This little bugger could do that.
Posted on 11/16/2006 10:09:24 PM PST by Zakeet
WICHITA, Kan. — A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, police said.
The man had just stuck the gun in his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle, authorities said. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf, they said.
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What are the odds of a lowlife shooting his BB sized testicle without even aiming the gun?
So what kind of gun can discharge itself not once but again?
This sounds like something a gun-control person would write.
I checked the full story on the site, but I don't buy it.
We're going to keep posting it until he gets the other one, they say most criminals are repeat offenders.
A half of a Darwin is applicable here. Had he not cringed as much and shot his right testicle as well, he would qualify for the full Dawin award. He's just a nutter.
SNORT!
"He's just a nutter."
You mean he's a no-nutter....
"That really is a gun in my pocket, and I was glad to see you before it went off..."
Nah, he still has one left. If both are shot, he becomes nutless.
He definitely gets the whole prize. What an idiot. It's not often you see victims of a traumatic experience like a kidnapping walk away at the end of the ordeal laughing their @sses off.
a glock.
he went from an Almond Joy to Mounds...........hehehe
DO'H....
He would have to have shot a two-fer to win the Darwin award.
hehehehe-
Now somebody needs to take care of the other ball, gean pool purification.
I'm amazed he took the gun out during the walk to the ER. How did he stop from cringing on the second shot?
*SIGH*...
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
LOL!
Even though this is a tragic story and not IN THE LEAST BIT FUNNY, there's some bemused commentary about it here : Adding insult to getting shot in the nuts...
This guy is in the running for 1st prize! Right up there with the guy who tore himself up while breaking into a glass store (go figure!), then called the police to out.
I've got a personal one. Former nasty neigbor decides to disrespect his latest girlfriend. I called the police. Suddenly, it got really quiet. Then there was one turn of a siren. Two muscleheads had come upon the scene, and "explained it to him", right before the police arrived. He was the last seen heading to the hospital. Further proof of his stupidity, is that he had what looked to be a pistol in his waitband that turned out to be a knife!
It already sound like he was diving for pennies in the shallow end of the gene pool.
This little bugger could do that.
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