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Live From Comedy Central: It's John F. Kerry!
Real Clear Politics ^ | 3 November 2006 | Kathleen Parker

Posted on 11/03/2006 11:50:38 PM PST by Aussie Dasher

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, But I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. -- The Bee Gees, 1968

WASHINGTON -- Tell me if you've already heard this one:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.''

That was the hilarious Sen. John F. Kerry speaking to a group of college students a few days ago. It was supposed to be a joke, he says, but he botched it.

What he really meant to say was, wait, wait, this is really funny:

"I can't overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy?''

No, Mr. Kerry, where, where? Please don't say we end up married to a poor woman.

"You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.'' Ta-dumb-dee-dumb.

The obvious lesson here is that some people should never try to be funny. Otherwise, Kerry seemed to be addressing a group of second-graders. "Do your homework''? "Make an effort to be smart''?

Oh, OK, Dad, you go first.

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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: antiamerican; comedy; johnfnkerry; rats
Whay is NOT funny is the prospect of this buffoon being in the majority party this time next week!

Another good reason to GET OUT & VOTE!!!

1 posted on 11/03/2006 11:50:41 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher
"Kerry seemed to be addressing a group of second-graders. "Do your homework''? "Make an effort to be smart''?"

That was my impression too. When I write, I at least write to the 7th grade-educated audience.

2 posted on 11/03/2006 11:53:19 PM PST by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: Admin Moderator

Sorry, I clicked the wrong box. This should, of course, be "editorial".


3 posted on 11/03/2006 11:53:25 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Already voted, and no, not for any DemoncRat. Hope my vote counts for something here in Kalifornistan.


4 posted on 11/03/2006 11:57:04 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier fighting in Mahmudiyah)
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To: SoldierDad

God bless yer!!!


5 posted on 11/04/2006 12:05:11 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Sent my ballot in October 9th.

Even us dumbasses stuck here in Irak are allowed to vote.

I hope I didn't screw up and accidentally vote for Buchanan or something like that.

I was kind of distracted by shiny objects.

6 posted on 11/04/2006 12:06:57 AM PST by Allegra (Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
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To: Allegra

God bless you on a number of counts! You're a bloody champion!!!


7 posted on 11/04/2006 12:11:03 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Allegra
For some odd reason I find the thought of your chads dangling very alluring.

Is that wrong?

Stay safe.

L

8 posted on 11/04/2006 12:42:12 AM PST by Lurker (A liberal thinks they can sleep in, and someone will cover their lame ass. Ted Nugent)
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To: Allegra
I was kind of distracted by shiny objects.

LOL!!! don't worry! Rove will make sure your votes are "right".

9 posted on 11/04/2006 12:44:56 AM PST by ferri (Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

It's pretty bad when we get nagged about it from down under. LOL


10 posted on 11/04/2006 12:48:17 AM PST by GoLightly
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To: GoLightly

Well, F'n Kerry IS pretty bad...


11 posted on 11/04/2006 12:50:25 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Pretty bad? Downright ugly if you ask me & I'm not talking about his ugly mug!


12 posted on 11/04/2006 12:55:17 AM PST by GoLightly
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To: Aussie Dasher

Did you hear John F'n Kerry "call" Glen Beck's show? In my most pompous JF'NK voice " What is the difference between snot and cauliflower?" " I hate black people, Hah, Hah, Hah."


13 posted on 11/04/2006 12:56:26 AM PST by Safetgiver (Stinko De mayo, Stinko to the Commies.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Looks like the Joke is on you oh Pompous One.

14 posted on 11/04/2006 12:58:07 AM PST by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: GoLightly

Have to agree. Theraaaaysa is not real flash...


15 posted on 11/04/2006 1:16:03 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Safetgiver

LOL! That's a ripper!!


16 posted on 11/04/2006 1:16:36 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

The woman has no grace, nor class. The two of them are made for each other. Be nice if they went off somewhere quietly together, though he's been a remarkable spokesperson for the values of his party for past few days.


17 posted on 11/04/2006 1:31:21 AM PST by GoLightly
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To: GoLightly

Dubya should take F'n on the road with him!


18 posted on 11/04/2006 1:38:55 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Lurker
For some odd reason I find the thought of your chads dangling very alluring.

