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Caption John Kerry
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 11/1/06 | staff

Posted on 11/01/2006 9:29:19 AM PST by redstates4ever

"US Senator John Kerry (R) and Democratic congressional candidate Patrick Murphy (L) address supporters at a Vote For Change rally in October 2006 in Newtown, Pa. Kerry said he is pulling back from campaigning ahead of next week's midterm elections to avoid the continued distraction created by his remarks that Americans who neglect their education would "get stuck in Iraq."(AFP/Getty Images/File/Jeff Fusco)

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: hanoikerry; kerrydumbiraqgaffe
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1 posted on 11/01/2006 9:29:20 AM PST by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

So I made one tiny little mistake the other day.


2 posted on 11/01/2006 9:30:32 AM PST by mutley ("I read the Koran, and didn't find anything of value in it.")
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To: redstates4ever

"That's not my hand on your crotch. It's my family's hand."


3 posted on 11/01/2006 9:30:44 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (Kerry's Joke Insulted The Wrong People In The Wrong War At the Wrong Time)
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To: redstates4ever
"One billion dollars,Patrick.....one billion dollars.Always remember that!"
4 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:06 AM PST by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: redstates4ever

wednesday and lurch demonstrate the "open mouth-insert hoof" technique


5 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:14 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: redstates4ever
John Kerry (R) -- Now THERE's a scary thought.
6 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:22 AM PST by ZGuy
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To: redstates4ever

Looks like he is being attacked by Trebbles.


7 posted on 11/01/2006 9:31:51 AM PST by CougarGA7 (The Democrat Party is just a "botched joke".)
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To: redstates4ever; All

“Compared to a Vietnam hero like me, all you non-hero stuffed suits are this big.”

8 posted on 11/01/2006 9:32:59 AM PST by dighton
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To: redstates4ever

"I believe the soldiers in the US military have about this much intelligence," said Sen. John Kerry, D-MA.


9 posted on 11/01/2006 9:33:10 AM PST by FarRightFanatic
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To: CougarGA7

"Here's how you defeat the tribbles, Patrick. Just shove a microphone up their butt."


10 posted on 11/01/2006 9:33:36 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (Kerry's Joke Insulted The Wrong People In The Wrong War At the Wrong Time)
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To: redstates4ever

"That's about the size of it."


11 posted on 11/01/2006 9:33:49 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: redstates4ever

I didn't mean "get STUCK in Iraq", I meant "get some DUCK in Iraq". Yes that's it "duck", under glass of course.


12 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:01 AM PST by albie
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To: redstates4ever

Veterans are only this smart (left hand).


13 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:24 AM PST by mountainlyons (Hard core conservative)
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To: redstates4ever

Would someone tell John Kerry to take off the "Livestrong" wrist band already? No one thought he was cool when he jumped on board that fad and fewer think he's cool now that he's continuing to wear it long after the fad faded.

And who is that geek with the massive overbite standing next to him?


14 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:26 AM PST by MikeA (Not voting Nov. 7 because you're pouting is PRECISELY what Speaker Wannabe Pelosi wants you to do!)
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To: ZGuy

That's the actual caption. I'm sure it's a typo though and not an intentional attempt to associate this asshat with the Repubs. /S


15 posted on 11/01/2006 9:35:40 AM PST by PissAndVinegar
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To: redstates4ever


Murphy's Law kicks in when you invite
a Born-Loser to campaign for you.


16 posted on 11/01/2006 9:36:10 AM PST by OESY
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To: redstates4ever

"Not A Finger!"


17 posted on 11/01/2006 9:36:20 AM PST by beansox
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To: redstates4ever

"It was obvious that this joke was lethal...

Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke...

(Cut to a film of Chamberlain brandishing
the "Peace in our time" treaty.)

...and one which Hitler just couldn't match."


18 posted on 11/01/2006 9:37:25 AM PST by mrsmith
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To: redstates4ever

What is that orange band around Mr. Kerry's left wrist?


20 posted on 11/01/2006 9:38:03 AM PST by RexBeach
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To: RexBeach

Fake suntan detector.


21 posted on 11/01/2006 9:39:32 AM PST by seabreezelover ("I knew these kooks couldn't be surpressed!" Rush Limbaugh 11/1/06)
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To: redstates4ever

HA HA HA HA
"STUCK IN IRAQ"!!!
THAT IS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE JOHN!
HA HA HA HA!!
TELL ME THAT ONE AGAIN!!


22 posted on 11/01/2006 9:39:59 AM PST by missnry (The truth will set you free!)
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To: PissAndVinegar

("R" and "L" are for Right and Left)


23 posted on 11/01/2006 9:40:31 AM PST by ZGuy
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To: MikeA
Would someone tell John Kerry to take off the "Livestrong" wrist band already? No one thought he was cool when he jumped on board that fad and fewer think he's cool now that he's continuing to wear it long after the fad faded.

It looks like the band is now orange.Is it for Botox addiction?


