Something seems fishy. Time to light up a fatty.
Posted on 11/06/2006 12:27:40 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
(AP) NEW YORK -- In a city where you can get just about anything delivered to your door -- groceries, dry cleaning, Chinese food -- pot smokers are increasingly ordering takeout marijuana from drug rings that operate with remarkable corporate-style attention to customer satisfaction.
An untold number of otherwise law-abiding professionals in New York are having their pot delivered to their homes instead of visiting drug dens or hanging out on street corners.
Among the legions of home delivery customers is Chris, a 37-year-old salesman in Manhattan. He dials a pager number and gets a return call from a cheery dispatcher who takes his order for potent strains of marijuana.
Within a couple of hours, a well-groomed delivery man -- sometimes a moonlighting actor or chef -- arrives at the doorstep of his Manhattan apartment carrying weed neatly packaged in small plastic containers.
"These are very nice, discreet people," said Chris, who spoke to The Associated Press on condition only his first name be used. "There's an unspoken trust. It's better than going to some street corner and getting ripped off or killed."
The phenomenon isn't new. It has long been the case around the country that those with enough money and the right connections could get cocaine or other drugs discreetly delivered to their homes and places of business.
But experts say home delivery has been growing in popularity, thanks to a shrewder, corporate style of dealing designed to put customers at ease and avoid the messy turf wars associated with other drugs.
"It's certainly been the trend in the past 10 years in urban areas that are becoming gentrified," said Ric Curtis, an anthropology professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice who specializes in the drug culture.
The corporate model -- and its profit potential -- were demonstrated late last year when the Drug Enforcement Administration announced that it had taken down a highly sophisticated organization dubbed the Cartoon Network. DEA agents arrested 12 people after using wiretaps and surveillance and making undercover buys.
Authorities estimated that since 1999, the ring made a fortune by delivering more than a ton of marijuana, some of it grown hydroponically -- without soil -- in the basement of a Cape Cod-style home on 10 acres in Vermont, where an informant reported the smell of the crop was overpowering.
The dealers, working out of a roving call center, processed 600 orders a day -- from doctors, lawyers, Wall Street traders -- even on Christmas, investigators said. Authorities refused to give names, but in one conversation overheard last October, a courier boasted about the ring's upscale clientele, according to court papers.
"We know comedians. We know celebrities," the courier said. "So you might meet a rapper, a singer. We go to a lot of people."
One former customer named Lucia, a 30-year-old employee at an entertainment cable network, recalled blatant deals done at the company's Manhattan headquarters. Executives and employees alike would pool their orders as if they were buying lunch together, then await the arrival of a courier, Lucia said.
The cost was $60 for one plastic case holding two grams of marijuana -- a steep markup, but worth it because of convenience and quality, she said.
"It was kind, kind bud," she said. "Yummy stuff."
The emphasis on customer service and satisfaction was evident at one stash house, where agents found more than 30 pounds of marijuana in plain view, already packaged for holiday delivery, court papers said. The packages featured the drug ring's cartoon character logo and the greeting, "Happy Holidays From Your Friends at Cartoon!"
The operation's alleged mastermind, John Nebel, "should have been the CEO of a Fortune 500 company," said his attorney, Steve Zissou.
Instead, Nebel, who is awaiting trial, could get a minimum of 10 years in federal prison if convicted. Prosecutors also are demanding the forfeiture of $22 million in cash, homes, cars, motorcycles and a boat owned by him and his cohorts.
At Lucia's workplace, employees were "bummed" by the news of Nebel's bust, Lucia said. But worries that the office might get raided evaporated, and other dealers stepped in, though "their product does not hold up to Cartoon," she said.
Investigators seized customers' names and addresses from the drug operation's computer logs. But those people face little risk of prosecution, authorities said.
Authorities conceded the home delivery trade will probably survive because of the high demand for marijuana and the low penalties for dealing it.
Under state law, most marijuana offenses "are not treated as very significant crimes," said Bridget G. Brennen, the city's special narcotic prosecutor. "That is why you see the marijuana delivery services proliferating. Their exposure is slight."
Fresh meat!
Come Wednesday, you'll be able to make a killing with one-hour home delivery of Cyanide capsules in Manhattan.
"Be sure to include a line about hydro to make it sound scarier or more potent." - check
For those who are intent on self-destruction, there is always someone more than willing to help them on the way.
Something seems fishy. Time to light up a fatty.
The demonic hydroponic is coming to destroy people don't you know.
Sounds like AP finally found out about Sampson Simpson!
In San Francisco there are stores selling marijuana for $300 per ounce, or about $10 per gram.
There are also delivery services - by bicycle - doing the same thing.
