Can You Say -- Nancy Pelosi, President Of The United States?

Post Chronicle ^ | Oct 17, 2006 | John W. Lillpop

[Hadean]

Sure, with thoughts of impeachment dancing in their heads all the while.

[NY Attitude]

Not only no but HELL NO! In some pictures Nancy Pelosi bears a strange resemblance to Marshall Applewhite.

[mickey blue eyes]

just came out of bathroom dropped a great picture of her shipped it off to waste plant

[A CA Guy]

[RockinRight]

OR "over my dead body?"

[RightWhale]

By the time it gets around to Pelosi there won't be many who care.

[hardworking]

However, just to imagine the look on Comrade Hitlery's face if the senior-discount-day-face-lift Pelosi accidentally became POTUS before Comrade H!

[humblegunner]

Can You Say -- Nancy Pelosi, President Of The United States?

Not without a bit of regurgitrative reaction.

[Political Junkie Too]

No one anticipates that either George Bush or Dick Cheney will die anytime soon, and certainly it seems most unlikely that both men would expire at or about the same time.

That's what impeachment is for.

-PJ

[festus]

The only difference between Nancy Pelosi and Adolf Hitler is Nancy has a thicker moustache.

[darkangel82]

Nancy as President? Barfbag.

[Weep-o-crat Hunter]

Ha! Ha! I don't think so LOLLIPOP!!! just another weep-o-crat with hidden agenda

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Shouldn't this come with spooky music?

It'll never happen. Since many people have as of yet not heard of her, Nancy would tone down her rhetoric in an effort to make herself look "Reasonable". Then you would have gridlock for the next two years.

[dogbyte12]

Nonsense. You need conviction too. By 67 Senators. It isn't happening. I know this will rile up the gullable, but it isn't happening. It's hyperbole. Democrats will have a maximum of 52 seats in the Senate if EVERYTHING goes their way. So, the democrats including Ben Nelson, Salazar, Joe Lieberman, and 15 Republican Senators are all going to vote to impeach Bush to put Pelosi in charge.

Whatever. She is going to be in charge of the house if the dims win. That is bad enough. But let's be real here.

[Political Junkie Too]

I know, but I love how the article avoided the "I" word altogether.

I also liked DFU's post about a resigning Cheney having his replacement's confirmation blocked in the Senate forever, leaving a hole in the succession which would make Pelosi second-in-line. That would surely entice some whacko to go after the president, if the result is President Pelosi.

-PJ

[lonestar]

Can You Say -- Nancy Pelosi, President Of The United States?

Not without laughing!

[doug from upland]

Great photo. I need to do a Pelosi YouTube Sing-Along.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

Look at it this way. It would be the shortest tenure of any president. For within hours she would have surrendered to amademajad(however you spell it) who would then cut her head off and we would be West Iran

[A CA Guy]

How about "We will, we will Kill YOU" to queens we will Rock You? (think I got that right)

I think your ability to adapt to those lyrics would be in the bank.

[doug from upland]

I actually wrote the song three years ago -- THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE. It is about a doctor who did her face lifts and then wondered whether he had become Dr. Frankenstein.