Caption pic of John Kerry

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070110/photos_pl_afp/391f367533f209773d6f7a73755570b3 ^ | Jan 10,2006

[AmericanMade1776]

US Democratic Senator from Massachussetts John Kerry speaks to the press on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. Democrats in Congress planned a direct challenge to President George W. Bush's latest strategy for Iraq with symbolic votes that could shape the political landscape for years.(AFP/Getty Images/Joe Raedle)

[AmericanMade1776]

John Kerry shows how he plans to strangle the troops by cutting off their funds.

[mylife]

"Ive been practicing catching the football for 2008"

[mylife]

My hair is this WIDE"

[AmericanMade1776]

Use of Military Force Against Iraq



Bill Number: H J Res 114
Issue: Military Issues
Date: 10/11/2002
Sponsor:Rep Hastert, Dennis [IL-14]


Roll Call Number: 237
Joint Resolution Adopted (Senate)
How members voted


Senator John Forbes Kerry voted YES.

[Blogger]

And then, with one botched joke, my career just slipped through my hands.

[AmericanMade1776]

Botched Botox Poster Boy

[Doctor Don]

The Mummy from Massachusetts!

[jdm]

"I squeezed Edwards' rear end just like this. We do have a lot of fun together."

[mylife]

"which thumb should I insert in my tookus?"

[Huntress]

He looks like he could use a touch up.

[USMA '71]

"I can't find my own ass with these two hands, so how do you think I could generate a logical thought?"

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[AmericanMade1776]

[Bush2004] Fw: Kerry's voting record

Kerry's voting record:

He voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle * He voted to kill the M-1 Abrams Tank

He voted to kill every aircraft carrier laid down from 1988

He voted to kill the Aegis anti aircraft system * He voted to Kill the F-15 Strike Eagle

He voted to Kill the Block 60 F-16 * He voted to Kill the P-3 Orion upgrade

He voted to Kill the B-1 * He voted to Kill the B-2 * He voted to Kill the Patriot Anti Missile System

He voted to Kill the FA-18 * He voted to Kill the B-2 * He voted to Kill the F117

In short, he voted to kill every military appropriation for the development and deployment of every weapons systems since 1988 to include the battle armor for our troops. With Kerry as president our Army will be made up of naked men running around with sticks and clubs.

He also voted to kill all anti terrorism activities of every agency of the U.S.Government and to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%, to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%, and cut the funding for the NSA by 80%.

But then he voted to increase OUR funding for U.N operations by 800%!!!

Is THIS a President YOU want?

From Bet

http://www.rushonline.com/kerry/kerryvotingrecord.htm

[AmericanMade1776]

And this is how I plan to protect the United States...with Spitballs.

[Trillian]

"Her bank account had this many zeros."

[Ironfocus]

My Purple Heart wound between my ears is this big.

[mylife]

"I'm gonna need about this much Botox refill"

[dynoman]

"Democrats in Congress planned a direct challenge to President George W. Bush's latest strategy for Iraq with symbolic votes"

There is possibility the troop surge will work and then these "symbolic" barking dog votes will look pretty stupid. Yes that would "shape the political landscape for years."

[icwhatudo]

So i grabbed these two friendly reporters and said, "please, tell everyone we were seeking a quit place to talk".

[AmericanMade1776]

The spineless Barking Dogs already look stupid.

[mylife]

"If I were handling the situation in Iraq..."

[catpuppy]

I became an idiot long before I became an idiot ...

[smoothsailing]

[mylife]

Very Good!

Patty Murray front and center, these folks arent funny.
They are nuts!

[Old Seadog]

..but after I started using Viagra..."

[smoothsailing]

LOL! Here's another version!

[mylife]

L0L! Very nice, but he was a clown before he wasnt a clown

[dinoparty]

See, rigor mortis is already starting...

[weegee]

"I call this move 'The Genjis Con'..."

[mylife]

durbin looks like jaque chirac!

[endthematrix]

Emotional Flashbacks...

[Wolverine]

John Kerry, a professional Vietnam veteran sneaks to the press on Capitol Hill in Washington..."I am a LOSER"!

[AmericanMade1776]

That pic of John Kerry never fails to make me laugh.

[mylife]

Oh, I miss his bufoonery

[mylife]

Is that "the hat"? The one the CIA dude slipped him in Cambodia?

[Mark]

My man-servant brought be this huge FRENCH roll- with peanut butter and grape jelly.

[AmericanMade1776]

Mark...You know your John Kerry Trivia..good one.

[Wolverine]

Yes.

[Mark]

In my mind, he is trivial. In the left wing kooks' mind he is the second coming of Marx.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

I'm saving that one to hard drive. My senator is the one on the right....... Proud to say I didn't vote for him!!!

[BARLF]

Well, I wish Jon would find him a Monica so she would buy him a new tie.
I'm sick of seeing that same tie.

[OESY]

"A man's greatest work is to break his enemies, to drive them before him,
to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping
of those who cherished them, to take their horses between his knees
and to press in his arms the most desirable of their women--after a
proper evaluation of their financial assets, that is." -- Ghengis F. Khan

[rabidralph]

What's that on his cheekbone? Does his skin sag that badly or did Tha-raza clock him?

[OESY]

"OK. I'm going out for a pass. Throw me some more of your medals now.
That last batch of Purple Hearts didn't work so good for me. I need your halp."

[null and void]

Kerry Lied

Millions Died

[OESY]

Sherlock Holmes is on the case of The Blue Carbuncle.

[savedbygrace]

"Yeah, I played a little football when I was
in Vietnam. I remember one Christmas, . . . "

[OESY]

"The human race is divided into two classes--
those who go ahead and do something, and those who
sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way?'"
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935) U.S. Supreme Court justice

[jonrick46]

ET call home! They want more ketchup!

[End_Clintonism_Now]