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My Face Time With Kerry [Mark Steyn............]
New York Sun ^ | Mark Steyn

Posted on 11/06/2006 3:51:01 AM PST by Sub-Driver

My Face Time With Kerry

By MARK STEYN November 6, 2006

My face time with John Kerry has been brief but choice. In 2003, I was at a campaign event in New Hampshire chatting with two old coots in plaid. The Senator approached and stopped in front of us. The etiquette in primary season is that the candidate defers to the cranky Granite Stater's churlish indifference to status and initiates the conversation: "Hi, I'm John Kerry. Good to see ya. Cold enough for ya? How 'bout them Sox?" Etc. Instead, Senator Kerry just stood there nose to nose, staring at us with an inscrutable semi-glare on his face. After an eternity, an aide stepped out from behind him and said, "The Senator needs you to move."

"Well, why couldn't he have said that?" muttered one of the old coots. Why indeed?

Right now the Democratic Party needs the Senator to move. Preferably to the South Sandwich Islands, until Tuesday evening, or better still early 2009.

He won't, of course. A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness, Senator Nuancy Boy is secure in little else except his belief in his indispensability. We've all heard the famous "joke" now: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." (Rimshot!) Yet, tempting as it is to enjoy his we-support-our-dumb-troops moment as merely the umpteenth confirmation of the Senator's unerring ability to SwiftBoat himself, it belongs in a slightly different category of Kerry gaffe than, say, the time they went into Wendy's and Teresa didn't know what chili was.

(Excerpt) Read more at nysun.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: americangigolo; johnkerry; kerry; marksteyn; steyn

1 posted on 11/06/2006 3:51:03 AM PST by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
"Senator Nuancy Boy"

God, I love Steyn.
2 posted on 11/06/2006 3:55:27 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Sub-Driver

What a great read. Steyn absolutely nails the Democrats and what they mean when they pretend to "support the troops".


3 posted on 11/06/2006 3:57:26 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they captured or killed.)
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To: Sub-Driver
"The Senator needs you to move."

Too elite to even say excuse me!

His disdain for the common man is always present, it is in fact why he couldn't apologise and instead threw a temper tantrum.

This is a great article, a must read.

4 posted on 11/06/2006 4:00:25 AM PST by Kakaze (Exterminate Islamofacism and Apologize for nothing.....except not doing it sooner!)
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To: Sub-Driver

This is a STERLING article...Thanks very much for posting it!


5 posted on 11/06/2006 4:02:33 AM PST by rlmorel (The US Media...Where you get Million Dollar Words From people with a Ten Cent Fart for a brain.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Good down to the last straddle and rimshot.


6 posted on 11/06/2006 4:03:04 AM PST by Loyal Buckeye
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To: Sub-Driver

The frightening thing about Kerry is that despite the fact that he is obviously delusional to the point of mental illness, he still convinced many American's to cast their precious votes for him.


7 posted on 11/06/2006 4:15:48 AM PST by Dark Skies ("He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that" ... John Stuart Mill)
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To: Sub-Driver

Did TaaRayZaa really not know what chili was???

The article says it all. Thanks for posting.


8 posted on 11/06/2006 4:17:09 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: Dark Skies

"The frightening thing about Kerry is that despite the fact that he is obviously delusional to the point of mental illness, he still convinced many American's to cast their precious votes for him."

He sounds like Reverend Jim Jones, doesn't he?


9 posted on 11/06/2006 4:18:59 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: Sub-Driver
"The Senator needs you to move."

"The Senator can kiss my..."

"I need the Senator to go 'round thattaway."

(squinting) "What Senator?"

10 posted on 11/06/2006 4:19:20 AM PST by ExGeeEye (Day 171 (counting up))
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To: Sub-Driver

blueblood? More accurately 'fake' blueblood.


11 posted on 11/06/2006 4:21:20 AM PST by Dudoight
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To: Dark Skies
The frightening thing about Kerry is that despite the fact that he is obviously delusional to the point of mental illness, he still convinced many American's to cast their precious votes for him.

Even more frightening is that millions of Americans do just that. Scares the daylights out of me.

12 posted on 11/06/2006 4:23:08 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
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To: Dark Skies

If you take out the fraud, probably about 10% and the 10% garnered from the sheeple by the MSM you see that the gigolo didn't earn much respect on his own.


13 posted on 11/06/2006 4:32:35 AM PST by OldFriend (VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED UPON IT.......IT DOES)
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To: Sub-Driver
"After an eternity, an aide stepped out ..."


If he's got more than one, I guess we can honestly report that "John Kerry has aides".
14 posted on 11/06/2006 4:36:26 AM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: merry10

ping to read later


15 posted on 11/06/2006 4:37:07 AM PST by merry10
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To: tuffydoodle
"He sounds like Reverend Jim"


From Taxi?
16 posted on 11/06/2006 4:46:02 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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To: OldFriend
"A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness,"

The absolute best description of Kerry I have ever seen. Kudos to Mr. Steyn.

