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THE RUBES' 'GOLD'BERG MACHINE: A STATE OF PERPETUAL CLINTON BEGGARY
10.31.06 | Mia T

Posted on 10/30/2006 9:10:01 PM PST by Mia T

 

 

THE RUBES' GOLDBERG MACHINE
A PERMANENT STATE OF CLINTON BEGGARY

by Mia T, 10.31.06


BASED ON THE RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE 3


YOO-HOO! New York swells!
The sure cure for
'clinton fatigue' is Sen. John Spencer.



BUBBA'S BIRTHDAY BASH A BUST?
HOW DID THE POST MISS THE STORY... OR DID THEY?


The clintons had better ease up on the outstretched palm bit.
At their age there is the very real danger of the joints locking up,
putting them in a permanent state of beggary.
Oh wait. They already are.

by Mia T, 10.30.06


Clinton Fatigue on the Rise

by Amanda B. Carpenter — 10-29-2006 @ 12:16 PM




This year alone Mr. Clinton has raised $7.3 billion for his various social causes. Mrs. Clinton's Senate re-election campaign has cashed in more than $49 million. Now, some of their friends say they are starting to feel "Clintoned out."

The
New York Times spoke with one of their donors, who would not be named, who said he was bowing out of extravagant fundraising events hosted by the Clintons this weekend because he was "Clintoned out."

The source said their financial solicitations were ''absolutely endless.''

The Clintons show no signs of easing up. 'I only wish the weekend cost more, because the more money, the more good work the president can do,'' said Mark Weiner, one of the event's honorary hosts.

Although Bill's birthday was August 19th, weekend events were billed as a 3-day celebration of his 60th birthday. In reality, the events were scheduled much closer to Hillary's 59th on October 26th. Her milestone was only marked with a Thursday evening dinner reception. Tickets to celebrate her 59th were sold for $1,000 each.

Another anonymous donor told the
New York Observer he was getting too much financial pressure from the Clintons. He said, "I'm on Clinton overload. I'm not really wanting to do this. I've been tight with the Clintons for many years, but I'm beginning to feel used."

Money raised from Hillary's reception Thursday went to her Senate campaign, while funds from weekend events went to Bill's foundation, the Clinton Global Initiative.

Here's what access money could buy to the Clintons over the past few days.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26TH,$1,000: One ticket to Manhattan's Tavern on the Green to celebrate Mrs. Clinton's 59th birthday.

SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 28TH, A $100,000 contribution, or raised $250,000 from others: four brunch tickets to the French eatery, Pastis. Four reserved seats were staked out for large donors.

SATURYDAY NIGHT, OCTOBER 29TH: Dinner at the Museum of Natural History. Donors who gave $100,000 got four tickets to the meal with "platinum seating." Some donors were only given "gold seats," which the New York Observer called the "the up-market Clinton version of the nosebleed section at Madison Square Garden."

SUNDAY MORNING OCTOBER 29TH: Patrons who gave $500,000 or raised $250,000 were permitted to bring one person to New Jersey's Bayonne Golf Club to participate in a tournament with the former president.

SUNDAY EVENING OCTOBER 29TH :Donors that kicked in $500,000 received the "Birthday Chair Package" with "platinum seating" at the Museum of Natural History, a backstage pass and dinner with Mr. Clinton at the Rolling Stones concert. Package included one picture with the former president.

**London's
Daily Mail found that when the Clintons found themselves with the "looming possibility" of empty chairs at their events, prices were slashed at the last minute. Daily Mail reported that tickets for one reception and the Rolling Stones Concert were reduced to $12,000 or $5,000 just to attend the concert.

Let down the curtain: the farce is done. (Rabelais)
[Zucker ad, analysis]


Comedy director David Zucker goes to GOP? You can't be serious!
[Nu, so what took you so long?]


BEYOND NORTH KOREA: CLINTON DELUSIONS, DECEPTIONS + THE BOMB
(THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA GET US KILLED)


ALERT! SECURITY MOMS: THE LEFT IS GONNA GET US KILLED PART 6
(HEAR GEORGE SOROS, BILL CLINTON)



SEE RAHM DANCE
THE CLINTON-FOLEY NEXUS: A THEORY
part 2


'KILL BILL'
THE CLINTON-FOLEY NEXUS: A THEORY
part 1





KILL BILL: AN UNINTENDED APPRAISAL OF THE CLINTON YEARS?


HILLARY'S PLANS: A DEBATE VIGNETTE


ALERT! N.Y. VOTERS!! HILLARY CLINTON AGAINST NOTIFYING PARENTS WHEN UNDERAGE DAUGHTER SEEKS ABORTION


HILLARY 'the smartest woman in the world' CLINTON USED GYP SHEETS IN DEBATE WITH SPENCER AND BOMBED ANYWAY


ANOTHER CLINTON HOSING OF AMERICA IN 2006? IN 2008?
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME


How To Get Rich Quick In Shady Land Deals Like Harry Reid and hillary clinton


JIM TOWEY DEBUNKS KUO BOOK
BOOK ANOTHER CLINTON-SIMON SCHUSTER MACHINE EFFORT TO MARGINALIZE EVANGELICALS, SUPPRESS TURNOUT

ALERT! CLINTON-SIMON & SCHUSTER MACHINE TARGETS RELIGIOUS RIGHT: ANOTHER INSIDIOUS EFFORT TO DENY THE FRANCHISE TO EVANGELICALS


WHY THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT MUST MOBILIZE AGAINST HILLARY: CLINTON CONFLATES EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS AND ISLAMO-FASCIST TERRORISTS


AFTERWORD: A Note to the Religious Right


What's black and white and read all over and is more self-destructive than pre-9/11 thinking?
Pre-clinton thinking, that's what.... Putting doctrinal purity ahead of making sure a defective and dangerous clinton never again controls this country is pre-clinton thinking. We no longer have the luxury of time or circumstance to massage our sensibilities, to indulge our indignations.We will not survive another clinton. (We may yet not survive the first one.)


