Tabloid Report: Katie Couric Fired at CBS

Natl Enquirer ^ | November 20th, 2006 | Mike Walker & Bob Altman

[meg88]

wasn't sure if this was postable, but they have had some scoops in the past...

[The Blitherer]

I saw that earlier today. What gives?

[Echo Talon]

OMG pre-weight loss Kirstie Alley looks like Helen Thomas!

[kinoxi]

I thought she just signed a fat contract?

[Rennes Templar]

Didn't they report W and Laura getting divorced?

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Well, if true the network will still have to pay off her contract won't they?

[Halls]

holy cow, if this is true LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fireman43]

Well, people may knock the Enquirer, with good reason, but it's still more reputable than the NY Slimes.

[snarks_when_bored]

On another large (really large) topic: I give Kirstie six months before she's again occupying two zip codes.

[Diverdogz]

So is Dog really a crack addict?

[oblomov]

The space alien met with Nancy Pelosi today, I hear...

[My2Cents]

I thought she just signed a fat contract

Who? Katie or Kirstie?

[Halls]

ok, this making fun of fat people gets on my nerves!

[My2Cents]

Katie to be replaced by Batboy.

[roses of sharon]

She did her job and got Dems elected.

[kinoxi]

Well now that you mention it, both.
:)

[maquiladora]

[Nachum]

I am sorry to hear of Katie's dismissal because she is so perky. She added a spark that the news sorely needed (very perky). Matter of fact, even though I never watch the network news, it surely gets my attention (so perky). So, I guess I will have to not watch all the other network news broadcasts. They are just not as interesting (or perky).

[Vaquero]

scoops?
think Andy Kaufman with cancer. nobody believe it till he was on his death bed.

though the one about Kirstie is real odd....liposuction could not do what you see there, without a lot of diet first then surgury to pull her skin bag tight.... boy what a whale she was in the before pix....she was hot in Star Trek II The Wrath of Kahn.....

[worrywart]

Notice it doesn't say she was fired at CBS. It just says she was fired -- could be from a job she had in high school. That said, we can always hope it MEANS from CBS!

ww

[xtinct]

Any openings coming up for The View? aka graveyard for failed psycho babblers...

[Mo1]

I guess the Natl Enquirer is better then getting a text message

[Enterprise]

Bump

[Vaquero]

So is Dog really a crack addict?

yeah...plumbers crack!

[NewLand]

deposit Enquirer here...

[meg88]

Maybe she got bought out of her contract or something.

[xcamel]

I heard she packs them in ice to keep them (perky)
(.)(.)

[Ditter]

Yeah, they are tricky with their wording alright. The only NE I ever bought promised to tell me all about the Queen of England's sex life but they wimped out and told me she didn't have one. Got my money and then they were gone. LOL!

[BigEdLB]

Vaquero - Kirstie Alley as a Romulan with pointed ears...

[Condor51]

Someone stuck in Dial-Up Hell is gonna hunt you down and kill you like a rabid dog for posting this. I'm on broadband with a 5.12 Mbps download speed (that's fast - almost light speed) and it took about 45 seconds for that image to load (appear).

I realize you're new here, but you're gonna catch hell. Dial-up folks are 'touchy' about page loading time.

Anywaaay, good story, it'd be nice if true - and very funny.

I hope you realize I'm being facetious in the opening sentence and welcome to FR :-)

[Vaquero]

she was not a romulan, she was a vulcan.

[ken5050]

FYI..CBS finished 3rd in the election night coverage...

[True Republican Patriot]

Looks like a photo shop, saw nothing like this over at their website, maybe I missed it!

[monkapotamus]

[kenth]

Say it ain't so Dog...

[Thrownatbirth]

My high school buddy Katie still has her hometown Arlington County cable access channel to lean on.

[Echo Talon]

ish.. I had to look at the original to see if it was altered... LOL

[ThreePuttinDude]

I saw that issue at the grocery store, and had to take a pic...Here ya go.

[samm1148]

Not the affable Eva Braun of leftist propaganda?

[EDINVA]

Fat Chance!

Not this soon, at least.

[bannie]

I like to read the Enquirer. It's fun fiction...and sometimes they're even right.

[buck61]

she is the space alien!!!!

[Thrownatbirth]

The Enquirer front page gives me everything I need to have a conversation with my wife about current events. :-(

[bannie]

Throw in some stuff from FreeRepublic, and add some spice into your life.

;-)

[Rennes Templar]

It must be true then!

[bilhosty]

if it came to beleiveing CBS or the National Enquirer I would go with the Enquirer.