Animal bordellos draw Norwegians

Aftonposten ^ | Sept. 14 | Morton Andersen

[Bushwacker777]

"Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer.

On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities, Danish newspaper 24timer reports.

In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170).

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According to the 24timer report, Germans, Dutchmen, Swedes and Norwegians visit the Danish bordellos, and a web site devoted to bestiality claimed that many of Denmark's animal sex clients stem from Norway.

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[Bushwacker777]

Ah, the liberal dream -- that the US can evolve into more of a European style of life (laws, attitudes, etc.). Well...

[PeterPrinciple]

the animals themselves wanted sex.

How do they know this?

[Socratic]

Those Europeans really ARE superior to us, aren't they?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Isn't this the same group of bozos who want boys to pee like girls? Real sickos!

[conservative in nyc]

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

[Riverman94610]

Those pesky Norwegians again!

[GSlob]

Well, it reminds one of an old joke when a mentally defecative type answering an ad promising a reward for bestial sex, was so dim as to want paying in installments.

[BossLady]

Geees.....did you read the article on the link about the Former Cop Caught in Pig Pen?? Farmer got pics of him in action! LMAO!

[Charles Henrickson]

There are some Great Danes. . . .

[rottndog]

Those Europeans really ARE superior to us, aren't they?

I think the leftists refer to it as "enlightened".

[Charles Henrickson]

many of Denmark's animal sex clients stem from Norway.

Figures.

[SBprone]

Denmark.

Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

[Socratic]

...installments.

Cheap puns are always appreciated by Socratic.

[Charles Henrickson]

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

Something's rutting in the state of Denmark.

[Hazcat]

As your last post was pulled (don't know why) I doubt this one will last long.

At least I don't see you last post on the main page any more.

[marsh_of_mists]

No, no, those were the Swedes. Honestly, are these people are the descendents of Leif Ericson? It's like a whole region populated by Ronald Reagan Juniors. And I'm part Swedish!

[zarf]

There's a horses ass joke here somewhere.

[RichInOC]

"Baaaa?"
"What?"
"Baaaa?!"
"Of course I'll respect you in the morning."

[Mopp4]

Cheap puns are always appreciated by Socratic

How about this one.....

young sheep heard to remark in Denmark.."I'm not sure which one is my d-a-a-a-a-a-a-dy...."

[GSlob]

Well, the pun was "mentally defecative". IIRC, in the joke the guy had three conditions: first: no kisses; second: children, if any, were to be brought up in the faith; and then as the third one, he wanted to be able to pay for it on installment plan, not even understanding that it was he who was to be paid for it. But then again, it was an old joke.

[cripplecreek]

PORK

The other white meat.

It's not just for cooking anymore.

[gidget7]

And people wonder where AIDS comes from. This most vile behavior, too disgusting for words, would have to cause some serious diseases. How can people even expect it not to? If not AIDS, something even worse!!!!!

[Lancey Howard]

San Francisco values.

[Bushwacker777]

Wilber, don't leave me alone with those European friends of your's.

[Socratic]

Here, I thought bestiality and inSTALLments were they key to the joke.

[Bushwacker777]

But what would Mr. Ed have to say about this?

[Riverman94610]

"But you can take the cross town bus if its raining or its cold
And the animals will love it if you do now,if you do"

[Andy from Beaverton]

And this is why you get from sex with animals...

[He Rides A White Horse]

In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex.

I'm sure the 'consensual sex' crew will be dropping by in short order.

[GSlob]

Honestly, are these people are the descendents of Leif Ericson?
Leif "the Lucky" Ericson was an Icelander; his father [or grandfather] IIRC, came to Iceland from Norway.

[Screamname]

Doooooooh! Oh maaaan, out of curiousity I typed in animal sex in google , you want to get sick to your guts, go to google and type in animal sex then hit the images button. Bwaaargh!!!!! I had the "safe search" feature off, instant vomit!!!!!

[elhombrelibre]

This is a part of the world that is not breeding enough people to sustain the nations or the peoples in those nations, yet they're unsure if it might be wrong to try to breed with farm animals. I've said for a long time that the party that wants us to accept anal intercourse as just dandy and a reasonably good political movement will eventually end up advocating bestiality. But I had no idea that the progressives in Europe were so far out in front of their sycophantic admirers on this side of the pond. I'm sure Bill Clinton will want to do some research into this.

[Socratic]

But what would Mr. Ed have to say about this?

"Oh, Wiiiiiiiiilbur!" Of course.

[colderwater]

On the web page there is a link also to a headline "Cows rampage in Norway."

What is going on in Europe? Perhaps, animal backlash!!


C.W.

[spanalot]

Dont these people get enough sun or something?

[GSlob]

'This is a part of the world that is not breeding enough people to sustain the nations or the peoples in those nations, yet they're unsure if it might be wrong to try to breed with farm animals. "
Well, it could improve the breed. And no, I do not mean the livestock there.

[crazyhorse691]

I love animals when they are barbecued, roasted, fried, or baked. Some are superiorly yummy deep fried. And greens are what you feed my critters to plumb them up for eating.

[elhombrelibre]

This will lead to an investigation Bill Clinton can get behind.

[itsamelman]

[pandoraou812]

This is just disgusting. I hope the animals bite the perverts. What is wrong with these people? Never mind , I don't want to know.
A new dissertation from the Institute of Criminology at the University of Oslo showed that Norwegian veterinarians know of at least 124 cases of animal sex abuse in Norway. The thesis reports that 22 percent of Norwegian veterinarians suspect or are sure that they have treated animals that have been sexually abused by humans.

[madison10]

How gross! Poor animals. They hardly have a choice in the matter.

[little jeremiah]

If I had time to ping my list, this would be pung out.

[tlb]

>>>the animals themselves wanted sex. How do they know this?

Well the llama showing up in a garter belt and three inch heels is a good clue.

[lightman]

Soon the GLBT lobby will be the GLBTB...

...no "sexual minority" left behind.

LOL!

[Carry_Okie]

D'varim 27:21 Arur shochev im kol behema.

Deuteronomy 27:21 Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast.

[Mobile Vulgus]

This is what happens when you have a European sense of morality (or lack thereof). Everything is relative, nothing is right or wrong.

Animal rape? Not REALLY wrong, is it? Heck, it COULD be that they like it!



(on a side note, is THIS thread when we use the "report abuse" button?)

[Major_Risktaker]

Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer.

Now I understand why Muslim immigration is so high in Denmark.

[Springman]

Has Fred Imus been to Europe?

[GOPJ]

Denmark. Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

LOL - a sly nod to Prairie Home Companion?

[Baynative]

Tolerance, diversity, self expression...