17 posted on 11/06/2006 4:53:00 AM PST by defconw (Gearing up for W2 in 08!)
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To: Sub-Driver
A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness...

Perfect!

18 posted on 11/06/2006 5:10:06 AM PST by TankerKC (I Predict that over 50% of the Major Party Candidates Will Lose on Election Day!)
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To: Sub-Driver

"And as Kerry demonstrates effortlessly every time he opens his mouth, if you detach the heroism of a war from the morality of it, what's left but braggadocio?"

He said a mouthful there!!!


19 posted on 11/06/2006 5:23:38 AM PST by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: tuffydoodle

Don't some folks put 'Heinz' in their chili??


20 posted on 11/06/2006 5:28:41 AM PST by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: Sub-Driver
Kerry = the Marie Antoinette of the Senate. Priceless.
21 posted on 11/06/2006 5:45:25 AM PST by Malesherbes
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To: Sub-Driver
In the 2004 election, instead of coming to terms with it as a national security question, the Democrats looked at the War on Terror merely as a Bush wedge issue they needed to neutralize. And so they signed up with the weirdly incoherent narrative of John Kerry — a celebrated anti-war activist suddenly "reporting for duty" as a war hero...

The anti-defense, treasonous subterfuge from the power driven socialists and DBM has been constant. Their hologram of John F'n Kerry (now unplugged and back to his regularly scheduled programming) as a war hero, was an attempt to strike at the heart of freedom - American Armed Forces.

They are ruthless. They are evil. We are fortunate that we can VOTE them into extinction.

Mark Steyn is brilliant.

22 posted on 11/06/2006 5:50:57 AM PST by PGalt
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To: Dark Skies
"The frightening thing about Kerry is that despite the fact that he is obviously delusional to the point of mental illness, he still convinced many American's to cast their precious votes for him."

Your post states the reason I am on my knees at night, thanking G-d for sparing us this catastrophy.

23 posted on 11/06/2006 8:11:25 AM PST by doberville
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To: Sub-Driver

"Senator Nuancy Boy"...I had to re-read that I first read it as Senator Nancy Boy and thot of Pelosi who is a like minded liberal in the house. But "nuance" is Kerrys game and Steyn hit that nail on old lurch faced Kerry very well.Back to the crypt John boy, there will be plenty of time for you to trot out and make a fool of yourself in 2008.


24 posted on 11/06/2006 8:17:16 AM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: defconw; Darkwolf

Then you need to read a description of that jackass from our FRiend, Darkwolf.


25 posted on 11/06/2006 3:04:06 PM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: defconw; Darkwolf377

Ammendment to the previous post: Check darkwolf377. Kudos Darkwolf377, you hit the nail right on the head. Now, I wish you could hit the twit right on the head.


26 posted on 11/06/2006 3:07:50 PM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: definitelynotaliberal
If only I could recall which post it was, I've only called Kerry every name in the book.

He's like a box of self-important styrofoam--puffed-up air that's full of itself.

27 posted on 11/06/2006 3:12:02 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
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To: Darkwolf377

I don't know about 'self-important styrofoam', but I'm happy to oblige you.

It's just too good. I am a Massachusetts resident, and I've been mocking this useless tool for years. The man has no charisma, no compelling life story, no values of any kind that he brings to the table, no meaningful legislation, no tax-cutting or other impulses that actually help the working man and woman, nothing interesting to say, and yet he has a job for life as does the murderous Kennedy, because of some weird free-forming guilt over the Kennedy assassinations, or something, in that case. Kerry, on the other hand, doesn't even have THAT. All he has is his short time in-country, which is more time that I served (I never entered the military at all) but to hear him go on about it you'd think he'd endured all the horrors of the Vietnam years all by himself.

He is a political mannequin, standing for nothing except the same old liberal set of clothes, which are exceedingly threadbare. It is just so enjoyable to see a man who rose to prominence on the backs of the soldiers he kicked to the ground destroying himself by using another slam on soldiers--even JOKING about them! What's even better is that this genius claims it was a botched joke, but he was too stupid to catch his "mistake" and simply say "Whoops, sorry, what I MEANT to say was..." which would have made this a one-day story.

He is a harmful idiot. It just gives me so much happiness to see him taken down by his lack of charisma combined with his lack of loyalty to the troops, in one silly moment of ignorance of the plight of men he claims to champion.

See? You did very well on that description. Obviously, Mark Steyn does it better. Have you read his latest on the 'useless tool'? I'm a foreign national. I'm embarrassed to descend into the vernacular in English. But Kerry takes me there. Maybe he's not that useless.


