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Heather: Eye Candy Haircuts (Rush: Sex Appeal As Old As Human Nature Alert)
Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 12/13/2006 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 12/13/2006 5:58:14 PM PST by goldstategop

RUSH: Heather in the Claremont, Oklahoma, welcome to the EIB Network. Welcome.

CALLER: Hello. How are you?

RUSH: Good, thank you, how are you?

CALLER: Pretty good. Pretty good. I have a question for you. It kind of goes in line with your little diner with the nurses, the sexy nurses in the --

RUSH: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't call this place a diner. This is the Heart Attack Grill.

CALLER: Heart Attack Grill, okay. Well, I live in a suburb of Tulsa, Oklahoma, and we have an issue where there's a haircutting place for men in Tulsa called Eye Candy Cuts, and the haircutters dress sexy, short skirts, high heels, thigh-high stockings, you name it. Of course the neighbors are upset about it, even though you can't see into the business when they're cutting hair, you can't see --

RUSH: Wait, I want to understand this. The name of this business, the name of this establishment is Eye Candy Haircuts?

CALLER: Correct.

RUSH: And it's for men, it's a barbershop?

CALLER: It's for men. Correct. So now they have a group that is lobbying the state board to try and get the dress codes for hairstylists to be changed so that they're covered from shoulder to knee.

RUSH: You see how wound we are? We're just wound so damn tight. You wonder why people don't realize we have an enemy that's trying to wipe us out, they get upset about this?

CALLER: I know.

RUSH: This is just --

CALLER: I just thought you would get a kick out of hearing this and to let you know that it's not just in Arizona, that it has actually made it to the heartland.

RUSH: Let me tell you something out there, Heather. This is not new. Businesses have been doing this forever. Ever heard of the Playboy clubs?

CALLER: Exactly.

RUSH: This is not new. It has been going on since biblical times. It's been going on since caveman days.

CALLER: I know.

RUSH: This is just human nature. There's nothing more than entrepreneurism. But we're wound so tight that we can't objectify these haircutters by dressing them this way. Of course nobody's worried about the insult it is to men.

CALLER: No.

RUSH: Nobody worries about that. Oh, the best way to get a man to part with his money is to show him a little titillation.

CALLER: There you go. Show a little leg.

RUSH: Well, if I were one of these wound too tight little SOBs I'd be leading a movement to stop this on the basis it's offensive to men, it's objectifying and it's stereotyping us. This is absurd.

CALLER: Yeah.

RUSH: It's obscene. People just... Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.

CALLER: No, they don't.

RUSH: And if somebody's having a good time then somebody needs the Fun Police to show up and stop it. As long as nobody else is having a good time, nobody can have a good time.

CALLER: That's right. Exactly. I just thought that would be a good story for you to tell.

RUSH: Let me ask you a question, Heather. How many women have tried to get into this place to get their hair cut, just to see the competition?

CALLER: They actually did a little story on it on the news, and pretty much anybody can go in there and get their haircut, as long as they're not a child. If they're over 18, they can go in and get their haircut.

RUSH: Sounds fair to me. It doesn't sound like they're discriminating at all.

CALLER: You know, as long as they leave a tip. (Laughing.) They can get their haircut.

RUSH: You know, that's good because we had this story yesterday of the four-year-old sexual predator who's been charged with sexual harassment at some school for, you know, basically trying to hug the teacher's aide.

CALLER: Oh, yeah.

RUSH: All right, Heather. Thanks for the call. Thanks for the heads up.

CALLER: You're welcome.

RUSH: Appreciate it. We'll be back and continue. She didn't take a breath in that whole phone call, did you notice that?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: eyecandyhaircuts; humannature; men; oklahoma; rushlimbaugh; sexappeal; tulsa; women
Sex appeal is as old as human nature. And some people are still shocked when women make themselves attractive to guys. Welcome to the real world.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

1 posted on 12/13/2006 5:58:22 PM PST by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop

There's a place by me, Sport Cuts, that has the whole sports motif and hot cheerleader-type babes to cut your hair. Except their haircutting expertise sucks real bad. I went one time with a coupon but am never going back.


2 posted on 12/13/2006 6:03:27 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: Chi-townChief
When the boss looks likes this, guys go there for more than the haircut:

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

3 posted on 12/13/2006 6:07:35 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Chi-townChief

Why worry about your bad haircut? Everybody else has to look at that. You got to look at the cheerleaders.


4 posted on 12/13/2006 6:08:16 PM PST by HighWheeler (A true liberal today is a combination of socialist, fascist, hypocrite, and anti-American.)
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To: HighWheeler
Exactly. Its the next best thing to having sex: having a beautiful woman mess around with your head.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

5 posted on 12/13/2006 6:12:53 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: HighWheeler

The guys at work asked if I I got it cut at the veterinarian.


