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John Kerry says it's time to move on from his botched joke on Iraq
IHT ^ | Nov 30, 2006 | Staff

Posted on 11/30/2006 10:01:30 AM PST by wouldntbprudent

WASHINGTON: Enough with The Joke, John Kerry says.

The Massachusetts senator and former Democratic presidential nominee said Wednesday night that it is time to move on from his botched attempt at humor before the Nov. 7 congressional elections.

Kerry had said people might get "stuck in Iraq" if they do not study hard and do their homework. He said he was trying to poke fun at President George W. Bush, but Bush and others accused him of criticizing the troops.

"This is getting silly," Kerry said on CNN's "Larry King Live." "The country needs to think about a policy that has young men and women at risk on a daily basis that is not working."

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1 posted on 11/30/2006 10:01:33 AM PST by wouldntbprudent
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To: wouldntbprudent

Umm NO. We still haven't moved on from your botched joke of a Military Career. Sign form 180 Senator, then we can talk


2 posted on 11/30/2006 10:02:18 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I do not forgive Senator John McCain for helping destroy everything we built since 1980.)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Like I always say, there's a reason they call it "moveon.org."

Whenever they screw up, the rest of us are just supposed to "move on"!!!!

bwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhh, John Kerry.


3 posted on 11/30/2006 10:02:28 AM PST by wouldntbprudent (If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Nope .. you will NEVER live this down Kerry


4 posted on 11/30/2006 10:02:50 AM PST by Mo1 (Thank You Mr & Mrs "I'm gonna teach you a lesson" Voter ... you just screwed us on so many levels)
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To: wouldntbprudent

But John, I can't "move on." You see, it's "seared, seared" into my memory!


5 posted on 11/30/2006 10:03:14 AM PST by colorado tanker
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To: wouldntbprudent
To quote the erudite Mr. Kerry.."it was a Katrina style failure." What a douche..He can dish it but he can't take it.
6 posted on 11/30/2006 10:03:32 AM PST by slowhand520
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To: wouldntbprudent

Good Grief.
We had moved on......until he brought it up again.
This guy is his own worst enemy.


7 posted on 11/30/2006 10:03:32 AM PST by Global2010
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To: MNJohnnie

Umm NO. We still haven't moved on from your botched joke of a Military Career. Sign form 180 Senator, then we can talk""

AMEN
Both to this comment and your tagline.


8 posted on 11/30/2006 10:04:06 AM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: wouldntbprudent

Yeah yeah, and if everyone doesn’t stop joking he’ll kick their ass.


9 posted on 11/30/2006 10:04:11 AM PST by dighton
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To: wouldntbprudent
Maybe Tey-RE-za can use some of hubby #1 money to buy Johnny a little violin. Boo-frick-in-who, gigolo boy!
10 posted on 11/30/2006 10:04:17 AM PST by pikachu (The main stream news is to news what meteorologists are to meteors)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Hey, Jean Kerri, talking about moving on, isn't it about time you dumped Teresa and found an even richer wife?

What's the matter, you slipping, old gigolo?


11 posted on 11/30/2006 10:04:51 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: wouldntbprudent

How about we just move on from John Kerry?


12 posted on 11/30/2006 10:04:59 AM PST by zbigreddogz
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To: wouldntbprudent
JFK's #1 worry should be that Teresa might dump him which would be catastrophic because of the prenup he was obviously required to sign.

Teresa is still beautiful and could still marry her way into real power...perhaps through Justice Soutter.

Ooops...I forgot....confirmed bachelor.

13 posted on 11/30/2006 10:05:18 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Why doesn't John Kerry move on back to Beacon Hill - and stay there?


14 posted on 11/30/2006 10:05:20 AM PST by RexBeach ("In war there is no substitute for victory." Douglas MacArthur)
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To: wouldntbprudent

NO, Jon Cary, what is "silly" is that a pathetic gigolo who despises our troops still pretends to be a national figure with presidential aspirations.


15 posted on 11/30/2006 10:05:52 AM PST by Enchante (America-haters and Terrorists Around the World Embrace Chamberlain Democrats)
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To: wouldntbprudent
"And I think it's also time for people to look beyond my history as an America-hating, horsefaced, marrying for money scumbag."


16 posted on 11/30/2006 10:06:05 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: wouldntbprudent

It seems to me that Mr. Kerry got off pretty easily. Maybe it's time for Mr. Kerry to move on...
GSD


17 posted on 11/30/2006 10:06:43 AM PST by GraniteStateDad (how very kerry...)
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To: wouldntbprudent
Shouldn't someone be giving Larry King a medal or sumpin', for bringing this up again?

"What can I say? I'm a dork!"


18 posted on 11/30/2006 10:06:43 AM PST by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Uh, no Jon - we still are shaking our heads in wonder that anyone could actually be as stupid as you are. You are a poor excuse for a public servant, and a very poor representative of our Armed Forces. Shame on you. I mean it, really- Shame on you!!


19 posted on 11/30/2006 10:06:48 AM PST by Cate
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To: wouldntbprudent

It's time to move on! Let me ignite my afterburners!

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20 posted on 11/30/2006 10:06:48 AM PST by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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To: wouldntbprudent

LOVED the last line: " . . . Kerry said, joking again."


21 posted on 11/30/2006 10:07:29 AM PST by Mach9 (.)
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To: Cicero

Maybe his gigolo don't work so good anymore.