28 posted on 11/06/2006 4:00:40 PM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: definitelynotaliberal

Steyn does such a good job of describing the utter purposelessness of Kerry's ambitions. There is simply no reason for ANYONE to vote for Kerry per se. He has no achievments, no character, no original point of view. Even politicians I dislike have qualities that make it easy to understand why others like them, but Kerry? What has he done to recommend him to any position of power?


29 posted on 11/06/2006 6:50:20 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
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To: Sub-Driver
That's what they mean when they say "we support our troops" — they support them as victims, as children, as potential welfare recipients, but they don't support them as warriors and they don't support the mission.

Direct hit.

30 posted on 11/06/2006 6:56:51 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
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To: Sub-Driver
Here's a gem from the article:

Clinton bombed more countries in a little more than six months than the Zionist neocon warmonger Bush has in six years but, unless you happened to be in that Sudanese aspirin factory, it was as desultory and uncommitted as his sex life and characterized by the same inability to reach (in Ken Starr's word) "completion."

31 posted on 11/06/2006 7:03:56 PM PST by Vision Thing
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To: Sub-Driver
I was at a campaign event in New Hampshire chatting with two old coots in plaid.

Hey! I think I remember those guys from The Muppet Show. They were great!

32 posted on 11/06/2006 7:05:55 PM PST by pollyannaish
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To: Sub-Driver

And this is a FANTASTIC article. Thanks for posting it!


33 posted on 11/06/2006 7:09:19 PM PST by pollyannaish
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To: Sub-Driver

Nails it.


34 posted on 11/06/2006 7:22:40 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: Sub-Driver; johnny7; TomGuy; maryz; Lonesome in Massachussets; JLO; gidget7; nopardons; ...

brilliant.


35 posted on 11/06/2006 8:02:43 PM PST by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: Sub-Driver; nopardons

Kerry lacks the common touch. He is no Franklin Roosevelt. But then Roosevelt was a real blue blood aristocrat, with great self confidence, and Kerry is and has neither.


36 posted on 11/06/2006 8:05:27 PM PST by Torie
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To: Sub-Driver

Great article.


37 posted on 11/06/2006 8:11:25 PM PST by Mrs.Nooseman (Proudly supporting our Troops,Allies and our President GW!!!)
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To: bitt

Thanks for the ping...I had missed this.

Reading this after a long day of worrying about tomorrow, puts me in better spirits...I LOVE Mark Steyn.


38 posted on 11/06/2006 8:15:30 PM PST by Txsleuth (EVERYONE VOTE---AND VOTE REPUBLICAN,...even if you have to hold your nose!)
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To: potlatch







39 posted on 11/06/2006 8:57:35 PM PST by devolve ( classic_moments_in_kohn-heinz_jobs)
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To: bitt

Thanks for the ping!


40 posted on 11/06/2006 9:41:18 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Sub-Driver

Instead, Senator Kerry just stood there nose to nose, staring at us with an inscrutable semi-glare on his face. After an eternity, an aide stepped out from behind him and said, "The Senator needs you to move."

Hey Jon, we have this phrase it goes something like this, "Excuse me, could I get through please, thank you.".


41 posted on 11/06/2006 10:12:54 PM PST by Valin (http://www.irey.com/)
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To: PGalt

In the 2004 election, instead of coming to terms with it as a national security question, the Democrats looked at the War on Terror merely as a Bush wedge issue they needed to neutralize.

Herein lays the problem with the democrats, they don't really take this war seriously. In their (so-called) minds it's just like a farm bill.


42 posted on 11/06/2006 10:17:42 PM PST by Valin (http://www.irey.com/)
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To: Sub-Driver
Kerry is the only man who lives in America with knowing what America is like.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

43 posted on 11/06/2006 10:19:46 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop
I meant to say "without". Anyway, any one so ignorant of the condition of real Americans should be barred from ever seeking the country's highest office.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

44 posted on 11/06/2006 10:22:28 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Sub-Driver
If you missed Mark subbing for Hugh Hewitt last Friday, the entire program is available for a few days on Hugh's part of Townhall:

Townhall.com - Talk Radio Online

If you hurry, you can also sign up for Townhall's podcasting service, download copies of the programs, and listen at your leisure.
45 posted on 11/06/2006 10:30:05 PM PST by Stegall Tx (Pray often.)
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To: Torie

IMO, it's not the self confidence or the common touch that Jon Carry is lacking......it's basic intelligence. Doubtful his IQ breaks 100.


46 posted on 11/07/2006 4:21:20 AM PST by OldFriend (Vote For the Sake of All the People in the World Who Never Get to Vote)
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To: definitelynotaliberal; Darkwolf377

Well don't keep it a secret! Tell me! :)


47 posted on 11/07/2006 4:51:24 AM PST by defconw (Gearing up for W2 in 08!)
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To: Sub-Driver

bump


48 posted on 11/07/2006 3:43:57 PM PST by lowbridge (Got my own set of keys to the Rovian Weather and Earthquake Machine.)
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