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The First Thanksgiving
CatholicExchange.com ^ | 11-21-06 | Tom Purcell

Posted on 11/21/2006 7:44:10 AM PST by Salvation

by Tom Purcell

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The First Thanksgiving
11/21/06


"A myth! What do you mean America's Thanksgiving holiday is based on a myth?"

"The Christian Science Monitor published a detailed report on it. They found that the holiday has two distinct histories, one real, the other made up. We celebrate the made-up version."

"Made up?"

"Yep. Everything historians know about the first Thanksgiving is based on the accounts of two colonists: Governor William Bradford and a fellow named Edward Winslow."

"Go on."

"In 1621, Winslow wrote a letter to a friend. He said that after a plentiful harvest, the 52 remaining colonists decided to feast. The governor sent out four men to hunt for fowl. Ninety Native Americans, the Wampanoags, also joined in; they contributed five deer. The colonists and Wampanoags feasted for three days."

"They ate deer meat on Thanksgiving?"

"In 1641, Governor Bradford wrote a book about the history of the Plymouth settlement. In it, he also described the first Thanksgiving. But the British stole his book during the Revolutionary War. It didn't turn up until the late1800's — after America's Thanksgiving tradition was already formed."

"The lousy Brits. So what do we know about the first Thanksgiving?"

"Well, it was nothing like it has been presented. For starters, the pilgrims didn't eat turkey. The 'fowl' Winslow described in his letter were probably geese or duck."

"Thanksgiving duck?"

"Yeah, and there was no cranberry sauce. The colonists didn't begin boiling berries with sugar until 1671."

"What are you going to tell me next? That there weren't any mashed potatoes or stuffing or pies for dessert?"

"Funny you mention that. White and sweet potatoes weren't yet available to the colonists. There wasn't bread yet, either — they had no ovens. And though pumpkins were available, it's doubtful they had the butter and wheat flour they needed to make pie crust."

"Oh, brother. Then what did they eat?"

"They ate what was available then. In addition to the fowl, their meal probably included grapes, plums, flint corn and sea food — you know, lobster, crab and mussels."

"Lobster, crab and mussels! Who the heck catered the first Thanksgiving, Long John Silver's? If what you say is true, why does our Thanksgiving celebration differ so much from the first one?"

"The reason dates back to the 19th century. Back then there was no official Thanksgiving holiday and if people celebrated it, they did so in a private and solemn manner. A woman named Sarah Josepha Hale changed that."

"Who was she?"

"Hale was editor of a popular lady's magazine. She wrote editorials promoting an official Thanksgiving holiday. In 1858, she petitioned the president to declare it a national holiday. In 1863, Abraham Lincoln did just that."

"But how did we get our facts so wrong about the first Thanksgiving?"

"Well, Hale also published numerous recipes for turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce pumpkin pie, etc. She idealized the first Thanksgiving and the foods and traditions she promoted are the very same ones we now associate with our Thanksgiving feast."

"And most of what we do on Thanksgiving — and much of what we eat — has nothing to do with what really happened during the first Thanksgiving, when the colonists supposedly 'broke bread' with the Native Americans?"

"Yes, that is correct. The relationship between Native Americans and the colonists was complex and not always pleasant. In fact, in the coming decades after more colonists arrived and pushed the Native Americans westward, the two factions would soon find themselves in a bloody war."

"Boy, you sure know how to cheer a fellow up in time for the holidays."

"But we should be cheerful. Regardless of how our Thanksgiving tradition was formed — regardless of what is fact and what is myth — we have an incredible abundance of blessings to be thankful for. That's what the day is really about — celebrating our prosperity, our freedoms, and the many young men and women who are serving the rest of us to protect our freedoms."

"Now that's something to be thankful for."

"Yes it is. Happy Thanksgiving."


Tom Purcell's weekly political humor column runs in newspapers and Web sites across America. His email address is
TomPurcell@aol.com; his web address is www.TomPurcell.com.



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To: pgkdan
You must have missed my suggestion that the same Frenchmen who held the first Thanksgiving at Bar Harbor, Maine ALSO officiated at the first Thanksgiving at Jamestown, Virginia.

By that time (arrive in colony 1613 courtesy of Samual Argall, officiate at Thanksgiving in 1619) they had 6 years to learn English. Inasmuch a they were already selling off millions of acres of North America to settlement groups back in England, I suspect they knew English quite well. Since they were also Huguenots with close contact with English Protestants since the early 1500s, I suspect they had known English since they were children in fact.

BTW, the one at St. Augustine doesn't count ~ those guys didn't wish to learn English and assimilate doncha know.

21 posted on 11/21/2006 3:43:37 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Gvl_M3

That makes total sense.


22 posted on 11/21/2006 9:05:02 PM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: muawiyah

**but may explain why we use turkeys instead of bulls).**

LOL!


23 posted on 11/21/2006 9:06:27 PM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: nickcarraway; sandyeggo; Lady In Blue; NYer; american colleen; ELS; Pyro7480; livius; ...

Any thoughts? Discussion?


24 posted on 11/21/2006 9:10:37 PM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Oberon

"Of course, then we'd have to call him the Turkey Friar."

*groan* :o)


25 posted on 11/21/2006 9:22:25 PM PST by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: Salvation

I sit down at the table with my brother-in-law, so I don't find it too unbelievable that the Pilgrims would sit down with Indians, that they sometimes fought with.


26 posted on 11/22/2006 4:24:24 AM PST by SampleMan (Do not dispute the peacefulness of Islam, so as not to send Muslims into violent outrage.)
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To: samiam1972
*groan* :o)

Thank you, thank you...I'm here all week...don't forget to tip your waitress...

27 posted on 11/22/2006 5:07:36 AM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Salvation

THE FIRST (REAL) THANKSGIVING


28 posted on 11/22/2006 8:35:01 AM PST by murphE (These are days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed but his own. --G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Salvation

Next you're going to tell me they didn't play football, either.


29 posted on 11/22/2006 8:43:28 AM PST by P.O.E.
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To: hispanarepublicana
The History Channel special the other night says the DID eat wild turkey on that first Thanksgiving.

I'm sure they did; there are still plenty of them up here in MA! There used to be a pair of turkeys that hung around the neighborhood where our Parish is located. I think one of them finally got hit by a car.

Just about a month ago, I saw a turkey standing in the median of Belmont St. in Worcester which is four lanes ON EACH SIDE! I guess he must have come from the field to the north, adjacent to UMass Medical School.

I even had a mama turkey and her 3 poults wander into our backyard one summer day. She and they were feasting on the seeds of the tall grass where the yard meets the woods in back. I have a friend who owns 5 acres on the edge of town, and she said she sees flocks of turkeys all the time.

30 posted on 11/22/2006 3:09:51 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Salvation

Thanksgiving bump.


31 posted on 11/22/2006 3:56:09 PM PST by Ciexyz (Satisfied owner of a 2007 Toyota Corolla.)
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To: muawiyah

Full barbecue pit - sounds like a pig roast Thanksgiving!


32 posted on 11/22/2006 3:58:27 PM PST by Ciexyz (Satisfied owner of a 2007 Toyota Corolla.)
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To: All
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
 

Bless us, O Lord,
 
and these, they gifts,
 
which we are about to receive
 
from thy bounty,
 
through Christ, our Lord.
 
Amen

33 posted on 11/23/2006 6:58:53 AM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Salvation
Just saw the misspelled word above.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
 

Bless us, O Lord,
 
and these, thy gifts,
 
which we are about to receive
 
from thy bounty,
 
through Christ, our Lord.
 
Amen

34 posted on 11/23/2006 7:03:23 AM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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