Posted on 11/24/2006 1:06:59 PM PST by Admin Moderator
You can buy it in a can? YUCK
No, no, nooooooooooooooooo....they're bivalve mollusks! :-)
Oh yeah, sure, right..."blue hair". LOL
-A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington , Nothing is moving north or south.
-Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
-The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?"
-"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and John Kerry.
-They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
OUCH! LOL
I just got back home and missed all the fun here after I left....LOL
LOL..great joke...
I was just on the kristinn thread...have you seen it?
A new one? I haven't been home that long tonight.
Sounds like you have a great sense of humor ... and taste! I was hoping that what I typed about Ivar's would give you something to think / smile about when you're being ribbed. ;-) Just keep that dancin' clam in mind.
And if you ever get to the greater Puget Sound area, you'll know of some fine dockside eateries to visit.
Better late than never and thanks for the giggle. :-)
Good concept for a woman's T-shirt:) A woman can tell a guy to read her titties when she isn't in the mood:) Very good! LOL!
Some jokes are just meant to be repeated...LOL
That's when you are supposed to fumble around to find:
The ribbing I've taken, over my typo, has always been good natured and in shared fun. But YOU have made the joke into something much, much more....something to warm the cockles of my heart.
And if I ever get out to Seattle, I'm going to make certain that I eat at one of those dancing clam places...with YOU! ;-)
The updated joke is even funnier than the original one! Many thanks for posting it. :-)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1743668/posts
Here is the thread...I just finished reading all of the posts...
Loved the joke...we need more jokes on this site.
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WTF did all that mean?
LOL
ROFL
Thats a good one!
what's the deal? in my list of options there was nothing about a whiny moose with cheese!? i am stuned! pleese!! this so hugh!! very cirrus!!! series, too! i am going to file a compliant! ::grin::
My hair isn't green or blue either. Let's just play along with the joke. :-)
still laughing!! where are the tissues? laughing so hard, my eyes are watering!
I do have an 8 month old grandson.
I AM an original member of RKBA and its Dowager Queen...besides quite a few other titles. My saying all of that, was by way of explaining that I know al baby, the history of stunned beeber, and all of RKBA's other inside jokes.
Did that help? :-)
when did you start coloring your hair??? how come i didn't know about it!? i thought that was natural color from all the muskulls you been eatin! what color can i make my hair??
If I ever do make it out there, I'll let you know. beforehand. :-)
MA! she's doin it to me again! first she took away the turkey, and now the moose and cheese!!!
::pouting::
Would you like a chocolate moose? :-)
Don't pout....I'll have to throw you into the royal dungeon, if you don't smile.
:-) :-D
ok,
ok,
i am smiling. see that????
(Pst! MA!!)
*sorry choclit allergy. can't have it.
hey, nope...i gotta go to bed. i got tomorrow off, but the kids have some schoolin to catch up on, i hope to get some sewing/mending in, i think there is another prayer seige in front of UNPLANNED PARENTHOOD, and house cleaning to be done.
ahve an awesome nite....not too much champagne now!! leave me the strawberries, tho. ;-) ni nite!
Okay, no chocolate for you. I can do a strawberry "moose", if that would suit. :-)
Go to beddy byes......pleasant dreams and you'll find a bowl of strawberries beside your bed. :-)
LOL!
LOL I was meaning the acronym RKBA. I was assuming that it meant "Right to keep and bear arms" but it just didn't realy fit LOL
This has been a great thread no??
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Thank you, John!!!!
Erm, who is John, exactly?
John is the one who has fixed the problem.
Riding in the control cabin isn't bad either, if you don't mind sporkweasel whiplash.
The RKBA has arrived.
(The Road-Killed Beeber Association)
sporkweasel whiplash? i dunno...
Thanks, John!!!!!
Did you forget to give them their ration of sardines?
John Robinson, the guy who makes things work.
Unusual choice. I like it!
James isn't sure about this thread, but he and Kevin will think about it over night.
LOL! Where's the troll?
Thank you.
Well, that's the problem.
There's bound to be one eventually, though. We'll stay alert!
Sardines, Tilapia ... what's the difference?
My head hurts.
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