Skip to comments.Gubernatorial Candidate Says She’s The Breast One For The Job
Posted on 10/26/2006 3:34:34 AM PDT by theothercheek
Alabama gubernatorial candidate Loretta Nall, 32, hopes that her rack will attract voters to her platform: withdrawal of her states National Guard from Iraq; tax credits to send kids to private school or to home schooling them; opting out of the No Child Left Behind Act; decriminalizing pot; and not obeying the Patriot Act and the Real ID Act. Her campaign slogan (illustrated with photos of her impressive cleavage and of her Democrat and Republican opponents) is: "More of these boobs. And less of these boobs."
Posted on her campaign Web site is an explanation of why she does not wear panties. For some reason, The Associated Press felt compelled to make the additional revelation that the Libertarian Party write-in candidate has "dyed blond hair."
As a curvy woman herself, The Stiletto should champion Nalls campaign. Unfortunately, she thinks Nalls positions on the issues is a bust.
The Stiletto might take Nall to her bosom, so to speak, if she stuck to the one subject she knows well: big breasts. The centerpiece of her platform should be to force health insurance companies to pony up for breast implants for women who cant fill a B-cup.
Note: This is the second item in a feature called "The Daily Blade" and it follows an item titled "Iraq Was Supposed To Become Like The USA But The Reverse Has Happened"
This was worthy of Free Republic, why?
Talk about a Rag Mag Post. (yawn)
It was funny, I thought. A change of pace from the stuff I usually post on WOT, Muslim extremism, etc.
It is pointless to discuss her tactics as she is not even remotely a viable candidate. She is not on the ballot, but is a write-in vote. She has raised less than $25K in campaign money even with her antics. If there is a serious point here - and this post was only for laughs - it's "couldn't the Libertarians find someone better?"
I'd hit it.
Wouldn't vote for her though.
"Counterproductive????" Oh, I guess you disagree that we have a whole bunch of "boobs" on both sides of the political aisle, representing all of us throughout the country?
What would you call them, "asses?"
Gee, you must the life of the party.
Personally, I think her "slogan" is one of the most original and humorous I have seen in a long time
The "boobs" she refers to (on the bottom) could apply to about, oh, I would guess, 10,000 or so politicians holding office throughout the US.
Take a chill pill, friend. Its a joke.
Sounds like she is on a fast track to be titular head of Alabama.
All kidding aside, she sounds like a dyed in the wool, liberal a-hole, with some libertarian tendencies thrown in for good measure.
She'll be safe in Congess with all the gays.
I saw her on television, and she'd be safe in a Congress filled with alpha males, with an over abundance of testosterone.
If the assets in discussion here are qualification for political aspirations, I saw a gal in our local mall who could be (and should be) running far abreast of HRC.
This woman could cast a political shadow that Ms. Clinton would need a map & compass to find her way out of.
"All politics is yokel", as Wilbur Mills used to say to Fanny Fox.
...not too impressive, IMHO......
I am a conservative - though everytime I meet a libertarian somewhere (s)he tries to tell me I am really a libertarian. But no two libertarians agree on what libertarians stand for. I know what I stand for.
alpha males, HAHAHAHAHA, spinless children.
I know what I stand for.
Most conservatives do. :)
All of the above is true....but...I'll bet that Hillary would kill for a pair of boobs like those!
I think there's a lesbian joke in there somewhere ...
But maybe she will win audaciously.
She just might be the best man for the job.
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