
Well, not just the border patrol and Congressman Tancredo, but the people who are concerned that there are already too many people in the United States, many not here legally.
Eche lejos el Osmonds para hacer sitio.
Sure, I guess we could throw out the Osmonds to make more room.
Dónde encuentre Paris Hilton?
When do you meet Paris Hilton? Well I dont know if you can
Todos obtiene sexo con ella.
Uh, Im not sure everybody gets to sleep with her. Lets get back on point. Tell me America wants to know, what will you do next?
Cuál manera ningún costo médico cuidado?
Wheres the free medical care? Well, theres a hospital over there
Cuál manera a la oficina del bienestar?
The welfare office? I suppose theres one in town.
Dónde está la educación libre?
Which way to the free education? If you call the United States government and theyll be more than happy to help you and your family.
Gracias. Venga en niños! Adiós periodista
And there he goes, with his six seven eight children in tow, off to grab hold of the American dream! I dont think theres a dry eye in the house right now. We cant know for sure if those are tears or remnants of the Rio Grande, but in any case, we welcome the 300 millionth person in the United States! Actually, Ive seen about 50 walk by just during this interview, so were now well over that number by now.
Join us in July of 2007 for the arrival of the 400 millionth person in the United States! Well see you then!
(What's spanish for LOL?)
¡Poner mí detrás! Por favor poner mí detrás! ;)
Just say it louder, slower, and put an "o" on the end of each word.
Let's count back about 13 Million.
What's the line in Vegas?
I heard just the opposite on the radio - that since the majority of new births are to hispanics, then it's a higher probability it's hispanic. And since a good portion of the hispanic births are to illegals and the highest percentage of illegals are from Mexico, there's a good chance the mother is an illegal from Mexico.
He based his assertion on the fact that this occurred at or around 7:46 am eastern. A time, he indicated, when there few flights arriving in the US from Mexico and South America.
Pretty lame analysis, Id say.
"In agriculture, a plowshare (or ploughshare) is the cutting or leading edge of a moldboard (or mouldboard) which closely follows the coulter (a ground-breaking spike) when plowing (or ploughing)."
what in Hell is a "plow shear"...???
(and, boy, could we have FUN with that "coulter" that is referenced, above.....!! as in Ann.......!! nope, don't wanna go there right now.....).....
White persons, not Hispanic, percent, 2004 67.4%
This is from the US Census in 2004 - I doubt it has changed too much. Not too lame.
If true that would be very difficult to believe. They are what- 13% of the population? What are whites- 70%? Blacks- 12%? If those figures are right and excepting all other portions of the population from the equation that means hispanics have more babies than whites and blacks combined although they are a mere seventh the size of those two groups.
I find that pretty hard to believe.
Now of course, they could have babies at a higher rate (live births per thousand) but it would have to be a really radical higher rate in order to produce enough live births to cancel out the White and Black birth rate.
I am not sure about the line? But whitey makes up about 70% of our population.
Per interview the baby's mother is dominican-jamaican and the father is anglo. They don't appear to be married.
I was talking about total people not new births. 70% of the US population is white.
If Wikipedia is your only source, then you are in dire straights indeed.
Evidently, googling my spelling will find as many tractor parts pages as the one you prefer, maybe more. And, plowshare will also get you some off the wall lib site that looks pretty suspect to me.
Thanks for the concern, anyway.
Yeah - I think you two are right. I think I misunderstood what I heard.
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