Posted on 11/16/2006 7:59:24 AM PST by Redcitizen
BOGOR, Indonesia - A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.
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Dr. Voodoo is too late.
It's too late for him. The Democrats have already elected Pelosi as Speaker of the House.
I declare a fatwa on Ki Gendeng Pamungkas!
I'm sure Howard Dean does a similar ritual, but it's scary to think about what Hillary might be doing.
When I was a kid growing up in Florida they had "root doctors" in the black community who would cast spells on people for a price. If a "root doctor" was paid to put a deadly hex on someone and that person didn't die or go insane the "root doctor" had assistants who would simply shoot the victim.
....(crickets chirping)....
Thats making sure service is delivered!
Ha! I'm a step ahead of him. A spirit informed me in a dream that this guy was going to try to curse the president, so I conjured up a counter-spell. I cut the head off a brown chicken, and buried it head-down during the full moon at the northeast corner of my house, along with the fur of an opossom, the beak of a squid, the entrails of a toad, and 14 raisins placed to form the shape of the mogen david. I filled in the hole with dirt from the grave of a gypsy and tossed the dirt from the hole into the outfield of Wrigley Field.
You're welcome, Mr. President.
You forgot to throw in a John Kerry campaign button from 2004 into the hole.
The end zone of Giants stadium would have made a nice secondary location for throwing the dirt. (Jimmy Hoffa rumors)
What is it with these lefties and liberals? Do they feed off hate to survive? I've never heard of such hateful people in my life. They've gone totally insane.
Some say the prophecies in the book of Revelation will happen in the spiritual world. Liberals will go crazy and destroy each other.
Some say it will happen in both the spiritual and physical world.
Others say it's a physical prophecy.
I always thought it was a physical prophecy myself, but the lefts self inflicted living hell is hard for the normal person to understand. I'm quickly starting to favor the first theory. The liberals spiritual world is definitely an unquenchable, burning lake of fire.
What will happen to them when Bush's term is over? Where will they feed?
You also may have just made Cindy Sheehan fall in love with you;)
Too late for all of us!
Why the hell is this a story from the AP? What's next young girls in Vietnam look in to a mirror and say "Bloody Bush, Bloody Bush"?
I have arranged a retaliatory Teluh spell on Ki Gendeng Pamungkas, according to which a 10 inch cast iron saucepan will materialise in his stomach, giving him one heck of an indigestion problem, to say nothinhg of the difficulty he will experinece passing the utensil.
I always liked Jinx the cat in the Pixey and Dixey cartoons.
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38e7b0ef02bd.htm
This one works.
For their sakes, we need to make sure a Republican is elected President...I'm sure with not too much of a mourning period, they will soon find something/anything to hate him/her ALMOST equally as to how they have hated W.
After all we are a charitable, compassionate party. ;^)
Why did he have to wait until Bush was in Indonesia? Does a voodoo jinx have an "effective range"?
See post #6.
Pelosi and Dean declined to participate in the evening's "long pig" feast, but Streisand partook in the ritual feast with gusto.
The chief of the tribe later told a reporter that Ms. Streisand had been invited to stay until the next ceremony, and that she was "fattening up very nicely".
God bless their zombie bones.
May the voodoo practioner be struck dead by lightning. Or at least a stray bullet.
It must be "wireless".
Verizon?
Looks like he gets his 100 percent RDA of iron and then some!
"When I was a kid growing up in Florida they had "root doctors" in the black community who would cast spells on people for a price."
They were/are up here, too. It's even part of the rural slang in some regions, as in "He better watch out, somebody worked a root on him."
Wakita wakita woo woo wakita wakita woo woo. There you go I see his jinx and raise him a curse.
Reminds me of the time that an Indian psychic said that Kerry was going to win because the stars were lined up. hahaha
Reminds of when the Washington Redskins lost in 2004 but Bush won the Presidency.
The devil and his predictions are full of hot-air. His promises are empty. :)
I used my last Kerry button for a spell I conjured back in 2004.
As a Cardinals and White Sox fan, I use Wrigley as a depository for cursed soil (that's where the Bush curse went) because, along with the goat curse of 1945, it does a double-whammy on the Cubs.
Yikes! Time to do some more conjuring!
Pelosi is the speaker, the hex was on us.
Where I grew up, "working a root," was thought to grow hair on your palms and cause blindness....:-)
If you are familiar with the X-files television series, a central character named The Cigarette Smoking Man- who among other things-claimed to have fixed the Super Bowl to ensure that the Buffalo Bills would never win a championship.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_Smoking_Man
I smoke cigarettes.
This stuff can get pretty scary. Invoking the dread name of She Who Must Not Be Named is enough to make corpses appear in Fort Marcy park...
I believe he is - along with all liberals, the MSM, and Democrats.
Too bad Hell is your destination.
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