6 posted on 12/13/2006 6:15:05 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: Chi-townChief
There used to be a time when barber shops and salons were strictly unisex. Now they're in the cross-over business category.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

7 posted on 12/13/2006 6:16:37 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop

http://www.paradisecuts.com/Home.html


8 posted on 12/13/2006 6:20:52 PM PST by CJ Wolf
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To: goldstategop

True, except for one thing...you can find out more about what is going on in a smaller town by visiting the neighborhood barber than you can by a trip to the Pentagon.


9 posted on 12/13/2006 6:25:23 PM PST by Old_Mil (http://www.constitutionparty.com/)
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To: Chi-townChief
I looked at your homepage. Can you guess who this is?


10 posted on 12/13/2006 6:34:26 PM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: Old_Mil
The Pentagon tends to the US Military. Why would you go to them for information about a small town?
11 posted on 12/13/2006 6:39:22 PM PST by perfect stranger (Tagline tomorrow, tagline yesterday, but no tagline today.)
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To: raybbr

Ray Bradbury in the Chicago Cubs dugout...


12 posted on 12/13/2006 6:47:24 PM PST by Doofer
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To: goldstategop

My barber was in the Marines. Yes, SHE was. Great place for an old school haircut.


13 posted on 12/13/2006 6:53:12 PM PST by RedStateRocker (Nuke Mecca, Deport all illegals, abolish the IRS, ATF and DEA)
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To: goldstategop

> Exactly. Its the next best thing to having sex: having a beautiful woman mess around with your head.

I can relate to that. My wife cuts my hair.

Sometime, very shortly have we starting dating she said, "Sit down you look like a monkey".

I haven't been to a barber shop in 14 years.

I don't know where she learned how. I know she isn't professionally trained. Most likely that was the first time she had ever cut anyone's hair.


14 posted on 12/13/2006 7:11:57 PM PST by dinasour (Pajamahadeen, SnowFlake, and Eeevil Doer.)
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To: raybbr

I'd have to say Lou Boudreau.


15 posted on 12/13/2006 7:13:33 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: Chi-townChief

I think it's Cary Grant.


16 posted on 12/13/2006 7:15:46 PM PST by battlegearboat (No homework today!)
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To: RedStateRocker
Back in '98 I went to the oldest Marine barracks in the country (DC) to get a haircut. Fastest haircut I ever had. That old black Marine barber took it all. While I was there, Marines were running in for their cuts, then running out. So I ran out too. Great experience. I was hoping to see G. Gordon Liddy at our conservative fete that night so I could show him my new shiney dome, maybe get him to autograph it. No such luck.
17 posted on 12/13/2006 7:17:04 PM PST by Bonaparte
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To: dinasour

My Mom used to give all five of us kids haircuts when we were growing up. She just learned it from the booklet that came with her haircutting kit. Never got a bad cut.


18 posted on 12/13/2006 7:19:43 PM PST by Bonaparte
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To: goldstategop

Instead of a haircut, that just want a little "trim"?


19 posted on 12/13/2006 7:19:57 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: mountn man

So this guy sticks his head into the door of the barber shop and says "Bob Peters here?" and the barber says "no, we just give haircuts."

Rimshot!


20 posted on 12/13/2006 8:06:40 PM PST by brewer1516
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To: brewer1516
So this guy sticks his head into the door of the barber shop and says "Bob Peters here?" and the barber says "no, we just give haircuts."

In China, a "barber shop" can either be a legitimate place to get your hair cut, or is an illegal brothel. The way to tell the difference is that real barber shops have windows that you can see into, see people getting their hair cut. If the barber shop is around back and upstairs, then Bob Peters is probably there.

21 posted on 12/13/2006 8:42:52 PM PST by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: Chi-townChief
I'd have to say Lou Boudreau.

Very good!!

It was from an interview I did with him at Wrigley Field when I worked for my college newspaper. Lou took me with him to have lunch with Jack Brickhouse and Vince Lloyd at the Pink Poodle restaurant in Wrigley.

22 posted on 12/14/2006 2:42:26 AM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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To: Chi-townChief

"The guys at work asked if I I got it cut at the veterinarian."

Well - what do you expect when you ask for the doggy style?


23 posted on 12/14/2006 2:48:02 AM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: goldstategop

This is not a new idea. Come on GUYS.. Hott Cutz has been in business for a year this place just got into some trouble.. I guess state board dont like them very much


24 posted on 01/02/2007 6:32:26 PM PST by hottcutz
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To: hottcutz

You joined up to post that?


25 posted on 01/02/2007 6:38:47 PM PST by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: goldstategop
I've only had haircuts maybe once a year for the last 14 years, and that's just to get a little clipped off for any split ends. I wonder if I could go there to get my hair trimmed and washed? haha
26 posted on 01/02/2007 6:40:46 PM PST by KoRn
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