24 posted on 11/01/2006 9:40:48 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: ZGuy

I thought R stood for RETARD and L stood for LIBERAL!


25 posted on 11/01/2006 9:41:04 AM PST by missnry (The truth will set you free!)
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To: redstates4ever
"Missed it by that much!"

(Apologies to the late Don Adams.)
26 posted on 11/01/2006 9:41:50 AM PST by WardMClark (Semi-Notorious Political Gadfly)
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To: ZGuy
John Kerry (R) -- Now THERE's a scary thought.

It should be a lower case (r) for reject.
27 posted on 11/01/2006 9:42:14 AM PST by msnimje (You simply cannot be Christian and Pro-Abortion.)
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To: redstates4ever
< img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20061101/capt.sge.hms75.011106154315.photo01.photo.default-512x341.jpg">

Kerry: "And if you voters elect us Democrats, you'll get a lot of blue sky, and we'll carry a stick like this..."

28 posted on 11/01/2006 9:45:20 AM PST by RightResponse (It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
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To: redstates4ever

I have more intellegence in my whole brain that President Bush has in the tip of his finger.


29 posted on 11/01/2006 9:45:39 AM PST by HoustonTech
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To: RightResponse

Sorry, screwed up the damn HTML!


30 posted on 11/01/2006 9:46:12 AM PST by RightResponse (It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
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To: redstates4ever

Now that you are associated with me, this is the chance of your getting elected.


31 posted on 11/01/2006 9:47:12 AM PST by El Gato
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To: redstates4ever

Kerry and Murphy on the campaign trail, leaning far (to their) left, as usual.

32 posted on 11/01/2006 9:47:30 AM PST by edpc (Violence is ALWAYS a solution. Maybe not the right one....but a solution nonetheless)
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To: redstates4ever

There once was an elitist, John Kerry
His foot in his mouth firmly buried
His real feelings came through
Of what he thought of the troops
Now even Dems think he's politically scary!

33 posted on 11/01/2006 10:03:05 AM PST by EternalVigilance ("Don't be a Nancy Boy, Vote Republican!")
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To: redstates4ever


At least Kerry didn't leave his party friends high and dry.


34 posted on 11/01/2006 10:03:16 AM PST by OESY
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To: redstates4ever

I love hearing the sound of my own voice, especially when I speak into a fuzzy, mink microphone!

35 posted on 11/01/2006 10:03:49 AM PST by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: COUNTrecount
It looks like the band is now orange.Is it for Botox addiction?

No orange is for 'Foot in Mouth Disease.' :-)

LBT
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36 posted on 11/01/2006 10:08:35 AM PST by LiberalBassTurds (Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
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To: missnry
I thought R stood for RETARD and L stood for LIBERAL!

In that case it could stand for Redundant.

37 posted on 11/01/2006 10:09:41 AM PST by ItsForTheChildren
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To: COUNTrecount

Maybe it's a fake-n-bake wristband - support your local tanning salon?


39 posted on 11/01/2006 10:17:58 AM PST by MonicaG (Grace and peace beyond understanding.)
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To: dighton

The thing I see or don't see is where Kerry's other hand might be.

By judging Murphy's smile I have a good guess.


40 posted on 11/01/2006 10:43:40 AM PST by buck61
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To: redstates4ever

41 posted on 11/01/2006 11:05:50 AM PST by Ghengis (Alexander was a wuss!)
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To: ZGuy

Sorry - I only have a 10 word limit for reading captions, never made it to the "L" :)


42 posted on 11/01/2006 11:11:15 AM PST by PissAndVinegar
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43 posted on 11/01/2006 11:33:12 AM PST by End_Clintonism_Now (MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL CLINTON!)
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To: redstates4ever
FUBAR & Flubber or Flubber & FUBAR

It works equally well either way!

44 posted on 11/01/2006 11:34:53 AM PST by nctexan
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To: redstates4ever; Boazo; Next_Time_NJ; Richard Kimball; ForGod'sSake; DocRock; reagan_fanatic; ...

PHOTOSHOP PING


45 posted on 11/01/2006 3:31:49 PM PST by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: redstates4ever


...and if it wasn't for all this Botox draining from my face and settling into my ass, this podium wouldn't be sagging like this!"
46 posted on 11/01/2006 4:02:17 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 53:1))
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To: redstates4ever
Licorice?!?
47 posted on 11/01/2006 4:03:29 PM PST by maggief
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To: dighton

Friends, I want you all to meet my new running mate for 2008, my NEW "Breck Girl", Patrick Murphy!


48 posted on 11/01/2006 4:04:56 PM PST by supremedoctrine ("Talent hits a target no one else can hit , genius hits a target no one else can see"---Schopenhauer)
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To: redstates4ever

.....so his brain is that big ...he WAS in Iraq you know.....


49 posted on 11/01/2006 4:06:16 PM PST by donnab
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To: COUNTrecount
A gift from Dan Rather? ;)


50 posted on 11/01/2006 4:10:27 PM PST by maggief
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