22 posted on 11/30/2006 10:07:37 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Yeah, right.

Like the communist media moved on from macaca.


23 posted on 11/30/2006 10:07:51 AM PST by ProudCopperhead
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To: RexBeach
Why doesn't John Kerry move on back to Beacon Hill - and stay there?

Naaah...he doesn't want to live there.I mean,Beacon Hill is so 2003.Today,they allowing just anybody with 10 million to live there!

24 posted on 11/30/2006 10:07:56 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Sign the 180 traitor.


25 posted on 11/30/2006 10:08:00 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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To: dead
OH MY GOSH that looks like the dems' dream team, "Law and Order" style.


26 posted on 11/30/2006 10:08:38 AM PST by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus)
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To: wouldntbprudent

If he will accept censure by the Senate, I would be willing to move on. Wasn't that the deal, not so long ago? ;)


27 posted on 11/30/2006 10:09:32 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: wouldntbprudent

OK, Lurch...so you insult our troops, then claim it was just a joke and then we have to move on. Whatever.


28 posted on 11/30/2006 10:10:07 AM PST by Miss Didi
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To: wouldntbprudent

We will move on from John Kerry's botched jokes if he will.

But cuss it all, he keeps reminding us by bringing up even more egregious examples of his lame sense of humor.


29 posted on 11/30/2006 10:10:25 AM PST by alloysteel (Facts do not cease to exist, just because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley)
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To: TommyDale

ROFL!!!


30 posted on 11/30/2006 10:10:40 AM PST by top 2 toe red (~**~ I liked Tuesday, November 7, 2006...a lot, lot better before the votes were counted. ~**~)
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To: wouldntbprudent
No one has asked him what the joke should have been.

He's got a bad case of "botch-u-lism".

31 posted on 11/30/2006 10:11:23 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: wouldntbprudent

These two photographs tell you all you need to know about Jon Carry.

32 posted on 11/30/2006 10:12:56 AM PST by OldCorps
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To: Gay State Conservative

"Teresa is still beautiful.................."

What,what,whaaaatttt!!!!!


33 posted on 11/30/2006 10:16:39 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire
What,what,whaaaatttt!!!!!

I just assumed that folks would detect the sarcasm contained in that post.

34 posted on 11/30/2006 10:18:33 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out)
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To: wouldntbprudent

"Time to move on"? If Kerry lives another 30 years there will be a reference in his obituary to his insult to the men and women who protect his worthless ass.


35 posted on 11/30/2006 10:18:58 AM PST by Brad from Tennessee (Anything a politician gives you he has first stolen from you)
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To: Gay State Conservative

It slipped by me....D'OH


37 posted on 11/30/2006 10:20:08 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: wouldntbprudent

......me tell joke...you no get joke? Me fire writers..me get new writers....ta-ray-suh buy me new writers.....me be happy then.

38 posted on 11/30/2006 10:20:18 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: wouldntbprudent

heh heh-- you all should just forget that little insight into my soul.


39 posted on 11/30/2006 10:20:27 AM PST by mikeus_maximus (The GOP treats evangelicals like the Democrat Party treats Blacks.)
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To: wouldntbprudent

OK...let's move on to your next anti-American screw-up.


40 posted on 11/30/2006 10:22:21 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Gay State Conservative
Teresa is still beautiful...

"Why, you silver-tongued devil."


41 posted on 11/30/2006 10:25:51 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: wouldntbprudent

So...we should cut and run from his remarks now? Jeesh


42 posted on 11/30/2006 10:25:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No matter who you vote for, the government wins.)
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To: Vaquero

LOL! Now do Lurch from the Addams Family.


43 posted on 11/30/2006 10:26:23 AM PST by mikeus_maximus (The GOP treats evangelicals like the Democrat Party treats Blacks.)
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John Kerry says it's time to move on from his botched joke....

Did he mean it is time to "Move on" to another rich wife? Mama T probably can't wait.

Graphic courtesy of FReeper Ironclad

44 posted on 11/30/2006 10:28:54 AM PST by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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To: wouldntbprudent

He STILL hasn't apologized. All he does is blame someone or something else.


45 posted on 11/30/2006 10:29:17 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: wouldntbprudent

I'm ready for a new screw up. It's inevitable.

Just keep talking, Senator. Your nation needs you.


46 posted on 11/30/2006 10:29:41 AM PST by siunevada (If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
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To: wouldntbprudent

Ooh no you don't Carrey. You have to be punished.

Why don't you make a trip to Iraq to show you support for the troop Carrey.


47 posted on 11/30/2006 10:31:14 AM PST by KingArthur305
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To: wouldntbprudent

Mash Pic for must see TV...err...internet.


48 posted on 11/30/2006 10:33:54 AM PST by txroadkill (how 'bout Dem Cowboys!!!)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
"Why, you silver-tongued devil."

Damn right.With a bank balance like hers I'm not adverse to sloppy....oops,maybe I can't say that on FR!

49 posted on 11/30/2006 10:33:56 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg

How do we get rid of these people? Between the
pervert, Clinton..and the ego-happy Kerry...the
air is stifling...and they all run to the other
jerk-Larry King, so they can get stroked, before they
go out and look down on the peasants (us guys and gals)..
Boycott the ketchup....and the bulb nosed friend
of the Barneys...Jake


50 posted on 11/30/2006 10:34:33 AM PST by sanjacjake
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