This is a good one. And YDR -- is that true about the Germans?
In Germany one has to be "eine Sitzpinkeln" even if you are a man. They have voices of "der Kanzler" telling you not to stand.
That only applies to public toilets. In our office building in Germany they still have urinals. At least for now.
I wonder if Mark Levin knows about this? He was playing a piece last night about you know you're a redneck if you cut your lawn and find a car under it!
So the speach starts when you lift the seat. I see an easy way around that. A little Dennis Leary anyone.
"I use public toilets and I p*ss on the seat...."