Hey, what about my dimpled chads? I've been told that those are my best feature. ;-)

19 posted on 11/04/2006 1:42:51 AM PST by Allegra (Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
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To: Aussie Dasher
FOTFL Surbutt, imagine having to put up with his pomposity for any length of time. W seems to like the meet & greets, cuz he gets an energy boost from them & lugging around that boat anchor would take all of the fun out of it for him. There's only so much you can ask a man to do for his party.
20 posted on 11/04/2006 1:59:08 AM PST by GoLightly
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To: Allegra

Careful there girl. Keep it up & the next thing we're gonna hear about will be pregnant chads.


21 posted on 11/04/2006 2:01:03 AM PST by GoLightly
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To: Allegra
I was kind of distracted by shiny objects.

*Coffee Choke*

That was worth the keyboard - lol!

God bless and keep all of you defending our freedom. Thanks for your service.

22 posted on 11/04/2006 2:22:56 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Caipirabob

Hey Senator, try this one at your next Dimm rally...

Wenn ist das nunnstuck git und Slotermeyer...

Ha... you kill me.


23 posted on 11/04/2006 2:25:16 AM PST by joeystoy
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To: Allegra
Oh, I voted yesterday in Boca Raton.

The early polling area had a line fo only two people, but it was a constant flow. Everyone was very nice. Voted straight R, and voted out all of the judges to tried to overturn the 2k election in gore's favor.

The place was full of the elderly, one doesn't need to guess how they were voting. SoFlo seniors tend to tilt left. Except my 70YO mother, who's almost caused heart-attacks at her condo declaring that rats are intolerable criminals who should never be elected.

She tells me she'll get an earful of hatred about President Bush from seniors but has no problem confronting them and leaving them mouth-agape for their idiocy. Guess she's got yer back on that battlefront - lol!

24 posted on 11/04/2006 2:27:26 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Very good post wherever you put it, and remember Kathleen Parker was a guest panelist on Chris Matthews Sunday Show last week, where mislabeling "opinion" for news is an art form.

By the way, on that show, Kathleen was the only one who didn't coo to Chris what he wanted to hear, a gloom and doom prediction for republicans. She told Chris he was ignoring "broken glass republican voters.


26 posted on 11/04/2006 4:04:49 AM PST by YaYa123
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To: Aussie Dasher
Roughly translated, here's what Kerry really said: "I'm sorry you're so stupid that you didn't get my meaning, but then, you're so stupid."

Most excellent translation!

Here in forgiving America, you make a mistake, you apologize, and the world keeps turning. It's so simple and easy -- unless you're the sort who can't admit error.

Didn't work real well for Trent Lott though.

27 posted on 11/04/2006 5:13:19 AM PST by libertylover (If it's good and decent, you can be sure the Democrat Party leaders are against it.)
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To: libertylover

Yeah, but he is a REPUBLICAN. Only 'Rats deserve forgiveness (pass the bucket...)


28 posted on 11/04/2006 5:21:24 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: SoldierDad

Texas electronic straight party ticket, took me less than a minute to vote. Go GOP.


29 posted on 11/04/2006 5:27:06 AM PST by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody want a peanut.....)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Reminder: John Kerry drinks toilet water.


30 posted on 11/04/2006 6:54:22 AM PST by YourAdHere (Only four days left until the recounts begin!)
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To: YourAdHere
Reminder: John Kerry drinks toilet water.

Yes, but he calls it eu de toilette. (forgive me if I spelled it wrong, I'm not french.)

31 posted on 11/04/2006 8:37:03 AM PST by reformed_dem
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To: Allegra

;-)


32 posted on 11/04/2006 8:40:21 AM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: Caipirabob; Allegra

Hats off to your mother - and Allegra and her compatriots always, of course.


33 posted on 11/04/2006 8:46:01 AM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: All; Aussie Dasher

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JOHN KERRY =


Pictures of a vietnamese Re-Education Camp

http://www.Freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1308949/posts

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34 posted on 11/04/2006 10:52:04 AM PST by ALOHA RONNIE ("ALOHA RONNIE" Guyer/Veteran-"WE WERE SOLDIERS" Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.lzxray.com.)
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