Rule # 1. Not a single word passing kegebun's lips can be trusted. This includes the pauses a kegebun has to make to swallow the accumulated saliva or to catch his/her breath.
Rule # 2. Not a single constructive deed by a kegebun can be trusted. If a kegebun malingers a suicide, one is to mistrust it and ought to make sure by double-tapping the malingerer in the head. In their destructive capacity, however, one can put one's full confidence.
Rule # 3. For the purposes of the Rules # 1 and # 2, the kegebuns are those directly connected with the infamous organization, it predecessors, successors, affiliates, debtors, creditors, lessees, sub-lessees and assignees [collectively, "KGB"], and all those associating with, and/or pushing, its agenda.
Rule # 3, then Rule # 1.