VIRTUAL KILL
THE CHRIS WALLACE-BILL CLINTON INTERVIEW DECONSTRUCTED



'BIN LADEN ALIVE TODAY BECAUSE CLINTON, BERGER + CLARKE REFUSED TO KILL HIM'
CLINTON 'MISLED AMERICAN PEOPLE' IN CHRIS WALLACE INTERVIEW
:HEAR Osama-Division CIA Chief


MISSING CLINTON AUDIO! 'Can we kill 'em tomorrow?'
(+Albright-Fulbright-Nobel TERRORISM revelations)


THE DRAMATIC INCREASE IN HILLARY CLINTON'S DISCLOSED ASSETS: An Alternative Theory


WHEN CATTLE FUTURES ARE THE FUTURE:
HILLARY CLINTON'S COW TRADES AS PROGNOSTIC




SOMALIA + RWANDA UNDERSCORE WHY WE MUST DEFEAT THE CLINTONS NOW (ATTENTION NEW YORKERS)


THE DECLINE OF HILLARY CLINTON: THE DYNAMICS (SHE HAS ONLY ONE WAY TO GO. AND IT ISN'T UP.)


THE POLITICS OF DUMPING HILLARY (see post 53)


'HILLARY'S BIGGEST PROBLEM... SHE'S OLD NEWS'


CARVILLE AGITPROP + THE CLINTON JACKBOOT: 'THE POWER OF HILLARY': THE TITLE


CARVILLE'S 'Clinton is electable! Clear the way!' BATTLE CRY SPELLS TROUBLE FOR HILLARY


I'LL SEE ANN COULTER'S 'BILL CLINTON RAPE CHARGE' AND RAISE HER 'ONE HILLARY CLINTON'


SUSAN ESTRICH ON "DREDGING UP" THE RAPE OF JUANITA BROADDRICK + "ALL THAT OLD CLINTON STUFF"





THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON
(FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME.)


ON PEGGY NOONAN ON HILLARY CLINTON SENDING MEN TO WAR (IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY)


HILLARY GOES NUCLEAR: PROLIFERATION IN THE AGE OF CLINTON


QUID PRO COAL2: CLINTON CORRUPTION + THE SEQUESTRATION OF GASEOUS FOSSILS
(HILLARY DOES COAL AT THE NATIONAL PRESS CLUB)



TIRE INFLATION, GAS STATIONS + THE NEED TO SEQUESTER HILLARY


Nina Burleigh: Do the Right Thing, Hillary








COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clinton; congress; corruption; elections; terrorism
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1 posted on 10/30/2006 9:10:07 PM PST by Mia T
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To: Gail Wynand

ping


2 posted on 10/30/2006 9:11:44 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: joanie-f

ping


3 posted on 10/30/2006 9:12:55 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: ken5050

ping


4 posted on 10/30/2006 9:13:46 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: YaYa123

ping


5 posted on 10/30/2006 9:15:52 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

Those are funny...where did you find this?


6 posted on 10/30/2006 9:16:13 PM PST by Fledermaus (The Dems are traitorous and the GOP are incompetent. I give up.)
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To: yoe

ping


7 posted on 10/30/2006 9:17:16 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

ping


8 posted on 10/30/2006 9:20:06 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: WorkingClassFilth; Gail Wynand; Brian Allen; Lonesome in Massachussets; yoe; YaYa123; joanie-f; ...

ping


9 posted on 10/30/2006 9:23:02 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

bttt


10 posted on 10/30/2006 9:25:08 PM PST by 1035rep
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To: Mia T

lol, that was truly bizzare, but entertaining...


11 posted on 10/30/2006 9:28:07 PM PST by traviskicks (http://www.neoperspectives.com/Amnesty_From_Government.htm)
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To: traviskicks

So are the subjects. Bizarre, that is. ;)


12 posted on 10/30/2006 9:55:23 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Fledermaus

I thought so. ;)


13 posted on 10/30/2006 9:57:30 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: E.G.C.

ping


14 posted on 10/30/2006 9:58:34 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: 1035rep

thanx :)


15 posted on 10/30/2006 10:07:49 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Stallone

ping


16 posted on 10/30/2006 10:08:59 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Faith

ping


17 posted on 10/30/2006 10:09:49 PM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

His most famous Rube Goldberg device was Monica Lewinsky, a convoluted contraption for holding his cigar and raising his popularity, among other things!


18 posted on 10/30/2006 10:17:12 PM PST by Stallone ("Ridicule is the Best Test of Truth" - Earl of Shaftesbury)
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To: Mia T

BTTT


19 posted on 10/31/2006 2:55:59 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: Mia T

You gotta give till it hurts - and if you're not rewarded in this life then at least you'll get your reward in the next. Anything so that Bill and Hill can continue their "good works". It's for the common go(o)d doncha know.


20 posted on 10/31/2006 5:09:42 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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