This guy's paying $30 per gram? That's $900 per ounce.
That is pound price!!
There's the money quote. But not quite true.
Bureau of Justice Statistics June 2004 Bulletin: "State Prison Expenditures, 2001" - NCJ 202949 reveals that taxpayers are spending more than $1 billion annually to imprison pot offenders.
The new report is noteworthy because it undermines the common claim from law enforcement officers and bureaucrats, specifically White House drug czar John Walters, that few, if any, Americans are incarcerated for marijuana-related offenses. In reality, nearly 1 out of 8 U.S. drug prisoners are locked up for pot.
http://www.examiner.com/a-349381%7EPaul_Armentano__A_billion_dollars_a_year
--main reason for the lower than usual murder rate that Mayoress Bloomberg is so proud of --the controlled substance market must be firmly in one set of criminal hands--no gang wars--
"Half Baked" is one of the best stupid-funny movies I know. Turn your mind off and enjoy the dumbness!
"Eight-fourteen . . ."
The bright Northern lights of Humboldt County radiate across the Nation these days.
Funny, I don't know anyone that has died from smoking marijuana. You?
Yes, two of my high school classmates died as a result of going for a drive while stoned.
Got any more funny comments?
How about "That's just whack!"
There's a big election tommorrow and we can see what's on your mind, as usual.
"When You Absolutely, Positively Have To Get Baked Overnight"?
"What Can Green Do For You?"
"THC Or Else"?
I don't think in this context, that the poster was talking bout death.
LMAO!!!!
Yah!!! We paid $35 an oz in college.
No kidding.
For $900 you could get a pound of good stuff in New Mexico.
Yeah, because I really want to wring my hands all day about an election.
I did my part - I voted. Now I'm posting a pot thread and relaxing....ahhhh
Let me guess - You're immune from criticism now, right, because of the death of your friends.
I'll just keep quiet. I don't want this post to be replaced by the infamous "Comment Removed By Moderator" post.
I never implied that I was immune from criticism. You asked if I knew anyone that died from pot, and yes, I do.
"Yes, two of my high school classmates died as a result of going for a drive while stoned."
I had two friends die who drove cold sober. Far more sober people die in car accidents than stoned people. What's your point? Sobreity kills?
Kevin Bacon - Quicksilver
I knew someone would say something stupid like that.
Far more sober people die in car accidents, but that is because far more people drive sober than not. Most people die within 5 miles of their house - does that mean you are ok if you are ten miles away?
Your odds of getting into a wreck are far greater if you are impaired - as I suspect you already know.
Pot didn't kill your friends....poor driving skills did.
And their driving skills are the same, whether they are sober or not?
A fair number of people die in car crashes while talking on cell phones, eating, putting a CD in their player or turning around to yell at the kids in the back seat. Guess we should outlaw cell phones, burgers, CDs and kids in cars as well.
This article is such a joke. There were delivery guys in NYC when I lived there in the early 90s. Moreover, if you knew the trick then you could get herb at almost every bodega.
The fact that one thing is dangerous does not make another thing less so.
All I'm saying is they didn't die from smoking pot.
$500 a pound in high school. Big margin if you sold joints.
The girl was ostracized for delivering drugs.
All I'm saying is that the fact that they were smoking pot made their deaths a lot more likely.
If you disagree, then I'm sure you'd have no problem as a passenger on an airplane flown by two pilots who were stoned.
I hate to be callous, but pot didn't kill them, friend. A stupid decision to drive while stoned did.
What's the trick?
Yeah, but the premise of the movie was a delivery service in NYC, and there was a poster on this thread named "Bacon Man", so how many degrees of separation is that?
You aren't being callous, but you are wrong, I believe.
"I knew someone would say something stupid like that."
It was stupid. That was the point. It was, however, no more stupid than your assertion that pot killed your friends. You know it did not. I suspect nobody held a gun to anyone's heads and made them smoke or drive.
"Your odds of getting into a wreck are far greater if you are impaired"
Indeed. Far more than pot can impair one's driving. I personally observe that one would have to be pretty drunk to drive as badly as a woman on a cell-phone. When you see a swerving driver in front of you what is the first thought in YOUR mind? Pot smoker? I doubt it.
LOL, only 2.
I agre with HG, and not you. Oh, and I don't smoke dope. I don't think it should be legal, either. The weed didn't kill your buddies.
The fact that one activity with one thing is dangerous does not justify banning all uses of that thing.
Absolutely!
Typically, these someones are members of the "helping professions", and work for the government. They people the Social Services, Welfare, Education, and cynically named "Human Resources" departments everywhere.
Whom did you have in mind?
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