SURRENDER MONKEYS! (Check Out the NY Post's Front Page Picture about the Iraq Report! LOL!)

NY Post ^ | 12/7/06

[fatnotlazy]

That is just so cool. Thanks.

[Sam's Army]

And the dominoes continue to fall...

[areafiftyone]

I was walking by the Newspaper stand in Manhattan this morning on my way to work and I did a doubletake! LOL I thought the guys from the NY Post had been reading Free Republic! LOL

[asp1]

I love The Post. Remember the United Nations' "weasels?"

[darkwing104]

Accurate reporting....

[areafiftyone]

Yup. The NY Post is the only paper in NY that gets it!

[MinorityRepublican]

Where's their berets and cigs?

[Red Badger]

Those are CHUMPS!.......er....CHIMPS!........

[Long Island Pete]

I am just glad neither one of them is black. Al Sharpton would have a field day.

[Agent Smith]

Where is the CHEESE???

[RedRover]

New York patriots read the Post.

[asp1]

It was the only paper I read when I lived there. My husband read Newsday, it made for some very interesting conversations. LOL!

[areafiftyone]

ROFLMAO! True!

[rhombus]

What's this about water on Mars? I think Baker is convinced he can "flip" Mars. ;-)

[areafiftyone]

Baker IS FROM Mars!

[FreedomNeocon]

The panel suggests we 'get tough' with the Iraqi's and threaten to throw them to the wolves, while at the same time being very kind and submissive and kindly requesting surrender terms from Iran and Syria.

[Uncle Ike]

" Baker IS FROM Mars! "

Correction:

*MEN* are from Mars.......

[Doc Savage]

Look at that little monkey go!!!!!

[NeoCaveman]

Are those macacas?

[taildragger]

Lines and one scene in particular, from Jim Carry's "Bruce Almighty" come to mind...

Since this a family program, I won't go there....

[andy58-in-nh]

The Post's best effort since the "Axis of Weasels" take on the UN Security Council.

[roses of sharon]

Oh dear, their "Vanity Fair" photo will have to compete with this? How embarrassing for them, not!

[Mercat]

see my tag line for my favorite line in the NYP today.

[RonDog]

ping - good picture for a future Toons post?

[OpusatFR]

Nothing on the lamestream about the right of return or giving up the Golan heights in that report.

The whole idea that peace in Iraq is predicated on giving into Arab demands is beyond offensive.

No wonder they didn't report it.

So...is Baker still defending the Saudi's against 9/11 claims? The smirking chuckle is gives when he chides, oh so diplomatically, the interviewer about how things are Really done makes me want retch.

[Doogle]

The Post comes through again. Thank You New York Post!!

Doogle

[Mark was here]

Obviously a doctored photo, monkeys dont wear glasses. :)

[areafiftyone]

heh heh!

[cicero's_son]

Hilarious!

[Dixie Yooper]

Where did those monkeys just fly out of?

[Mo1]

Just a guess ... but I'm thinking the Post didn't like the report either

[Bahbah]

LOL. Nice to find a good laugh in the face of this disaster.

[areafiftyone]

McCain's butt!

[areafiftyone]

YA THINK???? LOL! Sometimes the NY Post is just Too funny!

[Paige]

A picture is worth a Thousand Words!!

[SuperSonic]

[Snickersnee]

The NYP has a staff of bright young things who do nothing but write headlines. That is something Murdoch brought from tabloidland in Oz when he took over the paper. Remember the classic "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar"? That's them at work.

[tobyhill]

Too funny.

[Loud Mime]

I believe many read FR because the replies here contain some great humor and good logic. Of course, we have our flamers, but when the whole site is reviewed you will find its content is far, far, far above the dummie place.

[SuperSonic]

[fatnotlazy]

"I was walking by the Newspaper stand in Manhattan this morning on my way to work and I did a doubletake! LOL I thought the guys from the NY Post had been reading Free Republic! LOL"

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I used to dismiss the Post as a tabloid...now it's one of my favorite papers. It's sold in Pittsbugh by a few vendors -- when I see it, I usually pick up a copy.

[Dixie Yooper]

If they're surrender monkeys, it would be Pelosi's or Reed's.

[areafiftyone]

LOL What happened in comments 37 & 38? They were removed my the moderators? Were they lurkers?

[SueRae]

Newspapers may not be entirely dead yet.

Excellent post. (New York, that is):-)

[fatnotlazy]

Newspapers may not be entirely dead yet.

Excellent post. (New York, that is):-)

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I'd like to see most of these rags go the way of the do-do bird. But the Post -- I'd make an exception.

[newzjunkey]

I notice they didn't use Vernon Jordan (yes, *that* Vernon Jordan) for this.

If anyone wants the complete findings there's a PDF copy downloadable at Baker Institute

Republicans

In addition to Jim Baker, "Republicans" are:

    * Sandra Day O'Connor, former Supreme Court Justice
    * Lawrence Eagleburger, former Sec of State 
    * Edwin Meese III, former US Attorney General
    * Alan K. Simpson, former Wyoming Senator
    
    * Bob Gates, incoming Sec of Def, replaced in Nov by Eagleburger
    * Rudy, replaced by Meese in May; was too busy

Democrats

In addition to Lee Hamilton, Democrats are:

    * Vernon Jordan, Jr., business executive / Monica payoff crew
    * Leon E. Panetta, former White House Chief of Staff
    * William J. Perry, former US Secretary of Defense
    * Charles S. Robb, former Governor of Virginia and former U.S. Senator